The Juice

September 18th, 2009

The Juice - Kids

Drinking a glass a day will not help you do this.

(submitted by Lucy)

227 Responses to “The Juice”

  1. MixedMedia says:

    those are the weirdest looking shoes i’ve ever seen…how do you even walk in those things

  2. dragonjay says:

    Was probably her Christmas card photo…

  3. Wackypatty says:

    Where does one obtain shoes like this?

  4. Amy says:

    The shoes are missing some pieces. That’s the first issue with her but maybe their helping her balance into that contortment!

  5. binkymae says:

    Eeeewwww! I can’t look at it.

  6. Indie says:

    this picture starts its own catergory AKWARD POSITIONS featuring a glass of orange juice.

  7. Juls says:

    This is what it looks like when sticking one’s foot in one’s mouth is taken literally.

  8. kim says:

    looks like a “Minute maid” figure skating commercial !!

  9. JennyLou says:

    Those shoes are killer!!

  10. Lisa says:

    This is one of thise pics where it is awkward when you scroll up instead of scrolling down.

  11. Lola says:

    I have to admit, it’s a pretty impressive move, but what is the purpose of the juice?

  12. radkon says:

    all this time I thought the foot bone was connected to the leg bone….

  13. Jamie says:

    Im at a loss for words.

  14. Sue says:

    At first glance I thought the table was floating.

  15. roulette_dares says:

    That’s hot.

  16. Xtina says:

    Oh, to be 12 again.

  17. d says:

    No one’s said anything about the SHOES! I’m impressed if she can walk in those…never mind the leg thing

  18. Whoa says:

    Somewhere, orange juice spokeswoman Anita Bryant is uncomfortable. This is an obscenity, but she’s not sure why.

  19. Laura says:

    ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

  20. Mace says:

    Like the milk mustache…it’s the juice contortions!

  21. Chris says:

    What’s so awkward about that? It isn’t like she is holding the glass with her foot or anything……

  22. MattBinSC says:

    Oh, I can do that! Oh course, I would need a bone-saw to make it happen.

  23. Laurie says:

    I think this one would have made a bigger impact on me if she was holding the glass of (??juice??) with her foot instead of her hand. lol What do ya think? Can someone please explain why she has something to drink in the pic while she is contorting?

  24. Kyle says:

    Too bad these pictures don’t come with phone numbers…

  25. Hexipooh says:

    How about a pretzle to go with that drink? (Nice shoes!!!)

  26. turtlegirl76 says:

    I gotta give it to her for the cool shoes. Though the rest of her just makes me hurt.

  27. Mike says:

    I wonder if she is single….

  28. Melba says:

    OMG! You think you’ve seen every category of awkward and then there’s this.

    Please convince me that this is not real. My mind will never be at peace again.

  29. Surreall says:


  30. Becky says:

    What’s up with the shoe?

  31. Lisa says:

    Just don’t lean on the crazy levitating table of doom!

  32. Bastet11 says:

    That is just uncalled for, really.

  33. cowgirl says:

    WOW! So THAT was the Thanksgiving entertainment at Marney’s! I guess after a few bottles of Clous du Bois wine, you can do anything!

  34. Shannon says:

    odd position aside – can we discuss those shoes?

  35. Deanna says:

    Believe it or not, this is the first picture on this site that’s ever made me say, “WHAT THE HELL?!?”

    • Kiwi says:

      Maybe not unbelievable but deeply impressive. You must have an amazingly high “awkwardness” threshold. We may need some of your family photos to check this out further. Where I come from holding guns in the bath, dressing up as Winnie the Pooh, or in costumes that look like bacon is, well, seriously awkward.

  36. Alicia says:

    I am so disturbed by this picture….but, her shoes are kind of cool! Why the orange juice, though?

  37. Annie Nevada says:

    Is that supposed to be a leaf pattern on her costume or is that her ribs? At first glance, it looked like a skeleton left over from halloween.

  38. Piglet says:

    Is she holding the glass with her foot?

  39. Jenna says:

    Even ten glasses a day still won’t help me do this!

  40. Artisticulated says:

    That is just painful to look at. Who would attach the heel of a shoe to its instep? Freaks, that’s who!

  41. stepstranger says:

    folks, we’ve reached the pinnacle of awkwardness. it’s all semi-awkward from here on out.

  42. Jen says:


  43. Tamara says:

    Notice the bottom of her shoe. It’s like a kick-stand to help her stand there. Also, notice the ball of the hip bone. She could hurt someone doing the “bump” with them!

  44. Wombat Girl says:

    Awkward OJ moment

  45. El Papa De Bubba says:

    Hey! Get your foot off the table!

  46. Jeff M. says:

    Oh My God-It’s a full body shelf!

  47. Mel says:

    Ummm…. just, WHY?

  48. Just my opinion says:

    This completely freaks me out!

  49. bikerchick says:

    That is most disturbing. What is up with the “heel” on whichever foot of hers is on the ground?!? Oh, my retinas!

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