The Pacifist
September 10th, 2009
We’re only going to ask you once… put down the cats.
(submitted by Phillip)
Tags: animals, brothers, glasses, matchy-matchy
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We’re only going to ask you once… put down the cats.
(submitted by Phillip)
Tags: animals, brothers, glasses, matchy-matchy
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He’s the Cat Whisperer. He’s definitely training those fuzzy little kitties to attack his brothers next month. ‘Till then, he’s dodging BBs in camo.
FTW!
OM*G! This is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, but gotta say it “Photoshop”
Clearly, because the original picture had him closely hugging his gun.
WHO CARES ? ! ? !
totally! NO ONE would wear pants THAT high waisted…lol… ha ha jk jk
It’s not photoshopped.
Can someone set this site up to automatically delete these comments?
It clearly is. What makes you think it isn’t?
The totally 60’s mom that took the early 90’s pic is ME! No photoshop folks, we were that weird!
It clearly isn’t, and people claiming every other photo on here has been photoshopped is getting boring and obnoxious.
not as boring and obnoxious as the marnie comments have become, im sorry to say…
Those cats are much more dangerous than the toy guns! And take note that he is the one wearing camo. He’s not a pacifist, he is evil in hiding.
yes, he already has his minions.
Pacifist – no way! They’re LaserCats!
YES!!!! LASER CATS! XD
its not photoshopped. its really, u retarted
you butchering the english language is “retarted”
It’s not Photoshop! It’s…LASERCATS!! (That’s lil’ Andy Samberg on the right
)
Yes!!!! That is what I thought right away.
PULL!
“pull”now that is HILARIOUS!
Now that’s funny!!!!! PULL!!! Meowwwwwww! Thud.
I get it!! That’s hilarious! And I like cats!
LOL And the one on the left is hardcore. Looks like he’s wearing amber target lenses!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Note the cat with the laserbeam eyes – this kid’s far more dangerous than the other two.
I’m sure the boy in the middle is a young Simon Cowell. Just at his high waistline, Lmao
definitely photoshopped.
WHO CARES ? ! ? ! This is not a PhotoShop discussion board.
Apparently you do, because you reply to every comment that says it’s photoshopped.
hahahaha! i LOVE how just someone mentioning ‘photoshop’ sends people over the edge…
This is totally photoshopped – I teach an MFA course in it and I should know. Good pasting, but Photoshopped.
LOL. What a tool.
It’s real – I took the photo & still have it. Sorry, “teach” your not the expert. This gem was re-discovered cleaning out a photo album and scanned to be submitted.
Say HELLO to my little FRIEND………nds!
OMG – little brother w/ the kitties is much more dangerous than the other 2. Also, demon kitty on the left DOES have laserbeam eyes – they follow you wherever you go. Creepy! Cats scare me anyway!!
why is the pacifist in the camo pants
So his brothers can’t find him! He is desperately on e-bay looking for little kitty cammo suits too.
hand-me-downs…he had no choice
Come on, who among you hasn’t wanted to take a cat hostage on occassion. Even a Blue Russian…..
That’s clearly a British Shorthair…
War is not the answer, cats are the answer.
Double barrel cats – the street sweeper!
10 pts for a great comment–i want that on a bumpersticker!! (along with a picture of those felines!) “war is not the answer, cats are the answer.” *lasereyes*
Theez clawz iz rejisterred leethl wepuns!!!
Conveniently: cat bro has just enough targets for the other brothers.
THis one made me chuckle.
The sad thing is: two cats+two weapons = targets.
haha!!! (hilarious! and i love cats, too…)
I love it, the toy guns, high waisted pants, and cute kittens, what more could 3 boys ask for?
Lets see… would you rather get into a fight with someone who would use a tiny stream of water against you or someone who indiscriminately flings five pounds of claw-filled fear? cat-boy wins
So true and we all know that cats need very little provocation to get highstrung.
Laser Cats!!!
OM*G THAT IS THE BEST PICTURE I HAVE EVER SEEN. Hahahahahahahaha. I’m going to laugh about this for the rest of my life.
cats not guns, cats not guns…
cats don’t kill people, kids with cats kill people….
Ashton Kutcher (left) has his first “Punk’d” experience. (Nice pants.)
Those are beautiful Russian Blues. Hmm, or are they British shorthairs? Persians? Tabbies? Aarrgghh!
pretty sure theyre not french–they dont have their paws in the air…
BaaaHawwwHawwww!
LM*O. Am French but totally have to laugh at that, brilliant
Maybe he grew up to be Best in Show.
The two with the guns are playing Rambo, while the kid with the cats is playing Rambo Brite.
Oh AFP, this is why I love you!
Has no one else noticed that the oldest is pointing his weapon at the middle brother’s head? Oh, and ROFLM*O at the LaserCats references!
There’s one in every family!
Bobby, where is your gun?
“Kitties!”
No, Bobby, this is a “manly” photo shoot. Go get your gun, and put down the kittens!
“Kitties!!!”
(sigh) Fine. At least put on a pair of camos, will you? Thank you.
Best comment. ever. thanks for the laugh!
Winnah!!! Winnah!!!
LOL… I love the “photoshop” comments. Yes, someone took the time to ’shop this picture, yet decided to leave the photo border in the upper right corner. Awesome.
Gun, gun, cats (think: duck, duck, goose…). OK, a bit lame, but that was my first thought!
WT* is up with their pants? I am sure this is early 90’s and all, but my lord. The kid on the left has his pants pulled up to his boobs.
I am pretty sure I dressed my son like this in the early 90’s as well. *hanging head in shame* However, I can honestly say, despite some really bad fashion, he turned out ok!
Laser cats! LOVE IT!
Ha ha ha. Superb Jeans!
Ever had an angry cat thrown at you? Think about it.
My cousin caught and slung a wild farm cat at me once……I still have the scar on my arm!
ahh, the old ‘catch and sling’…
Maybe he is building a cat-a-pult to get even with the older, higher waisted brothers.
Dang, life was so much better for kids when the government didn’t force toy manufacturers to put those silly little red tips on their water gun Uzis…
It appears our two gunslingers are expecting some really tall weeds in their next jungle patrol. Nothing says “Rambo” like cinching your pants up just below your armpits.
OK Johnnie, when we count to three, release the cats!
You could only expect the boys below to turn to a life of violence after the years of abuse they endured. The cats belong to the hair-yankin sister.
am i the only person who finds the kid on the left to be the highlight of this picture? epic.
Is it just me, or does the kid in the middle look surprisingly similar to the kid who wet his pants in the “Zipper” photo?
This pic (with the title) make my day.
Guns don’t kill people, cats do!
“Whenever me and my brothers played ‘Cowboys and Indians’ – I was always the Chinese railroad worker.” Death to Smoochy
now theres an obscure gem!
Billy brings out his double-barreled catgun.
methinks the cats are the target!