August 22nd, 2009

Watchman - *AFP Hall Of Fame*


(submitted by Wanda)

504 Responses to “Watchman”

  1. Kat says:


  2. TL says:

    he has a watch tan line that’s why he left it on! lol

  3. Dana says:

    I guess he really wanted that watch. ;-P

  4. Jane says:

    My favorite part is the painted outlet in the bottom right corner

  5. Sharon says:

    Oh Dear God.

  6. palito says:

    Imagine what it looks like in the back!?

  7. MamaCat says:

    oh, wanda honey…….i think time’s up doll……………..meow

  8. chugwanna says:

    I truly wish my sister was here to see this. We have warped sense of humor that really appreciates this shot. omg. too funny!!

  9. daniel says:

    it’s sexy time

  10. daniel says:

    This man is a God on so many levels.

  11. jody says:

    This guy is my secret late night indulgence. My husband caught me looking at him AGAIN tonight! But I can’t help myself. No matter how crappy my day has been, one glance and I go to bed giggling, even the powerpoint makes me laugh now. I just want to understand – WHY? oh WHY?!!!

  12. leutzmom says:

    love the mullet!

  13. meafind says:

    This photo will haunt my dreams for the rest of my life. A gold watch? Classy.

  14. Alex says:

    Somebody needs to do a little manscaping, I’m just saying.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Holy God… it’s IRL Boomhauer. “Them Dang ol’ *mumble mumble mumble* banana hammock, man.”

  16. tj says:

    “If you’ve got the money, honey, I’ve got the time!”

  17. GSL says:

    This one gets me every time. I can just hear the photographer saying “now act like you’re about to check your watch. It’ll be a nice action shot!”
    Of course, it still begs the question of why he left his watch on in the first place, but hey…

  18. Carol says:

    10 minutes ’till “magic time”

  19. Cindy says:

    Uh, honey we have 15 minutes before dominoes delivers our pizza!

  20. Denise says:

    I think he’s quite attractive, in a 70’s sort of way.

  21. Andy says:

    Caption should read…

    Time to find my pants…


    Time to do some manscaping!

  22. shegrasshopper says:

    hey wait…he should be in the mullet competition!!!!!!!!!

  23. Brian says:

    What time is it? Time to get busy!

  24. stacey says:

    this should be in the mullet contest!

  25. Car says:

    He gets my vote for “Best Mullet”

  26. Tristan says:

    Excuse me, Tarzan, do you know what time it is?

  27. torresongs says:

    This guy was hot stuff at the Tulsa, OK Chippendales back in 1986.

    Keep telling yourself it’s Photoshopped. That won’t stop the nightmares!

  28. ohsnapiam58 says:

    Mommy, make it stop.

  29. Slimvicar says:

    I wonder (if we plugged him in to the outlet on the wall behind him) if he would light up? Think of the possibilities for Christmas!

  30. Boppie says:

    Loved this guy the first time we saw him. Still love him.

  31. hank says:

    doesn’t this photo just scream john waters?!

  32. emblitz says:

    Who wants to bet 10 bux that his hairstyle is the same today? (and double or nothing that he still has that speedo kickin around somewheres?)

  33. JustMe says:

    2 words. Manscape PLEASE!!!

  34. srkeegan says:

    Dude needs to shave his bikini line.

  35. ames says:

    I’d love to know how the photographer kept a straight face!!!

  36. Suzanne says:

    I think this guy is in a “time warp” the hair style says it all!

  37. ganis says:

    photoshoped but still,,, LoL

  38. will says:

    hahaha omg that pun ade a terrible picture even worse.

  39. Matt says:

    I wish the imaginary table he’s resting his arm on wasn’t imaginary…

  40. Jo says:

    Great Photoshop shot! The head doesn’t match, but who cares?

    • RM says:

      I was thinking the exact same thing. The head is way out of proportion to the body. But the concept is good. 😀

  41. Fatma says:

    looooooooollll!!!! LMAO!!!

  42. Amanda says:

    as ridiculous as this is, I can’t stop looking at the electrical outlet at the bottom of the picture. CLASSY.

  43. Severely_Traumatized says:

    He probably thought his girlfriend would love this picture as a
    Valentine’s Day present. I feel bad for the two people in this situation:
    the photographer and the girlfriend.

  44. Lollipop says:

    im traumatized for life!

  45. Allen says:

    Whoa, what do you mean the photo session is over, it’s only been what 2 minutes and I’ve got several other outfits and hair styles I want you to shoot.

  46. Catlick says:

    haha! LOVE the power point on the wall.. The gold wristwatch is icing and the power point is the sprinkles on the big hairy awkward cake…

  47. 0.o" says:

    this guy looks like my dad. 0.o”

  48. Cambreak says:

    “thanks for the watch, my love. And I give you what you want – a picture of my hair.”

  49. Uriah says:

    come on is the gold watch really necissary

  50. AuroraAma says:

    Its miller time! Im gonna pull a sneaky for halloween & set this as my 20 yr old daughters wallpaper

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