Will the person who shared this photo PLEASE give us some info. What was the purpose of this photo, why ALL gray, why rollerskates, why spandex? So many questions…
Dr. Seuss sez: “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who’ll decide where to go.”
Has anyone noticed that he is wearing roller skates? there’s about a two inch space between his left foot and the shadow it leaves on the floor. What the hell? And a small family could live in the tent formed by his bell-bottoms.
ON NO! There’s an Olan Mills here in my town! Please tell me that they are all over the country. I’ll sleep better if I know this wasn’t taken close to my home!!!
Hot! I can hear the guitars strumming now… To bad he decided on gray, now they won’t allow him on Venice beach… maybe he should get talk to the Tie dye family.
omg those ARE rollerskates!!!!! and what is that crescent shaped glint of silver decorating the back of his right hand – some kind of super awkward ring? is this andy kaufman’s awkward little brother?
Oh…so it’s a MAN..ok gotcha…this so bizarre on so many different levels…he looks like he is walking up imaginary stairs or something! lol! Just call him Nosferatu!
SEXY to a whole new level. What a hunk…
This should be in an Axe deodorant commercial. Have girls all over like a cardboard cut out of him…I think I puked a little.
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Perfect…….
October is national roller skating month. I think he is ready to go!
Is he doing the one-raised-eyebrow thing there?
This guy reminds me of Arrested Development’s Buster Bluth and his special talent for blending in with the scenery
It was Tobias Funke, Lindsay’s husband….
looks like he’s wearing a gray Gumby outfit.
Wow, this guy is a party dude! And what’s with the strip under the actual photo? Another pic?
This picture is crying out for JAZZ HANDS!
Will the person who shared this photo PLEASE give us some info. What was the purpose of this photo, why ALL gray, why rollerskates, why spandex? So many questions…
It’s Doug Grayman.
It looks like the earth is actually cleaving apart between those bell bottoms!
Dr. Seuss sez: “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who’ll decide where to go.”
Greyman…. and his sidekick watchman!
Two misunderstood superheros of photography!
(at least there’s not an outlet in this one! That’s why HE is in charge)
Has anyone noticed that he is wearing roller skates? there’s about a two inch space between his left foot and the shadow it leaves on the floor. What the hell? And a small family could live in the tent formed by his bell-bottoms.
At a loss for words here.
this picture makes me SO uncomfortable.
Did anyone else notice that he’s on roller skates? Best part…
First there was McDreamy….. then came McSteamy ….. and now McWheely rolls onto the scene!!
McWheely!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha
So that’s why Ellen Pompeo may be leaving the series!
That photographer should be ashamed…the customer isn’t ALWAYS right.
Well said!
I’d be really scared to see that rolling by during an “allskate”. lol
Somewhere, in Sleepy Hollow, the rest of him is riding a horse.
OMH! funny shiz…..I am in tears!!!!!!!
Long Live Roller-Disco
I’d just like to know ‘why’ this pic was taken…. and with the roller skates yet! lol
must have been in the 70′s… but why!??!
OOOOOOOWWWWWW My Brain Hurts!!!!!!!!!!
Spagett!!!
OMG! I was just thinking the same thing!!!!
I bet he’s got the moves!
Besides his head, his body looks like a stuffed animal.
Is this the seventy’s version of “green screen” lol
This one takes the cake. I can’t get it out of my head.
ON NO! There’s an Olan Mills here in my town! Please tell me that they are all over the country. I’ll sleep better if I know this wasn’t taken close to my home!!!
Unfortunately, they are ALL over the country……
Best caption everrrrrr, afp people! So much explained in two little words.
Why the black shoes? It ruins the entire outfit!
Those aren’t shoes, they’re rollerskates!!
I noticed that afterwards! Well, that changes everything then…
“Aaaah Freak out!
Le Freak, C’est Chic
Freak out…”
Hot! I can hear the guitars strumming now… To bad he decided on gray, now they won’t allow him on Venice beach… maybe he should get talk to the Tie dye family.
Tobias Funke: The Early Years. This is obviously him getting in practice for when he would blend into the background to follow Lindsay around…
The next picture was of him in his denim cut-offs….
omg those ARE rollerskates!!!!! and what is that crescent shaped glint of silver decorating the back of his right hand – some kind of super awkward ring? is this andy kaufman’s awkward little brother?
This photo is a little bit creepy, but it also makes me feel a little sad. All that grey! What was the photographer thinking?
I’d like to know this guy’s story, what he’s doing now.
I love his “ready for anything” pose.
Oh…so it’s a MAN..ok gotcha…this so bizarre on so many different levels…he looks like he is walking up imaginary stairs or something! lol! Just call him Nosferatu!
is there a silver ring on his left pinky finger? it’s so shiny…
looks like a pinky splint to me, guess his “jazz hands” were too much for him!
All I see is a floating head
= lol
OMG … those are roller skates that he’s wearing!!!
good catch! lol
!!!!!! They are! Sharp eyes, cap’n! God as if the photo weren’t amazing enough without that nugget. Perfect.
OMG! You’re right! I kept looking at what was wrong with his shoes and couldn’t figure it out until I saw your post!
Wow. You’re right. I didn’t notice that before.
I think you’re right! I do see some wheels…
That may explain the awkward leaning-forward pose… he must have been going for an action shot.
I didn’t see the skates either!!
OMG, I think this guy disco’d behind me at the roller rink in 1978.
I’m not 100% certain but if those are clogs he is wearing, they may be the crux of the problem. For starters.
What. is. he. wearing.
This is the worst, or the best depending on how you look at it. I love it!
Very few people keep getting wider from head ALL the way to the feet.
That is exactly what I thought when I first saw it . . . all the way down to the skates!
Has anyone figured out what the silver pinkie finger is?
SEXY to a whole new level. What a hunk…
This should be in an Axe deodorant commercial. Have girls all over like a cardboard cut out of him…I think I puked a little.
No doubt….best pic ever! If this site was a book that one would be one the cover.
How could the Olan Mills photographer keep a straight face?!?!
my guess is that he IS the Olan Mills photographer.
ok, I think I just wet myself.
This might be the greatest title of all awkward family photos
Agreed! It’s too perfect.
Please sir…
make it go away
YOU’VE SEEN IT…YOU CAN’T UNSEE IT!
You are so right. They don’t make eye cleaner for situations like this.
but I neeeeeeeed eye cleaner!
where’s the compound bow??
You’d need more than eye cleaner. How about brain bleach?
Now that I’ve seen it, I need to poke our my mind’s eye!
This is disturbing and so many levels…
wow, very original, Maya
just like this photo.
only, in an outfit that tight where do you hid the compound bow? if it’s where it think it is…..OUCH!!
Best. Photo. Ever.
Don’t make fun of him. It’s not his fault. Right after he came upstairs from the basement, his mom told him he looked “cool”…
The only thing missing is some funky 70′s hat; kind of like JJ Walker’s on “Good Times”… but OBVIOUSLLY in gray.
hmm….nope.
In the words of Florida Evans…DAMN DAMN DAMN!
I nearly pee’d my pants. Seriously.