Loaded Tubbin

August 30th, 2009

Loaded Tubbin - Babies

Bring on the tornado.

(submitted by stickZ)

624 Responses to “Loaded Tubbin”

  1. Penny D. says:

    I’ve been trying really hard to figure out what the circumstances that led to this picture could possibly be, and so far none of my guesses are leading me to places that don’t make me cringe like hell.

  2. WILL theBEAR says:

    Anyone else creeped out that besides 1) the baby with the hand on the trigger of the loaded Ruger 10/22LR with extended hunting clip WHILE MOMMY SMILES ABOUT IT, 2) the irish wolf-hound/deer-hound having an ominous “you have no idea the terrible things i have seen in this house” look, and 3) mom smiling as though tornadoes AND zombies cannot penetrate the fortress that is their double-wide trailer, that there is something else black, possibly a hand-gun on the toilet seat lid next to dad taking the photo (look into the mirror)? its like dad is about to say “wow, that was a good one. okay honey, in this next picture, i want you and the baby to hold this loaded revolver.”

    AWKWARD!!! BWAHAHAHAHA.
    XD

  3. slantos says:

    no, no, no, this is a “before” picture from “learn how to parent 101: safety edition”. How many child safety violations can you find here?

  4. Tim says:

    Today’s modern-day mom knows how to multi-task effectively! jane here, for example, can wash the dog, baby, some unmentionables AND the magazine clip all at the same time!

  5. 12gager says:

    This looks like a home movie version of “I am Legend.”

  6. rwblake says:

    It is a deer hound, they are very gentle and serene dogs. That makes this photo all the more awkward. Yes, I noticed the baby is about to pull the trigger. Notice Dad’s foot in the picture anyone?

  7. nyt-owl says:

    the baby is thinking can we eat the big hairy rat creature i shot crawling out of the drain. meanwhile mama is thinking i wonder if they’d let me into a mary kay convention with this gun i’ve got a bone to pick with those girls….

  8. Angela says:

    I love the peace sign on her sweat pants…

  9. Kat says:

    OMG! Any good interior designer knows that the shag rug goes outside the tub and not inside the tub!

  10. Cee says:

    Is the shotgun pink so that it accessorizes?

  11. djim says:

    Okay, someone please explain the pink gun to me. Is the pink to make the gun seem more friendly?!?

  12. kristin says:

    I wonder how Tressemme feels about this

  13. SeƱor Loco says:

    That is THE biggest opossum I’ve ever seen!

  14. Tam says:

    I always wondered what happened to Master Splinter.

  15. Joyful Abode says:

    My biggest question is… how is a gun going to protect you in a tornado?

  16. Confused says:

    What IS that in the tub w/ the humans?!? *eyes bugged out*

  17. Etraking says:

    This is the most confusingly awkward picture ever…in the bathtub, fully clothed, with a pink gun, a baby and a dog that’s looking as confused as its appearance…I applaud those that could write something funny here… I’m just still scratching my head as to the purpose of the photo!

  18. Heather B says:

    Love how the Mom has a smile on her face like all this is perfectly normal. Meanwhile the dog seems to be saying, “Some one get me the F*** out of here please!!!”

    Any one else have a strong urge to see the pink gun bedazzled?

  19. missturtle says:

    They should clean that giant hairball out of the drain.

  20. Safe Boating says:

    “honey, why don’t you get the AK with a pink stalk, it’ll match your peace sign PJ’s!”

  21. Stacy says:

    I love the pink peace sign next to the pink shotgun. Pretty.

  22. Jared says:

    The Johnsons shave 3 seconds off their best time in Tuesday night’s Zombie invasion drill.

  23. TankieGirlie says:

    Teach your child conflicting messages!!

    “mommy what’s that circle thing on your leg?”
    “That’s a peace sign honey”

  24. Ethan says:

    Am i the only one who’s wondering if that lady knows her baby has his/her hand on the trigger of the gun?

  25. Ethan says:

    am i the only one that is wandering if she knows that the baby has his/her hand on the trigger?

