We’re betting on the mullet.
(submitted by Angel)
Photographer: “Mr. Williams, if I could have you sit here next to your wife like this I think it would get that family feel we are looking for.”
Husband: “Uh no…I always stand.”
Wife: (through clinched teeth) “Please Robert, just sit here like he wants you to. Don’t make a scene.”
Daughter: “Hey mister, you have some Dorito crumbs in your mustache.”
definitely one of the most awkward (and weird!) photos on this site.
What was that photographer thinking?
What a strange picture
It wasn’t me, was it you? No was it you? no not me. Was it you?
It is more of “You shall worship the mullett”
“…dude, who are you and what are you doing in our family portrait?”
No one is looking at the poor little girl.
Actually, now that I look at the photo again, she seems to have a demonic look on her face. Maybe if you look straight into her eyes you’ll be pulled into the seven circles of hell?
Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!
I would call this one “Who farted?”
My thoughts exactly! Awkward for sure….
Why is there never a compound bow around when you need one!
I am guessing Mullet dude and Mom are brother and sister. The interesting part is brother has been free loading for years and hogging the TV and Dad and daughter are sick of him. Twisted sister still loves him though, even though he puts empty milk container back in the fridge.
Either that or Napolean Dynamite got a haircut and thought he’d go up against Rex-kwan-do.
“You think anybody thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!”
Did a snort laugh on this one….thanks!
…and thus the “E” networks new spinoff “The Boys Next Door” is born.
Foreign exchange student gone wrong?
One of these things is not like the other. One of these things does not belong…
I’m going to guess (second) wedding photo. Mom is in white, step-dad is getting the stare down as his welcome to the family, and the kids are in the background.
I thought YOU had the compound bow!
Just accept the inter-racial-multi-paternal family. It’s the new millennium.
“Sorry to interrupt, but have you considered life insurance to protect your loved ones in the unfortunate event of your early demise?”
+1 internets to you! Thanks for making me laugh =)
The only one who seems pleased with Mr. Mullet is the grown woman. Just what is it about a Mullet Man that makes the ladies smile?
is that Cheech? or Chong?
Do you think it was photoshopped?
Mullet Man: What? What? Why is everyone looking at me?
One of my perfectly coiffed hairs out of place?
Something on my forehead? No? Above my lip!?!
No, no, it’s not a mouse! It’s called a mustache….
It looks as though the family of 3 were trying to get their picture taken and mullet man came over and crashed the picture. They are all looking at him like, uhhh who the heck are you and what are you doing?
So Mr. Mullet is for sure the “other man” The husband and daughter couldnt glare at him more if they tried, and the wifey is grinnin ear to ear. AWKWARD!!!!!
The family therapist wanted a professional photo for his brochure. Mom thought it an honor, Dad is suspicious, and the daughter knows it’s lame.
I saw her first, no I did. Do you want to step outside to settle this?
Extremely awkward indeed! Why are they all looking at mullet man?
Poor kid’s gripping the chair pretty hard …
That little girl looks truly pissed!!!
Wow. This is the cover photo to the AFP coffee table book. This one is just plain bizarre.
I have to agree with that! This one is pretty awkward. It’s a tossup between this and the Winnie-the-Pooh/Eeyore family.
okay. who cut the cheese?
that’s the rebellious son! duh.
He’s wondering “Why is Cheech Marin in our family photo?”
The guy on the left got his dates mixed up. He was as shocked as anyone when he realized it wasn’t his family and he had to put on the suit again tomorrow.
Haha! That totally fits the picture. He does look shocked to be there and the woman looks pleasantly surprised
Can you guess which kid is doing his own thing?
Mullett guy apparently likes all the attention and does all he can to demand it! Btw, why is the woman in white dressed so distinctly while the young girl is blending into the background?
Maybe Mullet Man is a stand in for the son that didn’t want to come?
Are the two at the back married?
which one is the dad? seriously? a moustache doesn’t always denote the patriarch. hahahahahahahahhahahahah.
Someone’s sitting there, mate…
Is this a ‘blended family’ portrait? Who is the couple here?
Kinda looks like one of those scenes on the old Family Feud where they’ve got them all posed in goofy positions behind the wall, ‘cept they’re missing a 5th person.
Yeah! I can totally see that. No wonder the poses looked oddly familiar…
Never mess with a man that wears a pinky ring.
AGREED! (Or perhaps that pinky ring was PhotoShopped onto his pinky?)
Best comment ever!
Out of all of the pictures so far, this is most definetly the most awkward.
Just wondering why everyone is starring at him?????
When I first looked at this photo I had two thoughs: Mullet-man is a photo-bomber and isn’t supposed to be there at all.. but then why is the woman smiling? so my second theory is the step-dad theory.. finally a third theory – that they’re a progressive family with two dads?
Then who’s the adult woman?
the surrogate? lol
This is how they settled paternity before Maury.
What? I totally don’t get this relationship – ex-husband and child with new hubby/stepdad? Weird stuff!
It’s Step-dad, Mom, College-aged Son, and Daughter. Has a sort of Family Ties, 80′s feel. Can’t you just see that kid thinking, “Man, why couldn’t she have married someone like Ronald Reagan? He’d NEVER wear that mullet!”
They’re five squares shy of a Brady-Bunch
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