On the Juice

Drinking a glass a day will not help you do this.

(submitted by Lucy)

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201 Responses to “On the Juice”

  1. Jeff says:

    Twister! It’s Twister! “Left foot… table!”

  2. Snowrider says:

    I was able to do this pose last February…just moments after a horrific giant slalom crash. I now have enough metal in my left leg to make a regulation size cassarole dish. The x-ray picture still makes me shiver. For the record…you CAN hear your own bones break.

    • Tim says:

      Oh my GOD! I just spit coffee out of my nose! “Regulation size casserole dish???” (From Mary’s the Thanksgiving instructions.)

      I can’t believe no one else caught this — maybe it’s because I the only one looking at each and every one of these posts. I’m addicted to this site. I need to get a life… after I clean the coffee off my keyboard.

  3. BadgerFan says:

    Ow, ow, OOOOOWWWW!

  4. Abby says:

    OMG, coolest shoes EVER!!!!

  5. Just wait until Mantis Woman comes to maturity. It won’t be so funny then.

  6. Ashley says:

    This picture makes me hurt in so many places, many of which I choose not to name on a family site.

  7. Marylee says:

    What i the point of the juice?

    • Anana says:

      that’s what I’M saying. maybe it’s a screwdriver.

      • Candy says:

        Me too! I was completely impressed by her limberness, but kept cracking up over the glass of juice. It just doesn’t make sense and is totally out of place…unless it is an Orange Juice commercial. Instead of the old saying, “Orange Juice…it’s not just for breakfast anymore” it is now stealing a but from the Milk commercials only different, “Milk, it does a body…awkward, but flexible?”

    • April C says:

      I know right? And it doesn’t even look like proper orange juice…it is almost brown!!

  8. Vince says:

    She could scorpion kick the crap out of someone!

  9. Maynard says:

    “I could of had a V-8!”

  10. michelle says:

    that’s just wrong on so many levels…

  11. Absinthe_Dragonfly says:

    That is SO Impressive on many, many levels.

  12. caroline says:

    Is that Sasha Cohen?!

  13. Maggie says:

    ….Why the juice? Is this supposed to be a comercial for juice? I can’t imagine why anyone would want to pose with a class of juice…that in and of it’s self is a bit awkward..

    • LisaB says:

      I was just going to make the exact same comment. It seems the pose would be enough. Why the juice?

      • Candy says:

        I also made the same comment off of someone else’s post, before I’d read this one. The glass of orange juice is what makes this picture awkward for me…not the pose. I’m actually quite impressed with the flexibility and think the outfit and shoes look great for a dance photo…it’s just that darned glass of orange juice that throws the whole picture out of whack! :)

  14. hellkitty says:

    She’s one vodka and orange juice away from dancing on the table . . . LOOKOUT!

  15. blankman says:

    Flexibility is hardly ever underrated.

    • just wondering says:

      maybe she is NOT flexible…this is how she was born? hmmm…ever thing of that? A heck of a delivery but worth it all with this picture!

  16. Chris says:

    What’s up with her shoe? Strange heel …

    • Liz says:

      I think those are special ‘contortionist’ shoes. That little thing sticking out is providing support (the opposite of a high heel, kind of). Imagine if it weren’t there and that floor were slippery…

  17. MandyDahlin says:

    Sign of the times when I look at the picture and the only eye catching thing is the juice.

  18. josie says:

    it hurts just looking at her, but the shoes are cool.

  19. renard says:

    how old is she?

  20. KITZ81 says:

    What’s with the OJ….couldn’t she hold something else?

  21. Double J says:

    I’m just glad she got a shot with OJ, instead of getting shot by OJ!

  22. Paul says:

    Suddenly Susie awoke from a deep sleep with a terrible cramp in her leg, she knew only a glass of juice could help her. Slowly she rolled out of bed in her non-binding pajamas…

  23. grannypanties says:

    SHOES ARE COOL .. BUT I DONT GET THE GLASS OF OJ

  24. Halfreck says:

    I’m gonna try to answer the juice thing, I think what they were going for was a sense of casualness. It’s so easy for her she can do all kinds of normal everyday things while doing it.

  25. me says:

    you better see a doctor i think something is seriously wrong with you.

  26. chazz says:

    Maybe she’s multi-tasking, having juice while she stretches.

  27. Jay B says:

    The greatest picture on the site.LOL

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