The Baster

September 3rd, 2009

The Baster - Thanksgiving

Don’t hate him because he’s a beautiful baster.

(submitted by Eric)

176 Responses to “The Baster”

  1. LeCrosse says:

    Something about the guy in the cut-off jersey… wearing an elbow length pot holder! Ahhh, the Seventies.

  2. Frank says:

    Poke! Right in the stomache. Just like the Pilsbury DoughBoy. Hmm-Hmm!

  3. Lenny says:

    Dinner with the Bee Gee’s!

  4. Suki says:

    They’re cute.

  5. Sue says:

    I wonder what Marney would say!?

  6. molwol says:

    I’m having a high school flashback…..and it’s NOT pretty. YIKES!!!

  7. kandee says:

    Ya know, he IS kinda cute – even though he’s definitely rockin’ the permullet, gold serpentine chain and v-neck sweater showing off his man hair.

  8. Brandon says:

    I found this picture strangely erotic so I’m off to my therapist. BRB!

  9. Kim says:

    It’s the ‘SUPER GLOSSIEST’ paint ever, that is making me twitch. :|

  10. drea says:

    im loving the hoodie with no shirt underneath! scandalous! lol!

  11. julie says:

    hot. seriously, no matter what decade this is, that is hot.

  12. lynne says:

    I think that they are cute!

  13. SweetPetunia says:

    Oops, sorry, that should have been 80. Damn keyboard…

  14. SweetPetunia says:

    What do you think- 79 or 90? This is SO classic!! LOL!!

  15. Tams says:

    You can tell this shot was in the 80′s.
    Hoodie halfway zipped up with nothing on underneath…..check
    Jersey folded up to show belly……check
    Baseball cap barely on so as not to mess up the feathered hair…..check

    Totally Awkward Thanksgiving photo……….. CHECK!

  16. sallyomalley says:

    It would be a shame if he burned his abs….

  17. alexis says:

    Its thanksgiving, beegees style.

  18. Jamie says:

    Pretty sure that is an oven mitt in the midriff guy’s hand, not a baseball glove … they can come cook for me any day!

  19. Mike says:

    Nothing better than the younger brother with the Moustache in Training going on. 10 bucks there is a ’77 Trans AM in the driveway

  20. Doesn’t that baster look like Richard Gere??

  21. Wavy-Gravy says:

    That hair…my god. It’s glorious. That’s exactly what I was going for last year; got about half-way there, couldn’t take it any more. BUT AFTER SEEIGN THIS!

    …..ROUND 2!

  22. JOK says:

    Rick Springfield 2 years after “Jessie’s Girl”

  23. Monica says:

    I don’t think that’s a baseball glove…looks like an oven mitt to me. These boys were COOKIN’ !!

  24. frizzle says:

    sweet facial hair

  25. Hexipooh says:

    But is it a regulation sized baster? I bet Marney is foaming!

  26. bmacknz says:

    I’d totally do him.. although, got to wonder what he looks like today, probably bald with a huge beer belly.

  27. Amice says:

    Does Marney know about this?

  28. Chris Morris says:

    Wow. The only thing taking away from his basting abilities is his feathered mullet and his brother’s trailer-stache.

  29. Lisa says:

    That’s not a baseball glove, it’s an oven mitt.
    Obviously this is an OLD pic.

  30. Jenany says:

    You know you’re getting old when these “awkward” photo guys look hot to you – LOL.

    • binkymae says:

      Me too Jenany. I think what they have is that undefinable look of confidence. This was before name brand fashion; before guys spending as much time on their hair as girls; before steroids ruining the lean athletes. Ah, high school in the 70s.

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  32. Maya B says:

    Why do I know that anything I could say about guys and a turkey baster won’t make it past the censors?

  33. Melodie says:

    I always thought Richard Gere was a vegetarian.

  34. Jeff M. says:

    Jesus comes for Thanksgiving

  35. scuba22 says:

    dangling decoupaged pears? Turkey basters? definitely a scarey scarey picture

  36. Fey says:

    He stole first baster.

  37. Sharon says:

    I think it’s garlic, not pears

  38. Sarah says:

    That bare midriff is breaking some sort of health code, I’m sure of it!

  39. Maggie says:

    That’s no baseball glove, it’s an oven mitt!

  40. Suzanne says:

    Those aren’t hand-painted pears. They are decoupage. I made a plaque just like that in Junior High! LOL!

  41. addypann says:

    I’m having trouble getting past the picture of the Pears(?) on the wall.

  42. Allison says:

    The feathering hair. Wow, he makes it look so good.

    No one I have ever seen has been able to pull off chest hair from a Mr. Roger’s Sweater like this guy and his brother makes belly buttons shirts look cool again.

  43. Melissa says:

    What’s with the midriff? yikes!

  44. ET says:

    That guy could totally get to first baste with me, maybe even 2nd.

  45. PJay says:

    His hair looks just like Farrah.
    Who has hand painted pears in their kitchen?
    You can hear the Mom say…….honey, just stand here with the baster in your hand, and to the other son, just stand there with and hold your baseball glove

  46. JP says:

    Those dangling pears are a bit disturbing, too.

  47. BeccA's Buzz says:

    Yeah right, since when did the guys baste the turkey? Aren’t they late for a Thanksgiving day football game in the back yard? LOL

  48. Megan says:

    W/ all that hair, they may need a hair net!

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