Bring on the tornado.
(submitted by stickZ)
I’ve been trying really hard to figure out what the circumstances that led to this picture could possibly be, and so far none of my guesses are leading me to places that don’t make me cringe like hell.
Anyone else creeped out that besides 1) the baby with the hand on the trigger of the loaded Ruger 10/22LR with extended hunting clip WHILE MOMMY SMILES ABOUT IT, 2) the irish wolf-hound/deer-hound having an ominous “you have no idea the terrible things i have seen in this house” look, and 3) mom smiling as though tornadoes AND zombies cannot penetrate the fortress that is their double-wide trailer, that there is something else black, possibly a hand-gun on the toilet seat lid next to dad taking the photo (look into the mirror)? its like dad is about to say “wow, that was a good one. okay honey, in this next picture, i want you and the baby to hold this loaded revolver.”
Nothing says yummy mommy like a loaded gun, baby and dog in the bathtub.
no, no, no, this is a “before” picture from “learn how to parent 101: safety edition”. How many child safety violations can you find here?
Today’s modern-day mom knows how to multi-task effectively! jane here, for example, can wash the dog, baby, some unmentionables AND the magazine clip all at the same time!
This looks like a home movie version of “I am Legend.”
With those eyes the dog could be one of the zombies?
It is a deer hound, they are very gentle and serene dogs. That makes this photo all the more awkward. Yes, I noticed the baby is about to pull the trigger. Notice Dad’s foot in the picture anyone?
the baby is thinking can we eat the big hairy rat creature i shot crawling out of the drain. meanwhile mama is thinking i wonder if they’d let me into a mary kay convention with this gun i’ve got a bone to pick with those girls….
I love the peace sign on her sweat pants…
OMG! Any good interior designer knows that the shag rug goes outside the tub and not inside the tub!
Is the shotgun pink so that it accessorizes?
Okay, someone please explain the pink gun to me. Is the pink to make the gun seem more friendly?!?
I wonder how Tressemme feels about this
That is THE biggest opossum I’ve ever seen!
I always wondered what happened to Master Splinter.
That’s exactly who he/she/it looks like! Where the heck is Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and ????? whatever the 4ths name was, when he needs them?
Michaelangelo. Yes, this is spot on. April O’Niel and her offspring hiding from the forces of evil in a mobile home somewhere in East Texas.
Aha – he ate them!
My biggest question is… how is a gun going to protect you in a tornado?
If you live, you get to chase off the looters. Yee-haw!
Someone might want to steal your ratdog
It’s probably purebred too.
What IS that in the tub w/ the humans?!? *eyes bugged out*
This is the most confusingly awkward picture ever…in the bathtub, fully clothed, with a pink gun, a baby and a dog that’s looking as confused as its appearance…I applaud those that could write something funny here… I’m just still scratching my head as to the purpose of the photo!
Love how the Mom has a smile on her face like all this is perfectly normal. Meanwhile the dog seems to be saying, “Some one get me the F*** out of here please!!!”
Any one else have a strong urge to see the pink gun bedazzled?
Oooh, me! ME!
Glad to see I’m not the only one. 🙂
Maybe some glittery peace signs will set just the right tone.
YES! Glittery peace signs. The gun manufacturer better get on that one. Or it could be an aftermarket product. I’m so completely serious.
They should clean that giant hairball out of the drain.
Good one again, misstutrle
“honey, why don’t you get the AK with a pink stalk, it’ll match your peace sign PJ’s!”
I love the pink peace sign next to the pink shotgun. Pretty.
The Johnsons shave 3 seconds off their best time in Tuesday night’s Zombie invasion drill.
Teach your child conflicting messages!!
“mommy what’s that circle thing on your leg?”
“That’s a peace sign honey”
Am i the only one who’s wondering if that lady knows her baby has his/her hand on the trigger of the gun?
am i the only one that is wandering if she knows that the baby has his/her hand on the trigger?
I don’t think she knows. She’d probably be upset herself if she realized it. However, I chalk this up to natural selection.
Get out of the friggin bath, there is a mother of all rats right next to you!!!
Ok that made me laugh too! You friggin loon.
I am stunned that people are more concerned about the dog and the mirrors than about the baby’s thumb on the trigger.
I’m a gun owner but this is weird. Toddler on mom’s lap. Loaded high capacity magazine in place. Probably a round in the chamber. Toddler’s thumb inside the trigger guard. In the next photo…. .22″ dia. inch hole in the bathroom ceiling.
