Nativity

He’s the understudy.

(submitted by Marica)

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309 Responses to “Nativity”

  1. lagrange says:

    Is that a “regulation size” canine Jesus?

    Marney

  2. Dave says:

    Not awkward. Either a joke, or evidence of insanity.

  3. N. says:

    Of course the dog looks terrified. He knows how this particular story ends.

  4. Carole says:

    The dog is the understudy.

    The 100 watt bulb was out being wormed.

  5. Kim says:

    The dog is the only one that seems to know this is ohhh sooo wrong!

    • just wondering says:

      And the bed sheets (still with fold lines) on their heads…this is probably the CREEPIEST picture I have seen in a while….Imagine opening this framed portrait on Christmas day…”eeeeerrrrr…uhhhhh…thanks?, I kew he was creepy when you married him.”

  6. uproar says:

    That is priceless. One of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while. Apparently whoever read “Son of God” had dyslexia.

  7. emm says:

    i hope jesus thinks this is funny when these particular people get to the pearly gates…

  8. lagrange says:

    WHAT child is this???!!!???

  9. Bree says:

    This is just wrong on SO many levels…

  10. Monica says:

    The dog is thinking, “Is it just me or is this sacrilegious?!”

  11. Lacie says:

    The look on the dogs face is priceless!!!!! Luv it!!!

  12. Dirk to the Diggs says:

    This is the first picture that made me think that they did it just to get on this site.

  13. Jeff says:

    Just then, the Jingle Cats meowing “Silent Night” came over the loudspeaker, according to the survivors…..

  14. gruven_reuven says:

    Apparently the Kennel had No Vacancies….

  15. anaisparker says:

    Jesus wept. Because he was laughing so hard!!!

  16. Roo to You says:

    The dog looks like he’s thinking “please save me from these people”

  17. Braden says:

    looks like the dog is the only one who knows how wrong this is…

  18. kathleen says:

    They could have at least ironed their bed sheets before they put them on their heads.

  19. mrs mayers says:

    I betcha this was for their christmas card, which either shows a great sense of humor or a loose grip on normality.

  20. Jim400 says:

    Happy!!

  21. April says:

    Um…God? It’s Sparky. I know this probably isn’t cool with you, and I want you to know I had NOTHING to do with it. I know all us dogs are supposed to go to heaven anyway, but…just letting you know. I’m REALLY SORRY.

  22. estimated_eyes says:

    You’ve got to be kidding me…right?! I’m in shock.

  23. Chelsea says:

    No one has mentioned yet the fact that apparently God+Woman=Dog.

    This is an equation I never learned in Sunday School.

  24. cheryl says:

    love how the guy’s head-rope was dyed to match his head-sheet.

  25. Rick Martin says:

    So much for the virgin birth experiment.

  26. uproar says:

    Frankly, I find many of the comments left on this one quite priceless…many of you good people (not all, but many) should be writing comedy–keep up the good work! But keep your day job–the economy is tough!

    • exploder says:

      I completely agree— oftentimes, the comments are much more entertaining than the photos themselves. Y’all’re some funny, clever people. Please don’t stop!

  27. kiwixmas says:

    True, it is referred to as ‘dogma’.

  28. Adawehi says:

    I suppose this works since God spelled backwards is dog.

  29. Soldat says:

    The look on that dogs face is priceless.

  30. LADYFROMOZ says:

    Instead of singing Feliz Navidad, they changed the words to “Fleas on my Dog”

  31. Boulder_BigDog says:

    The dog is blinking in Morris Code to the photographer…”call the police”

  32. Kasia says:

    I’m guessing they never had children of their own…

  33. Christi says:

    I am just trying to imagine what was running through the photographer’s head.

    And yeah, the humans in the photo are WAAAAY too serious-looking for this to be a joke!

  34. Caryn says:

    I don’t care how cute the dog is, it’s never OK to use a dog as a Jesus stand in….

  35. DeeBee says:

    Mary, you have some explaining to do…… – I’m sorry, these people are coo coo for Cocoa Puffs…

  36. Tam says:

    Holy Jesus, Mary and Joseph…no..Spot…no Hoover…oh what the..

  37. Wes says:

    I’m betting that the newest “velvet painting” out on the market will be a “Sad Puppy Dog Eyed Jesus Playing Poker With His 12 Diciples”.

  38. Darkostan says:

    It’s the plight of the dyslexic theologian, who studied the existence of Dog.

  39. Andy says:

    talk about immaculate conception…yikes.

  40. Darleen says:

    OH SWEET LORD!!! LOL

  41. Jim400 says:

    Ahh….so THERE’S the dog in the manger!

  42. mrs5180 says:

    at least iron your sheet if you have actually taken the time to make the photo appt and bring the props for this inane portrait!

  43. WillM says:

    I think He was the lamb of God…

  44. Miriam says:

    I idolized my Boston Terrier too…

  45. KirkieLink says:

    I really enjoy the beige sweatshirt on Joseph.

  46. Milo says:

    This must be the Son of DOG that all the dyslexic believers read about

  47. Ruth says:

    What child IS this?

  48. gamergf says:

    I’m a deist, and even I say blasphemy.

  49. Linda says:

    I actually did the very same photo — only my “Jesus” was my Pug, and Joseph was my German Shepherd mix. He was wearing a genuine headwrap from Nazareth, that I bought from a trip there.

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