Even in grey, this gentleman refuses to blend into the background.
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Even in grey, this gentleman refuses to blend into the background.
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Don’t make fun of him. It’s not his fault. Right after he came upstairs from the basement, his mom told him he looked “cool”…
The only thing missing is some funky 70’s hat; kind of like JJ Walker’s on “Good Times”… but OBVIOUSLLY in gray.
hmm….nope.
In the words of Florida Evans…DAMN DAMN DAMN!
I nearly pee’d my pants. Seriously.
Best. Photo. Ever.
This is disturbing and so many levels…
wow, very original, Maya
just like this photo.
only, in an outfit that tight where do you hid the compound bow? if it’s where it think it is…..OUCH!!
YOU’VE SEEN IT…YOU CAN’T UNSEE IT!
You are so right. They don’t make eye cleaner for situations like this.
but I neeeeeeeed eye cleaner!
where’s the compound bow??
You’d need more than eye cleaner. How about brain bleach?
Now that I’ve seen it, I need to poke our my mind’s eye!
Please sir…
make it go away
This might be the greatest title of all awkward family photos
Agreed! It’s too perfect.
No doubt….best pic ever! If this site was a book that one would be one the cover.
How could the Olan Mills photographer keep a straight face?!?!
my guess is that he IS the Olan Mills photographer.
ok, I think I just wet myself.
SEXY to a whole new level. What a hunk…
This should be in an Axe deodorant commercial. Have girls all over like a cardboard cut out of him…I think I puked a little.
Very few people keep getting wider from head ALL the way to the feet.
That is exactly what I thought when I first saw it . . . all the way down to the skates!
Has anyone figured out what the silver pinkie finger is?
This is the worst, or the best depending on how you look at it. I love it!
What. is. he. wearing.
I’m not 100% certain but if those are clogs he is wearing, they may be the crux of the problem. For starters.
OMG … those are roller skates that he’s wearing!!!
good catch! lol
!!!!!! They are! Sharp eyes, cap’n! God as if the photo weren’t amazing enough without that nugget. Perfect.
OMG! You’re right! I kept looking at what was wrong with his shoes and couldn’t figure it out until I saw your post!
Wow. You’re right. I didn’t notice that before.
I think you’re right! I do see some wheels…
That may explain the awkward leaning-forward pose… he must have been going for an action shot.
I didn’t see the skates either!!
OMG, I think this guy disco’d behind me at the roller rink in 1978.
All I see is a floating head
= lol
is there a silver ring on his left pinky finger? it’s so shiny…
looks like a pinky splint to me, guess his “jazz hands” were too much for him!
Oh…so it’s a MAN..ok gotcha…this so bizarre on so many different levels…he looks like he is walking up imaginary stairs or something! lol! Just call him Nosferatu!
I love his “ready for anything” pose.
This photo is a little bit creepy, but it also makes me feel a little sad. All that grey! What was the photographer thinking?
I’d like to know this guy’s story, what he’s doing now.
omg those ARE rollerskates!!!!! and what is that crescent shaped glint of silver decorating the back of his right hand – some kind of super awkward ring? is this andy kaufman’s awkward little brother?
Tobias Funke: The Early Years. This is obviously him getting in practice for when he would blend into the background to follow Lindsay around…
The next picture was of him in his denim cut-offs….
“Aaaah Freak out!
Le Freak, C’est Chic
Freak out…”
Hot! I can hear the guitars strumming now… To bad he decided on gray, now they won’t allow him on Venice beach… maybe he should get talk to the Tie dye family.
Why the black shoes? It ruins the entire outfit!
Those aren’t shoes, they’re rollerskates!!
I noticed that afterwards! Well, that changes everything then…
Best caption everrrrrr, afp people! So much explained in two little words.
ON NO! There’s an Olan Mills here in my town! Please tell me that they are all over the country. I’ll sleep better if I know this wasn’t taken close to my home!!!
Unfortunately, they are ALL over the country……
This one takes the cake. I can’t get it out of my head.
Is this the seventy’s version of “green screen” lol
I bet he’s got the moves!
Besides his head, his body looks like a stuffed animal.
Spagett!!!
OMG! I was just thinking the same thing!!!!
OOOOOOOWWWWWW My Brain Hurts!!!!!!!!!!
I’d just like to know ‘why’ this pic was taken…. and with the roller skates yet! lol
must have been in the 70’s… but why!??!
Long Live Roller-Disco
Somewhere, in Sleepy Hollow, the rest of him is riding a horse.
OMH! funny shiz…..I am in tears!!!!!!!
I’d be really scared to see that rolling by during an “allskate”. lol
That photographer should be ashamed…the customer isn’t ALWAYS right.
Well said!
First there was McDreamy….. then came McSteamy ….. and now McWheely rolls onto the scene!!
McWheely!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha
Did anyone else notice that he’s on roller skates? Best part…
this picture makes me SO uncomfortable.
At a loss for words here.
Has anyone noticed that he is wearing roller skates? there’s about a two inch space between his left foot and the shadow it leaves on the floor. What the hell? And a small family could live in the tent formed by his bell-bottoms.
Greyman…. and his sidekick watchman!
Two misunderstood superheros of photography!
(at least there’s not an outlet in this one! That’s why HE is in charge)
Dr. Seuss sez: “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who’ll decide where to go.”
It looks like the earth is actually cleaving apart between those bell bottoms!
It’s Doug Grayman.
Will the person who shared this photo PLEASE give us some info. What was the purpose of this photo, why ALL gray, why rollerskates, why spandex? So many questions…
This picture is crying out for JAZZ HANDS!
Wow, this guy is a party dude! And what’s with the strip under the actual photo? Another pic?
looks like he’s wearing a gray Gumby outfit.
This guy reminds me of Arrested Development’s Buster Bluth and his special talent for blending in with the scenery
It was Tobias Funke, Lindsay’s husband….
Is he doing the one-raised-eyebrow thing there?
Perfect…….
October is national roller skating month. I think he is ready to go!