The Pacifist

September 10th, 2009

We’re only going to ask you once… put down the cats.

(submitted by Phillip)

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179 Responses to “The Pacifist”

  1. Addie says:

    He’s the Cat Whisperer. He’s definitely training those fuzzy little kitties to attack his brothers next month. ‘Till then, he’s dodging BBs in camo.

  2. estimated_eyes says:

    OM*G! This is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Bree says:

    Sorry, but gotta say it “Photoshop”

  4. greg says:

    Those cats are much more dangerous than the toy guns! And take note that he is the one wearing camo. He’s not a pacifist, he is evil in hiding.

  5. Aimee says:

    Pacifist – no way! They’re LaserCats!

  6. To BREE says:

    its not photoshopped. its really, u retarted

  7. Boppie says:

    It’s not Photoshop! It’s…LASERCATS!! (That’s lil’ Andy Samberg on the right :) )

  8. Joe says:

    Note the cat with the laserbeam eyes – this kid’s far more dangerous than the other two.

  9. Happyhero says:

    I’m sure the boy in the middle is a young Simon Cowell. Just at his high waistline, Lmao

  10. Maggie says:

    definitely photoshopped.

  11. raevin says:

    This is totally photoshopped – I teach an MFA course in it and I should know. Good pasting, but Photoshopped.

  12. Jeff M. says:

    Say HELLO to my little FRIEND………nds!

  13. kandee says:

    OMG – little brother w/ the kitties is much more dangerous than the other 2. Also, demon kitty on the left DOES have laserbeam eyes – they follow you wherever you go. Creepy! Cats scare me anyway!!

  14. leeny says:

    why is the pacifist in the camo pants

  15. dsto says:

    Come on, who among you hasn’t wanted to take a cat hostage on occassion. Even a Blue Russian…..

  16. kevin says:

    War is not the answer, cats are the answer.

    Double barrel cats – the street sweeper!

  17. cg says:

    Conveniently: cat bro has just enough targets for the other brothers.

  18. Louise says:

    THis one made me chuckle.

  19. nevermore says:

    The sad thing is: two cats+two weapons = targets.

  20. Suki says:

    I love it, the toy guns, high waisted pants, and cute kittens, what more could 3 boys ask for?

  21. James says:

    Lets see… would you rather get into a fight with someone who would use a tiny stream of water against you or someone who indiscriminately flings five pounds of claw-filled fear? cat-boy wins

  22. keegan says:

    Laser Cats!!!

  23. Adhe says:

    OM*G THAT IS THE BEST PICTURE I HAVE EVER SEEN. Hahahahahahahaha. I’m going to laugh about this for the rest of my life.

  24. Beth says:

    cats not guns, cats not guns…

  25. eggsngrits says:

    Ashton Kutcher (left) has his first “Punk’d” experience. (Nice pants.)

  26. Queen of the World says:

    Those are beautiful Russian Blues. Hmm, or are they British shorthairs? Persians? Tabbies? Aarrgghh!

  27. Joan says:

    Maybe he grew up to be Best in Show.

  28. Awkward Turtle says:

    The two with the guns are playing Rambo, while the kid with the cats is playing Rambo Brite.

  29. AFP Lover says:

    Oh AFP, this is why I love you!

  30. Elizabeth says:

    Has no one else noticed that the oldest is pointing his weapon at the middle brother’s head? Oh, and ROFLM*O at the LaserCats references!

  31. Becca says:

    There’s one in every family!

  32. Michael says:

    Bobby, where is your gun?

    “Kitties!”

    No, Bobby, this is a “manly” photo shoot. Go get your gun, and put down the kittens!

    “Kitties!!!”

    (sigh) Fine. At least put on a pair of camos, will you? Thank you.

  33. Michael says:

    LOL… I love the “photoshop” comments. Yes, someone took the time to ’shop this picture, yet decided to leave the photo border in the upper right corner. Awesome.

  34. KMJ says:

    Gun, gun, cats (think: duck, duck, goose…). OK, a bit lame, but that was my first thought!

  35. Katie C. says:

    WT* is up with their pants? I am sure this is early 90’s and all, but my lord. The kid on the left has his pants pulled up to his boobs.

    • Karen says:

      I am pretty sure I dressed my son like this in the early 90’s as well. *hanging head in shame* However, I can honestly say, despite some really bad fashion, he turned out ok!

  36. Kelly says:

    Laser cats! LOVE IT!

  37. Ha ha ha. Superb Jeans!

  38. Steve says:

    Ever had an angry cat thrown at you? Think about it.

  39. Katie says:

    Dang, life was so much better for kids when the government didn’t force toy manufacturers to put those silly little red tips on their water gun Uzis…

  40. Don says:

    It appears our two gunslingers are expecting some really tall weeds in their next jungle patrol. Nothing says “Rambo” like cinching your pants up just below your armpits.

  41. Ted says:

    OK Johnnie, when we count to three, release the cats!

  42. treesha says:

    You could only expect the boys below to turn to a life of violence after the years of abuse they endured. The cats belong to the hair-yankin sister.

  43. ryan says:

    am i the only person who finds the kid on the left to be the highlight of this picture? epic.

  44. Vince says:

    Is it just me, or does the kid in the middle look surprisingly similar to the kid who wet his pants in the “Zipper” photo?

  45. Zouzou says:

    This pic (with the title) make my day.

  46. D-Mo says:

    Guns don’t kill people, cats do!

  47. James says:

    “Whenever me and my brothers played ‘Cowboys and Indians’ – I was always the Chinese railroad worker.” Death to Smoochy

  48. cranky says:

    Billy brings out his double-barreled catgun.

  49. dinerosdeb says:

    methinks the cats are the target!

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