Faceoff

We’re betting on the mullet.
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Reminds me of a Family Feud (Richard Dawson-era) set-up gone wrong.
great comment!
HA HA HA! So right!! I’m waiting for them to jump up, clapping and yelling!
Dude, I thought the EXACT same thing. Good to know I’m not the only one, haha!
That was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this picture!
family feud all the way all they need is the next shot of richard dawson kissing mom repeatedly
why are the other three, all staring at that dude on the left side of the pic? surely someone knows the real story here???
With his pinky ring on, he’s a car dealer that’s just told them that he’s sorry, but their 6 month old Kia does indeed qualify as a Clunker for the sale. Mom, she doesn’t care……..she’s in love!
I’m thinking he’s the ex-husband or someone’s baby-daddy.
Agreed, he DOES look like a car salesman
” STOP FARTING DURING OUR PHOTO SESSIONS, I’M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN”
LOL! I was thinking more “Smile dammit!!” but I like yours much better!
Rofl a fart motif occurred to me as well, after thinking it looked like Family Feud.
That’s the first thing I thought of when I saw this. 8-D
“Here’s a story of an awkward family, in a picture that no one can figure out.”
I’m voting on the girl. She looks PISSED!
I was thinking the same thing.
obviously, the ex is off to the right… they are all looking at mullet stepdad and smiling to hide their whispered assurance, ” It’s ok… I know he’s got a compound bow, but Aunt Marnie said he had to be here for the photo shoot… if we didn’t let him in, she’d make us bring ALL the desserts and she’d find the worst recipes to follow… now just say turtle!”
Best comment by far-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
sweet!
I’m really confused by this photo.
OK, yes, so far my pick for Superest Awkward photo. Looks like a fight broke out about 15 seconds after this photo was taken – bloodshed, hair pulling, mustache tweaking, crying – and I’m betting it was a quiet ride home in the car, whoever’s home they went to.
LOL @ mustache tweaking.. that’s SoOo funny!
The attorney with the mullet is so dedicated, proving his clients are represented and are entitled to a retake if they are unhappy with the results!
I am one of those clients that would like a “do-over”….a retake!
Love this picture!
I just want to say that Patrick Swayze had one of the greatest mullets of all time.
True that. RIP best ever mullet.
way to get a jump on things
Gringo, I like you, and I’mma let you finish
but Joe Dirt had the GREATEST MULLET OF ALL TIME
OF ALL TIME!!!
i’m agreeing with the step-dad theory. looks like only mom enjoys mr. mullet’s company. daughters glare says “You’re not my REAL dad!”
Ginny had had enough by that point and made up her mind to move in with the Weasleys. After the photo shoot, of course.
I saw the Ginny Weasley similarity too.
Was totally about to say she looks JUST like Ginny Weasley!
“AND the Johnson family! Greg, Stacy, Linda and Manuel. Ready for action!”
My thoughts exactly…glad I read thru before restating obvious.
Just missing that one cousin for the end spot. You know…the one that never gets any answers right and never gets to go up to the podium.
Classic.
When the camera guy wants in on the family photo… dad’s about to punch him, mom’s smiling because she doesn’t want things to erupt, child has just developed a sense of what is awkward and realised it was coming from that man.
A great “Who’s your daddy” photo-op
it looks as though a random mullet madness man used the fact that he was wearing a suit and tie and slipped right into a family photo that he doesn’t belong in…If I was at the mall and I was THIS dressed to impress…(not to mention the ‘business up front party in the back’ aka mullet), I’d do the SAME thing…I’d make my way into the closest photo shoot…just look at the shock. The mom is the only one with a sense of humor…
Eureka! The PhotoBandito! Ole!
This is a classic case of when instructions go wrong… “ok don’t look at the camera”
Hmm, I think the two guys have just found each other, hence the ‘rabbit in the headlights’ look, child has noticed this, mother blissfully unaware. I would love to see what happened straight after this shot…….
the backstory here HAS to involve a will…
I’m only going to show you how to sit properly in this chair one more time……..otherwise the woman and kids are MINE.
You all have got it all wrong..the mullet dude is actually the dad/husband and the top guy is the accountant who just wanted to part of the family shoot.
Susan Sarandon looks lovely in this picture, but what is she doing with these weirdos?
Why are the two men staring at each other when it should be one of the men and the woman?
mullet is scary but I bet on the german-looking guy
I’m laughing one of those laughs that just keep coming and get more hysterical as more time passes..this is one of the most insanely funny pictures I’ve ever seen!! I do hope that the photographer has found work elsewhere…poor family….lmao
My daughter and I don’t think you should be in this picture after all you are only the lodger.
Let’s Start The Family Feud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s awkward enough that there’s an extra man in this family. So why have them all stare at each other? Why not just hand men weapons while you’re at it?
Whatchu talking ’bout Willis?
What I don’t understand is, that in order for someone to submit this photo, doesn’t it mean they actually own a copy of the picture…so likely someone, somewhere purchased it as part of their portrait package? Which would then imply that this was actually one of the least awkard pictures taken that day?
I would be pissed too if I showed up and my wife’s other husband was there!!!!
this is cheech’s family?
It’s a movie promo shot–Cheech plays a grown man adopted by a Minnesota family in order to hide out from the mob. Cultural hilarity ensues.
“cheech…..minnesota”
lol
Where is the “like” button?
this is the most awkward family photo ever. there is no longer a need for this blog as no subsequent family photo posted will ever achieve this level of awkwardness.
cheech?!
This photo is just creepy.
Who the heck though it’d be a great idea to have a portrait with no one looking at the camera? I wonder if they had a do over.
The way the guy on the left is positioned looks incredibly uncomfortable…
PERFECT!
Has no one thought that the two men may be the new partners and the woman the ex!!!! we do live in a modern age after all…. The kid could be giving daggers coz he’s the one who took her daddy away!!! ahhhh
My theory: I think mullet-man is the photographer and he is trying to tell “Dad” how he wants him to pose, but Dad doesn’t want to do it. An assistant or someone else accidentally (or maybe on purpose) snapped the photo when mullet-man photographer was in it.
Whoa, whoa! Why is everyone ganging up on the Mullet? What did he ever do?
This is so embarrassing…but I know this family.
The woman used to be my school principle. And the man with the mustache was her husband but they’re divorced now
“I’m Mac, and I’m PC”
So which one of you is actually my father?
I swear I didn’t fart. Why does everyone always blame me? We all ate the burritos.
LOL
Sitting Man: “What did you say to me?!?”
Standing Man: ” I said cut your damn hair if you want to be in our family!”