Bring on the tornado.
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Oh my God, that is the strangest-looking dog I’ve ever seen!
looks like a freakin possum!!
It’s an Irish Wolfhound or Scottish Deerhound, I can’t tell which it is but its one of those two breeds.
I think a scottish deerhound. Dont wolfhounds have the bigger muzzles??
That’s definitely a scottish deerhound. It’s head is slender like a greyhound. I had an irish wolfhound and they have a much broader muzzle in comparison.
It’s a Scottish Deerhound…but it almost looks like there are two of them, one on top of the other. How did these people actually get ahold of an awesome breed like that?
Its actually a Welsh Long-haired Weasel. Believe it or not..
Irish wolfhounds are way bigger than that, waist high on an average height man.
Omg! What are we preparing for here people!
Which one?
Kinda looks like those demented things that can take of their head from the movie Labyrinth! Haha
That’s no dog, that’s a Rat Of Unusual Size.
And I think there are two. She’s just sitting on the other one.
It’s a Rodent of Unusual Size!
LOL! They should be wandering through the Fire Swamps with that thing!
OH! A Princess Bride reference! You’re spectacular. HAAAHAHAHA!
LOL!!! Make sure it doesn’t attack the princess bride!!! “As you wiiiiiisssshhhh…”
inconceivable!
That’s EXACTLY what it looks like!!!
Especially the glowing eyes…adds a good effect….
Khan, THAT’S IT! Hahahahaha!!!!!!!
Hahaha!!
YIKES!!
I accidently posted my reply before I was finished. Meant to say, “YIKES!! Baby has her finger on the trigger!”
I was going to say the same thing!! I hope the safety is on!
So when people come to look at the trailer to buy it, they’ll have to explain why there’s a bullet hole in the ceiling above the tub.
The bullet hole? How about explaining the mirrors surrounding the tub?
I’m sure that baby has taken her gun safety classes. I mean, what kind of parents would just let their baby go out with her new Dora the Explorer gun without safety classes and a background check?
“Baby has her finger on the trigger” sounds like a country song.
Okay, why does Mom have a peace sign on her pants?
That’s because after her, there will be peace.
i think it adds a certain “je ne sais quoi” to the picture
of course, baby has her finger on the trigger. it’s the ‘my first 30-06′ series from winchester. and, look at the thoughtful parents, getting it in baby pink!!!
That’s a Ruger 10-22 as in 22 long rifle, far from a Winchester even further from 30-06.
Thanks for ruining the joke for poor Justin.
You must be fun at the comedy clubs. You know, because of your sense of humor and how well you get a joke!
I bet there’s NoFreakinWay you laugh at any joke that doesn’t mention “windage” or “bullet-drop.”
What’s so funny about buying your child their first firearm and teaching them how to handle them safely and responsibly? I just don’t get it, but then again I’m a NRA member.
My only question, is who the bloody hell thought it was amusing to start the whole immination of “I Am Legend” in the first place? Because they NEVER are funny. I’m all for the right to bare arms, but common sense should be added into that too.
The right to bare arms?
Really?
I generally prefer a cap sleeve but I’m so glad I can so sleeveless if I want to.
if you’re going to bare arms, how much are tickets to the gun show?
This is the creepiest damn thing I have ever seen.
I especially like the mirrors!
I’m really embarrassed that I have the same shampoo as these whackadoos.
HAHAHAHA ok that actually made me laugh harder than the picture! I usually think stuff like that too.
Tresseme…ooh la la. Looks like you’re going to have to switch to Infusium. It’s just as good.
I’m just sad the poor dog lives with these people.
Wait… why are there mirrors around the tub…
So that if somebody tries to attack you when you’re having a soak, you’ll see ‘em coming and you can just whip out your Ruger 10-22 and blow them to hell.
Oh no, that means I am seriously unprepared for bath time!!!
Is there really a reason for the gun? Why the bathtub for the pose? Is she holding the baby hostage?
Remember the rats in the Secret of Nihm? That dog totally looks like one.
So true!! LOL!
This is a really pleasant picture under the circumstances.
The dog is like a giant rat.
nothing in this picture makes sense….pink semi-automatic machine gun, peace sign, ugly dog, baby, socks of the guy in the mirror taking picture, what’s that on the toilet seat? BATHTUB?
I need an advil.
HAHAHAHAHA!!
“semi automatic machine gun” is a contradiction. and it’s just a 10/22
What exactly is a “semi-automatic machinegun?”
A little explanation is in order…..In the movie “I am Legend” Will Smith sleeps in a bathtub with his dog and his rifle, with the doors and windows all sealed up at night to keep out zombies. Pictures like this (some of them very funny) started showing up in online forums in anticipation of the movies release. I hope that helps ease the pain….
Are we showing off the pink gun, baby, dog or weird corner bathtub surrounded by mirrors?
Yes, of course!
Is that a dog… How?
I think their getting ready for the zombies. Can you say ‘I Am Legend’?
What is that animal in the bathtub??
