Strawberry Greens Forever

September 17th, 2009

Strawberry Greens Forever - Mom & Dad

What ladies golf outing would be complete without a ninth hole visit from the Strawberry Man.

(submitted by Kari)

85 Responses to “Strawberry Greens Forever”

  1. roezee says:

    Is it just me or does that look like Willard Scott?

  2. Flim Springfield says:

    Though too much headroom, I think the picture is cute and not a devastating embarrassment for Mr. Berry. The picture is a sure conversation starter.

  3. Voodoo Chile says:

    We hung Daddy’s ribbon above the fireplace, right next to his Billy Bass and his autographed photo of Slim Pickens. His beloved treasures were a great comfort to us when he when to that great strawberry patch in the sky. We will never forget that our daddy was once the Best Dressed Strawberry at the Fulton County Senior Ladies’ Golf Tournament and Pancake Breakfast.

  4. Where in the hell is the beer wench?

  5. J Harp says:

    Wildest bachelorette party EVER!!

  6. Angel says:

    I hope he is getting all access to the country club bar on their tab! Poor guy…

  7. Kevin says:

    This is why it’s important for the organizers of the Miss Strawberry Pageant to name a runner-up.

  8. Craig says:

    Why does the Strawberry Man have a giant tampon hanging off of him?

  9. tracylee says:

    The really scary thing is, I can see this as a pretty normal picture for a town near me. I’ve played photographer at their annual Rotary golf tournament, which falls on a different weekend from their Chamber of Commerce Strawberry Festival. However, if the two were combined, this would be the result – easy.

  10. Awkward Turtle says:

    This looks like the welcoming committee to Knott’s Berry Farm. Huckleberry Pie must have been over at the volleyball tournament.

  11. Tim says:

    After the Fruit Of The Loom guys broke up, Steve formed his own band, The Vanilla Sundae Gang. He was also known to collaborate on a solo project with Fig Newton.

  12. wish says:

    I think you guys meant *wouldn’t*….just sayin’.

  13. Cef says:

    Hexipooh, I totally agree. The first thing I thought was that this dude lost some major bet!

  14. Missing Vince says:

    So this is what happens when the Golden Girls let their hair down and live it up a bit! I’ll betya Blanche knows how to work a juicer.

    (Talk about a scary mental image, huh? Pass the sand paper.)

  15. Grelber says:

    I am getting strangely turned on right now …

  16. Suki says:

    I was thinking it was strawberry shortcake’s dad. scary.

  17. Pinky says:

    Two questions:

    1. Is that Fred Willard?

    2. Is he wearing a 5th-place prize ribbon?

  18. jacque says:

    The reason Mr. Strawberry is grinning is because he won first place. Yes folks that is a RIBBON pinned to his proud chest.

  19. Mama Dog says:

    Why would you say this is a ladies’ tournament?

  20. Maya B says:

    Anyone have some sandpaper so I can rub this image from my brain?

  21. slideshowbob says:

    Please let that guy be Fred Willard.

  22. anaisparker says:

    Now all we need is for the Kool-Aid man to bust through that wall of trees behind them! Strawberry Kool-Aid Party! Oh, Yeah!!!!!!

  23. hcw80 says:

    Myrna told her son that unless he got a paid acting gig soon he was to come home to work in the family business or he would be cut off financially. Desperate to avoid that fate, he took the first role offered and rushed off to show mom before he went to his Froot of the Lume commerical shoot.

  24. DeeDee says:

    Strawberry Shortcake? Naw, Strawberry BEEFCAKE!

  25. Jaded says:

    Note the ribbon… I think he was a winner in the Golf Ladie’s “Dress Your Man Up in the Most Ridiculous Costume” Contest, the fruitier the better!

  26. Jeff M. says:

    With a name like Smucker’s, it has to be awkward.

  27. Laurie says:

    That white/pink thing is an 6th place ribbon. Guess his berries just weren’t fresh enough for those ladies.

  28. sus says:

    I would really like to hear the real story behind this crazy photo. . .

  29. Ron says:

    “Ok ladies.. one more picture and then I’ve got to get back to the underwear label.”

  30. Kathy says:

    If you zoom in on it, Mr. Berry has a bandaid across his nose. I think he must’ve gotten a little “fresh” with one of the ladies and she smacked him with a 9 iron.

  31. Ashley says:

    he looks a little *fruity* to me…

  32. magillicuddy says:

    strawberry man looks like Jim Carrey with a green wig…. new movie maybe?

  33. highwaters says:

    It looks as if one of the ladies has already “tagged” their berry.
    Also, does he have green dreads for hair?????

  34. Tamara says:

    I’ll never eat another strawberry for as long as I live!

  35. Matt Cruea says:

    I think the best part of this is that this is not just any man in a strawberry costume on a golf course posing with four ladies, but this is Benjamin Franklin in a strawberry costume on a golf course posing with four ladies.

  36. lily says:

    What is that pinned to the Strawberry Fairy’s chest? Hmmmm……

  37. Juls says:

    The lady on the left is disappointed because she had her heart set on a raspberry.

  38. Karen says:

    Geez the more I look at it, the funnier it gets… I noticed the striped leggings, the green hair, and what is that white thing hanging off the berry’s torso?

  39. Fey says:

    What a fruit.

  40. DH says:

    I’m Mister Strawberry! Yum yum yum yum YUM!

    (If anyone reading this actually knows where that’s from: Congratulations on being as sad as me!)

  41. You Know Who says:

    This isn’t remotely awkward. It is cute!

  42. Wainscott says:

    A dazed and confused Charlie (Strawberry Shortcake’s lesser known brother) just happened to stroll across these ladies while scavenging the pasture for more shrooms and couldn’t help but consent to their kind offering of a picture in exchange for some brownies in a basket, it was indeed Charlie’s lucky day.

  43. Betsy says:

    Looks like somebody lost a bet.

  44. teracotta says:

    love this site 🙂 greetings from Poland 🙂

  45. Piglet says:

    Strawberry Fairy? Very!

  46. Whoa says:

    I’m thinkin’ that, based on that outfit, the Strawberry Man is seedless, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

  47. Don says:

    From the look on his face it appears the lady to his left is the type of grocery shopper that likes to “feel” the produce rather than smell it for ripeness

  48. Elyse says:

    I guess strawberry shortcake grew up,questioned her gender and decided to live as a man.I had always wondered what happened to her.Now we all know!

    • Nicole says:

      Thanks so much for this comment! I’m at work and trying not to laugh out loud! (So tears are pouring out instead.) Fabulous!

  49. Hexipooh says:

    What IS that device hanging from his costume? And what bet did HE lose?

  50. confused says:

    golf ladies….nothing hotter

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