Upstairs neighbor dialing 911.
No such thing as an upstairs neighbor in a mobile home.
THAT made me laugh out of all the comments. Best reply yet missturtle!
That made my day.
that was by far the best comment regarding this photo. brilliant!
So true…Good call.
Ok, the tornado comment is because some folks hide in the bathroom tub because it is usually a small room with a small window and the tub provides shelter on all 4 sides if you lay down in it. The mirrors in the bath make the room look bigger, are cool if you have a bod like hers and a hazard in a Tornado! The rifle is a 10/22 Ruger .22 caliber with a 30 round magazine. More of a plinking gun and no where close to an AK! The dog… yeah, that is a dog… of some sort… I think.
If the tornado sucks your house into the air how is that bathtub going to protect you when you come back down?
Fill it with water to cushion the fall
I love that she is wearhing pants with a peace sign on it while holding the pink machine gun.
I am surprised nobody mentioned that the pink gun appears to be loadd and the toddler has her finger on the trigger. Scary!
I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw the mirrors around the tub… There is SO much awkwardness in the picture!! Good find!
Dude, I’m totally buying one of those pink rifles for my goddaughter! Says it’s recommended for 24months to adult, but I think a one-year-old could easily handle it. :op
I just about fainted…
That was the hardest I laughed while reading *all* these comments. Perfect.
1. The dog looks like a crazy creature from the Muppets.
2. Not only is she holing a big gun, but she has a peace sign on her pant leg.
I don’t care what anyone else here says, I’m LOVING the dog! The rest of the photo…whatever.
OMG the baby’s hand is on the trigger!
It’s ” Extreme Makeover:Panic Room Edition”
Now that’s funny!
Now THAT made me laugh!!!!!! Oh My God!
In the future, that is a giant rat, and they are domesticated. Enjoy the pet of the future, little kid, And your Pink Gun.
Ah, the juxtaposition of the peace emblem on her pants, and the gun in her hands…
hahaha. love it!
Clearly…it’s peace obtained thru superior fire power.
how very american
and what a great statement against breast cancer too. touching.
That’s the biggest ‘possum I’ve ever seen.
LOL…made me laugh!!
The dog is a Borzoi or some other type of wolfhound. The mirrors are for checking your cleanliness in those hard to reach places. And I hope that gun is on safe because the kid is about to pull the trigger.
Thats what we call ‘natural selection’.
TOO TRUE! The laws of Darwin at work.
The pink peace symbol on her pants matches the gun!
I think a tornado will be the least of their problems! YIKES!!! They do look sweet in a weird sort of way.
I am Legend was the first thing to come to mind
Funny but true! Me too!
It looks like that dog swallowed a bean bag chair. Either that or its head was surgically reattached to the middle of its body. Love the gun, too. Is that an AK clip next to them?
This comment brought me perilously close to incontinence. XD
Both of these comments had me in helpless giggles!!
I love everybody!
If Elf (the puppet Alien from the 90’s tv series), a shag pile carpet, a womble and a demon (the eyes..its possesed) had a baby…it would be the “dog” in the bath!!!!
ELF? ELF? hahahaha that made me laugh more than the picture!!!!
HI-larious stuff!!!! I love the tornado caption. Are they from TX? 😉
I’m from Texas and I find that question to be…well, frankly, I was wondering the same thing.
that is the weirdest looking dog i’ve ever seen
Irish wolfhound. 🙂 And yes, they’re weird looking dogs.
Actually it’s a Scottish Deerhound, you can tell be the slender build. My parents had about 6 Irish Wolfhounds since I was a kid and they are stockier dogs. Plus a Wolfhound would barely fit in the tub by itself!
It looks like a nocturnal rodent that ATE a wolfhound or two – those eyes should be hiding behind a garbage can in the dark, not in a bathtub waiting for Armageddon!
Yup, Heather is right!
This picture totally confuses me!
I wonder what the purpose of the mirrors around the tub are?
I don’t know but it’s my worst nightmare. LOL!
The only ting worse would be mirrors facing a toilet.
We just moved into an house with an even freakier bathroom…there is a mirror behind the toilet (so guys can watch themselves pee and a mirror on the inside door of the bathroom so you can see yourself sitting….really weird house the lady who built it had a fetish with mirrors all over the house….maybe that picture is of her…
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