Saturday Night Special: Fistful of Awkwardness

Perhaps the Renaissance would have been a better call.

(submitted by Christina)

120 Responses to “Saturday Night Special: Fistful of Awkwardness”

  1. Bonnie says:

    I can just hear the mom in this picture giving out solid advice…’Just be kind to the gentleman Fancy, they’ll be kind to you….’

  2. Val says:

    Hm. I have one a great deal like it in a drawer. In fact, I think that’s the exact same dress I wore!

  3. Randy says:

    This looks like one of those mock-up portraits that you can get at fairs and whatnot. Why they chose the whorehouse scenario for their young daughters is beyond me, but it is fairly giggle-worthy

  4. Bastet11 says:

    Having the gartered thigh of your young daughter that close to your face has got to be the most awkward thing ever for this dad. (I hope!)

  5. James says:

    This picture absolutely baffles me. Why did Paul Revere visit giant chair land in the wild, wild west?

  6. Niecey says:

    That is sooooo wrong. That’s just.plain.wrong.

  7. Eric says:

    Sorry….this is super hot. i don’t care what anyone says.

  8. Joseph Zullo says:

    nice.

  9. Cat says:

    Is it me, or does this seem a little inappropriate?

  10. Fumbly says:

    A Young Samuel Adams puts together his first sales and marketing team. “do what you have to ladies.”

  11. daisy90 says:

    Uh – where’s his other hand? Very creepy!

  12. Keara says:

    Ummm why is Kevin Bacon drinking in this photo?

  13. Alekx says:

    …is that allowed?

  14. iLOLd says:

    Not as note-worthy as the sequel: “Fistful of Denial.”

  15. Andrea says:

    Is is just me or does the dad look like he is waiting for the police to bust in and arrest him?

    And!!!

    How much therapy are these two girls gonna need after this repressed memory comes to the surface and the embarrassment these two girls much feel when their friends come over and see this photo on the living room wall…

  16. Emilie says:

    Les Misérables! “I smell women, smell them in the air. Think I’ll drop my anchor in that harbour over there..” :S

  17. Cailiejan says:

    I wonder if this little family gem was sent to Gramma as a christmas card??? lol

  18. Joseph Stalant says:

    HAHAHA! WHERE IS HIS OTHER HAND!!!!!

  19. Dooby says:

    I swear that guy is Bill Paxton.

  20. j-dizzle says:

    “…lady in red…is dancing with me…”
    this is all the moms idea….look at her face

  21. jj says:

    ” but dad I don’t want to wear the lady’s of the night dress’ ……….

  22. bof says:

    Mixed metaphor, mixed metaphor… Nah, Diced meatafor.

  23. sallyomalley says:

    Sorry, Brothers. The Blues Brothers.

  24. Jules says:

    And I just noticed the faux oil painting finish, which means this is probably a fairly large print that actually hung on a wall … cringe.

  25. Denise says:

    and this was the print that made the cut. Wow.

  26. Beth says:

    oh yes, that’s what I noticed first too. This was the one they chose for display!

  27. zred says:

    LOL!!! okay Melisa’s comment just made me LOL out loud.

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