    • Jean says:

      I don’t think she knows. She’d probably be upset herself if she realized it. However, I chalk this up to natural selection.

  26. Friggin Loon says:

    Get out of the friggin bath, there is a mother of all rats right next to you!!!

  27. NuttyMom says:

    I am stunned that people are more concerned about the dog and the mirrors than about the baby’s thumb on the trigger.

  28. Snowrider says:

    GREAT!
    I’m a gun owner but this is weird. Toddler on mom’s lap. Loaded high capacity magazine in place. Probably a round in the chamber. Toddler’s thumb inside the trigger guard. In the next photo…. .22″ dia. inch hole in the bathroom ceiling.

  29. Hero Hog says:

    Ok, the tornado comment is because some folks hide in the bathroom tub because it is usually a small room with a small window and the tub provides shelter on all 4 sides if you lay down in it. The mirrors in the bath make the room look bigger, are cool if you have a bod like hers and a hazard in a Tornado! The rifle is a 10/22 Ruger .22 caliber with a 30 round magazine. More of a plinking gun and no where close to an AK! The dog… yeah, that is a dog… of some sort… I think.

  30. Nancy says:

    I love that she is wearhing pants with a peace sign on it while holding the pink machine gun.

  31. LindsayLu says:

    I am surprised nobody mentioned that the pink gun appears to be loadd and the toddler has her finger on the trigger. Scary!

    I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw the mirrors around the tub… There is SO much awkwardness in the picture!! Good find!

  32. LadyDorian says:

    Dude, I’m totally buying one of those pink rifles for my goddaughter! Says it’s recommended for 24months to adult, but I think a one-year-old could easily handle it. :op

  33. Dave says:

    1. The dog looks like a crazy creature from the Muppets.
    2. Not only is she holing a big gun, but she has a peace sign on her pant leg.

  34. Maya B. says:

    I don’t care what anyone else here says, I’m LOVING the dog! The rest of the photo…whatever.

  35. Zach says:

    OMG the baby’s hand is on the trigger!

  36. dsto says:

    It’s ” Extreme Makeover:Panic Room Edition”

  37. Jimbo says:

    In the future, that is a giant rat, and they are domesticated. Enjoy the pet of the future, little kid, And your Pink Gun.

  38. mpb says:

    Ah, the juxtaposition of the peace emblem on her pants, and the gun in her hands…

  39. that guy says:

    how very american

  40. Chuck says:

    That’s the biggest ‘possum I’ve ever seen.

  41. Leigh says:

    The dog is a Borzoi or some other type of wolfhound. The mirrors are for checking your cleanliness in those hard to reach places. And I hope that gun is on safe because the kid is about to pull the trigger.

  42. Sally says:

    The pink peace symbol on her pants matches the gun!

  43. Heidi says:

    I think a tornado will be the least of their problems! YIKES!!! They do look sweet in a weird sort of way.

  44. Cristina says:

    I am Legend was the first thing to come to mind

  45. bacon says:

    It looks like that dog swallowed a bean bag chair. Either that or its head was surgically reattached to the middle of its body. Love the gun, too. Is that an AK clip next to them?

  46. Jojo B says:

    If Elf (the puppet Alien from the 90′s tv series), a shag pile carpet, a womble and a demon (the eyes..its possesed) had a baby…it would be the “dog” in the bath!!!!

  47. lionebraska says:

    HI-larious stuff!!!! I love the tornado caption. Are they from TX? ;-)

  48. Becca says:

    that is the weirdest looking dog i’ve ever seen

  49. Becca says:

    This picture totally confuses me!
    I wonder what the purpose of the mirrors around the tub are?

    • Sidekick says:

      I don’t know but it’s my worst nightmare. LOL!

      • Cee says:

        The only ting worse would be mirrors facing a toilet.

        • Nerak says:

          We just moved into an house with an even freakier bathroom…there is a mirror behind the toilet (so guys can watch themselves pee and a mirror on the inside door of the bathroom so you can see yourself sitting….really weird house the lady who built it had a fetish with mirrors all over the house….maybe that picture is of her…

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