It’s a dog moron. This isn’t an awkward photo, it’s an adorable one.
There is nothing wrong with that dog. He is very cute.
Hey Honey, let me get a picture of you and the baby! Okay, I guess you can include Ben too. Wait, let’s make it silly. Quick, grab the pink gun my parents sent us for the baby, and oh my gosh, this is gonna be great! Let’s have you pose in the bathtub!
Pink is the new nutjob.
Pink: Just like the innards of the 30 varmints she just shot.
Pink: Proof that if it matches her t-shirt, she’ll buy it.
Pink: Just like that raw spot on her trigger-finger.
Pink: Not just for gender-confused male spree-killers anymore.
It’s Pink: Just one reason your neighbors are terrified of you.
Pink: Because they ran out of that zippy fuschia.
Pink: Soft and feminine with manual sights, Sassy with the optional laser-scope.
Pink: When a rubber duckie doesn’t make enough noise or provide enough recoil.
Pink: When you wanna find yours in the pile at the potluck.
RM**OL!!!! I love you.
Rly?
How YOU doin?
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire. . . the A-Team.
More like the F-Team.
What, are you gonna shoot the tornado?
Best comment EVER! I’m laughing my a$$ off at the moment.
Perhaps they are preparing for a pre-emptive strike on looters……just a thought……
Yes — I totally thought that was a bizarre question, AtomicFireball. Looters of course. I’m not sure where you and Steph live, but in some tornado areas we have a problem with looters in the aftermath. Now, very few of us do a pre-emptive strike but that is a whole other discussion…
Um..yeah, Hon…well I was washin’ Jimmy off in the tub when this giant ‘possum come in an’ I went ta git the rifle. Well, I comes back an’ Jimmy was jus’ laffin’
Hahaha funny how she’s holding a gun but she has a peace sign on her pants!
Hmmmmm, no weddin’ ring…does this mean this’n might still be ‘vailible?!?
This is the stoopidest thing I’ve ever seen. The only awkward thing about it is it’s extremely contrived and lame. Tubbin? WT*. Cute baby though.
That is one disturbing looking dog.
Hah.
Reminds me of “I Am Legend”.
That fluffy thing is so cute!
I like how you can see the person who took
the picture’s feet.
That is one huge hairball!
OMG AWKWARD DOG!
when the pink compound bow just isn’t cuttin’ it…
Angie shoots!!! She scores!!!
Doing her part to keep the crossbow thread alive…
I was waiting for the compound bow reference! It’s not an AFP w/o one!
Three of these things belong together. Three of these things are kind of the same. Three of these things . . . I have no idea.
uh … man … why … what …. ………………………………..
This is the epitome of awkward! The dog looks like the head of a dog on an emu’s body.. why they are sitting in the bathtub I have no clue, and the pink rifle with the baby.. I’m not sure what is going on. VERY Bad.
Maybe they misspelled “Elmo” in Santa’s letter…
That’s awful!!! and please admire the peace sign on her pants.
I dont know whats better, that ball of dog or that pink gun
Whats that thing on top of the toilet?”
It’s the optional laser sight.
When the zombie holocaust began, Natalie was ready, she tucked her newborn baby Christa into her arms, grabbed her pink custom assault rifle from the cabinet with all the ammo she could carry, and had Gummo, her trusty zombie eating fuzz monster join them in the bathroom, which is a fortified room full of all the clean water and M.R.E’s they would need to wait out the horrible infestation, in STYLE!
Just when I had lost all hope of there every being enough pictures of moms, babies, evil looking dogs with guns in bathtub pictures… life is truly grand.
I want that dog. What kind is it??
The pink gun held ironically by the woman with the peace sign on the cuffs of her pants???
Peace, through superior firepower…
Besides it’s not a peace sign, it’s a representation of the footprint of the great American chicken…
The dog’s face looks like the muppet mice/rats. It’s a muppet Rat Dog!
i love dogs…but, seriously…what is he eating? school children? no one with a heart could watch their dog get that fat and be like “that’s absolutely normal. isn’t my dog supposed to have three a**es?”
I know. “Wait, isn’t my Scottish Deerhound supposed to look like she’s about to deliver a baby elephant?”
Yet another sign that people are too obsessed with terrorist attacks and/or the end of the world.
I mean, why did that lady bring her shag carpet with her in the tub? That’s not going to save her from The Rapture.
Is that a Wookie?
The only thing I can think is that the tub ring mutated into a “pet” and they’re gonna send off the pic to “Ripleys Believe it or Not” series. Mom’s got the gun “just in case” the Mutant Tub Ring tries to eat the baby…
So the moral is: If you dump toxic waste into a dirty bathtub, you too can have a Mutant Tub Ring Pet™. (But they’re unpredictable, so make sure you bring a gun, “just in case”)
I have a .22, but mine’s powder blue and a single shot. =-\
Where on earth would you buy a gun made of whatever to your children? This is not nice, mother.
Fear is no excuse for ignorance…