The Pacifist
September 10th, 2009
We’re only going to ask you once… put down the cats.
(submitted by Phillip)
Tags: animals, brothers, glasses, matchy-matchy
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We’re only going to ask you once… put down the cats.
(submitted by Phillip)
Tags: animals, brothers, glasses, matchy-matchy
The kid with the kittens reminds me of Peter Tork, who would always have a bottle of wine or flowers or something cute and/or fuzzy when the other Monkees brandished their weapons.
Good one, Julie. I hadn’t thought of it but that fits perfectly.
this is so fricken phot shopped..are you seriously posting this as legit!?
I was thinking more along the lines of a young “Uncle Rico” from Napoleon Dynamite. I bet he could throw a cat a quarter mile.
This is really creepy. Creepier even than the head of the family in the strange not awkward category. So very creepy. Pets in potential peril is never pleasant.
nice alliteration
ITA Modine, especially when said pets are perched upon their nude owner’s laps. Ick!
Moments later the two on the lefted yelled “Pull” and the boy tossed the cats in the air out of habbit. The kitties were no more.
Winner! LOL!
Nice how the kitties totally blend into the camouflage – harder to see them right before they blast your loved ones with their laser eyes. Holy kitties of mayhem, Batman!
If you stare at the hand of the boy in the middle, it almost seem 3D–sweet!
The most awkward thing in this photo is Phil’s jeans.
The boy with the cats has the most lethal weapon of all of the boys!!
Ah yes… the dreaded tail of nine cats……
Uzzi…check!
Assault rifle…check!
Kitties…check!
Ok, boys we’re going to war!
Now I know what the man in the Capital One credit card commercial was referring to when he said “WAR KITTENS”!!
Ralphie there on the right was going to be in the picture with his Red Ryder BB Gun but his mother took it away when he shot himself in the eye and broke his glasses. Instead he had to make do with the kitties and their blades of death.
reminds me of the old lady on the simpsons who throws cats at people
Ninja cats!
this was probably the result of dad saying ‘okay kids, grab your weapon of choice and smile!’
This is so classical 80’s. The pants and the high top shoes on the boy on the left- 1980’s.
The Heston brothers used to make fun of little Rodney because his ex-hippie parents wouldn’t let him play with guns.
But then they learned the hard way what his well-trained kitties were capable of.
And now they have to wear glasses for the rest of their lives.
Nobody laughs at Rodney any more.
I love this. Very funny. TY for the laugh.
He isn’t a pacifist. those are lazer cats!
lol, that’s the first thing that came into my mind
Laser cats!
Why do mothers always insist on pulling boys pants up to their bellybutton?
Clearly those are Laser-Cats. Much more dangerous then guns.
Exactly what I was going to say. It’s so obvious.
Two cats. Two guns. hmmm?
LASER CATS
The first version of the A-Team did not go over so well…
Duh, they are LASER CATS!
This is a fake. Look at the shadows on the arms of all three, not to mention the overall quality of light on each of them. And the cats are obviously pasted in.
REAL awkward photos are more fun. ; )
ahhhhh! this is where they got the idea for lazer cats!
This looks totally photoshopped.
agreed.
agreed also
…am I the only one who’s gettin’ a kick out of the fact that the boy with the cats is the one wearing camo?? LOL
This one made me LOL! So funny!
I like that the one in camo is the one without the gun!
Very clearly a Photoshop creation…. I retouch awkward family photos for a living….
Having not kept up with SNL for the past few years, I had to go Google ‘laser cats’. Be still! I had to laugh until I cried. The kid with the laser cats is definitely more dangerous than the kids with the uzzis. LOL. ‘Tis awkward.
My 4 1/2 year old son just asked “why does the two boys with glasses have guns, and the boy in the blue shirt have kitties?” LOL…. i almost peed myself!!!
Maybe he’s going to shoot them at targets with a cat-a-pult?!
They’re catlin guns- cat cat cat cat cat!
haha the kid with the cats is wear camouflage pants… Maybe cats are his weapons…
j.
Speak softly and carry a big …..tabby?
Rat-a-tat-cat
Fluffy and Muffy were never seen again…..
i am torn between 2 comments:
one of these things is not like the other
and
can we get those pants ANY higher?
a young andy samberg.
ahha
with his lasercats!
Lazer! Lazer! Lazercats! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Those are Laser Cats.
Photoshopped…. completely fake!
My favourite feature of this photo is the fact that the only one wearing camo is the cat kid.
while their parents brought the regulation sized serving dishes, the boys thought otherwise
want to guess which one of the three of us ended up being a nurse? oh, and as far as photoshop is concerned… i also took the time to photoshop all of that velcro onto my pants.
-guy on the left
Cats make a good weapon if you throw them…
Those Bugle Boy pants and high tops are giving me such a fashion flashback to 1990.
LOL at all the so called photoshop experts. It’s a shame that the internet has made every interesting photo a ‘fake’.
Tell me I’m not the only one who thought of Laser Cats.
God. I have looked at this about 100 times and I laugh every single time.