On the Juice

Drinking a glass a day will not help you do this.
(submitted by Lucy)
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Twister! It’s Twister! “Left foot… table!”
Hahaha! Best comment!
hahahahah!!!!!!! This is beyond funny!!!
no. sorry. that wasn’t funny at all.
I was able to do this pose last February…just moments after a horrific giant slalom crash. I now have enough metal in my left leg to make a regulation size cassarole dish. The x-ray picture still makes me shiver. For the record…you CAN hear your own bones break.
Ow, ow, OOOOOWWWW!
OMG, coolest shoes EVER!!!!
It’s spring loaded. The left one just went off.
OMG!!! LOL
hahahahaha.. LOL
Those are cool! Thanks; I never would’ve noticed in the face of my own cringing at this photo.
lol…how did you pull your eyes away from the girl to see those cool shoes
Just wait until Mantis Woman comes to maturity. It won’t be so funny then.
Oh, my! Good point.
This picture makes me hurt in so many places, many of which I choose not to name on a family site.
What i the point of the juice?
that’s what I’M saying. maybe it’s a screwdriver.
Me too! I was completely impressed by her limberness, but kept cracking up over the glass of juice. It just doesn’t make sense and is totally out of place…unless it is an Orange Juice commercial. Instead of the old saying, “Orange Juice…it’s not just for breakfast anymore” it is now stealing a but from the Milk commercials only different, “Milk, it does a body…awkward, but flexible?”
I know right? And it doesn’t even look like proper orange juice…it is almost brown!!
She could scorpion kick the crap out of someone!
Hahahahaha!!!
“I could of had a V-8!”
that’s just wrong on so many levels…
That is SO Impressive on many, many levels.
Is that Sasha Cohen?!
….Why the juice? Is this supposed to be a comercial for juice? I can’t imagine why anyone would want to pose with a class of juice…that in and of it’s self is a bit awkward..
I was just going to make the exact same comment. It seems the pose would be enough. Why the juice?
I also made the same comment off of someone else’s post, before I’d read this one. The glass of orange juice is what makes this picture awkward for me…not the pose. I’m actually quite impressed with the flexibility and think the outfit and shoes look great for a dance photo…it’s just that darned glass of orange juice that throws the whole picture out of whack!
She’s one vodka and orange juice away from dancing on the table . . . LOOKOUT!
Flexibility is hardly ever underrated.
maybe she is NOT flexible…this is how she was born? hmmm…ever thing of that? A heck of a delivery but worth it all with this picture!
What’s up with her shoe? Strange heel …
I think those are special ‘contortionist’ shoes. That little thing sticking out is providing support (the opposite of a high heel, kind of). Imagine if it weren’t there and that floor were slippery…
Sign of the times when I look at the picture and the only eye catching thing is the juice.
it hurts just looking at her, but the shoes are cool.
how old is she?
What’s with the OJ….couldn’t she hold something else?
They ran out of crystal balls.
I’m just glad she got a shot with OJ, instead of getting shot by OJ!
that.. wasn’t even funny.
Suddenly Susie awoke from a deep sleep with a terrible cramp in her leg, she knew only a glass of juice could help her. Slowly she rolled out of bed in her non-binding pajamas…
SHOES ARE COOL .. BUT I DONT GET THE GLASS OF OJ
I’m gonna try to answer the juice thing, I think what they were going for was a sense of casualness. It’s so easy for her she can do all kinds of normal everyday things while doing it.
you better see a doctor i think something is seriously wrong with you.
Maybe she’s multi-tasking, having juice while she stretches.