We still can’t believe he cheated on her.
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The one with the floating cabbage patch doll’s head freaks me out a little.
A little? I’ll surely have nightmares about that huge doll head for years to come. It’s just creepy.
You can almost hear mom yelling at the photographer that, yes, she wants the doll in all the pictures.
No childhood should be without at least one disembodied Cabbage Patch head picture.
That silhouette picture with the cabbage patch doll in a darkened background is really creepy!
I’ll be having nightmares from the one on the top right.
I had a cabbage patch doll…loved her. And yet, I never took her to a photo shoot. I’m feeling a tremendous amount of guilt now.
The one on the upper right hand corner freaks me out, I’m going to have nightmares about Cabbage Patch Kids…..
I’m going to tattoo the pic at the upper right on my back. It’s magical.
Yes, ok. This is awkward. I’m glad you guys re-calibrated your AwkwardMeters, because it was looking grim for a while there.
Upper right photo: The ghost of cabbage patch past….
Isn’t she a bit old to be having her portrait taken with this doll? Is the doll like Chuckie, it can’t be left alone?
I love the CPK shadow pic, like he’s her guardian angel or something. I wish I knew how to get that effect with photoshop…
Yep that’s awkward.
That’s painfully funny to look at.
Wow. Someone really loved her Cabbage Patch Doll.
What’s the age limit on loving your Cabbage Patch doll? I mean, when is it too much?
the picture in the upper right is like something out of chucky, its just creepy. It’s like the patch is bout to turn all garbagepail kid on her or somethin.
Remember, “Art Apart”? “Vile Kyle”? Yeah.
the one with the doll in the shadows…. not so much awkward… but creepy…
I love the upper right picture:
‘You are always in the back of my mind’
I think this is really nice. The sweet awkwardness of innocence. I think they are great pictures. My wife lurved her CPK too when she was a girl!
They are creeping me out!
Oh. My. God. I cannot believe that double exposure shot in the top right. 😮
oh my God!
ok the second pic is just creepy lol
How old is that girl?
Oh my god! That one in the upper right hand corner is like that scene in Silence of the Lambs with the shot of Jody Foster and then the reflection of Lecter’s head comes into focus in the plexiglass. Terrifying.
ha ha ha so funny this pic bought to your mind “Silence of the Lambs”. I think I love you.
The one on the top right really creeps me out.
Actually, girl and doll kind of look alike, don’t they?
Oh holy hell – that’s creepy.
awwwwwwwwwww…..bless her little awkward heart.
Wow, that’s creepy.
I really think that I am going to have a hard time making fun of this one for some odd reason. I think it’s because this girl just looks so damn happy. I am getting a kick out of the upper right hand corner pic though, all of these pics were just so well thought out.
Ihope there is an explanation for this one… isn’t she a little old for pix with the dolls?
Quinessential 80’s. Love it. Very cute and awkward only because it’s so dated.
Top right is rather sinister, no?
this seems like the embryonic stage of the idea for the “chuckie” movies… kinda creepy.
His smile looks forced. Can’t really blame him…
What’s with the huuuge head in the background? Why??
I have pictures of me as a kid with my cabbage patch. His name was ‘Eugene’. The one with the cabbage patch face looming in the darkness is freaking creepy though.
Oh my! I was that girl once upon 1983. My mom grounded me when I used a role of film to take photos of my CPK’s in all their outfits doing posses on the couch.
Hahaha, I bet it was a great photo shoot though!
Awkward AND creepy. Isn’t she a little old to be having pictures taken with a DOLL?
My favorite one is the black background one, with the CPD’s head floating in it. My parents had a picture taken like this- my mom sitting there, with my dad’s head floating. It seemed awkward to me when I saw it the first time, and that was in the 80s, when I was very little!
That could have been me. Same shirt. Similar hair. Probably same age. Just that Jimmy, my CPK, was a preemie with a light brown tuft of hair and pacifier. I was in love and took him EVERYWHERE. Almost all pictures in 1985 had him in it.
Jimmy would be almost 25 today. How’s he doing?
Awww, that sounds cute actually!
That second panel is going to replace the whale in my nightmares!
lol lol lol
Why am I reminded of Bride of Chucky?
i like the floating head.. kind of spooky and exciting all at once
My favorite is hands down the top right. Love the fade to black photo.
I love the caption on this gem.
I’m more freaked out by her ability to hold the EXACT SAME SMILE in every photo than I am by the everpresent Cabbage Patch kid….
WHY?! That’s all I have to ask.
Grassy arm shelf. Glorious.
I didn’t even notice the grass! XD
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