Drinking a glass a day will not help you do this.
(submitted by Lucy)
those are the weirdest looking shoes i’ve ever seen…how do you even walk in those things
Was probably her Christmas card photo…
Where does one obtain shoes like this?
right over there
::points with foot:: –>
The shoes are missing some pieces. That’s the first issue with her but maybe their helping her balance into that contortment!
Eeeewwww! I can’t look at it.
this picture starts its own catergory AKWARD POSITIONS featuring a glass of orange juice.
This is what it looks like when sticking one’s foot in one’s mouth is taken literally.
looks like a “Minute maid” figure skating commercial !!
Those shoes are killer!!
This is one of thise pics where it is awkward when you scroll up instead of scrolling down.
I have to admit, it’s a pretty impressive move, but what is the purpose of the juice?
all this time I thought the foot bone was connected to the leg bone….
Im at a loss for words.
At first glance I thought the table was floating.
Oh, to be 12 again.
No one’s said anything about the SHOES! I’m impressed if she can walk in those…never mind the leg thing
Somewhere, orange juice spokeswoman Anita Bryant is uncomfortable. This is an obscenity, but she’s not sure why.
Good one! (Although you know there will be a lot of people reading that and thinkiing “Who’s Anita Bryant?”)
Brilliant reference. Anita would have been horrified on so many levels.
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Like the milk mustache…it’s the juice contortions!
What’s so awkward about that? It isn’t like she is holding the glass with her foot or anything……
Oh, I can do that! Oh course, I would need a bone-saw to make it happen.
I think this one would have made a bigger impact on me if she was holding the glass of (??juice??) with her foot instead of her hand. lol What do ya think? Can someone please explain why she has something to drink in the pic while she is contorting?
Yes, I am wondering where the juice fits in?
Laurie, she got stuck in that position, and was thirsty. She might still be there, stuck on that table.
Perhaps it was part of a failed campaign to make Orange Juice replace Milk as the liquid that does a body good?
I think it’s to show us that contortionists are just like the rest of us?
the drink contains the morphine required to actually do this manuver…
Too bad these pictures don’t come with phone numbers…
i was thinking that too. i would love to call some of them to ask them why. wow. just…wow.
Don’t think that’s what in Kyle’s mind…
I don’t think that’s why Kyle wants her number.
How about a pretzle to go with that drink? (Nice shoes!!!)
I gotta give it to her for the cool shoes. Though the rest of her just makes me hurt.
I wonder if she is single….
lm*o! I was waiting for this comment.
LOL I knew someone was gonna go there!
I was thinking the exact same thing! She’s cute!
i hope you’re under 18, otherwise you need to be slapped. that girl is YOUNG
My earlier comment stands….Even IF she were old enough this is a total turn off. She almost looks arachnid-like. *shiver*
OMG! You think you’ve seen every category of awkward and then there’s this.
Please convince me that this is not real. My mind will never be at peace again.
What’s up with the shoe?
Just don’t lean on the crazy levitating table of doom!
That is just uncalled for, really.
WOW! So THAT was the Thanksgiving entertainment at Marney’s! I guess after a few bottles of Clous du Bois wine, you can do anything!
LOL perfect Marneys-Name-Drop
probably not, that is not a “standard size” juice glass!
Do you really think this would be acceptable at Marney”s?
odd position aside – can we discuss those shoes?
Believe it or not, this is the first picture on this site that’s ever made me say, “WHAT THE HELL?!?”
Maybe not unbelievable but deeply impressive. You must have an amazingly high “awkwardness” threshold. We may need some of your family photos to check this out further. Where I come from holding guns in the bath, dressing up as Winnie the Pooh, or in costumes that look like bacon is, well, seriously awkward.
I am so disturbed by this picture….but, her shoes are kind of cool! Why the orange juice, though?
YES!!! WHY THE ORANGE JUICE!!! I’ve seen shoes like that before… contortionism is kinda cool in my book… but why the combination of contortionism, high fashion shoes, and ORANGE JUICE?
The oj makes the pose more casual, like “Hey, I’m just hanging out, inverted, drinking some juice…”
“…just like my homies back in the hood.”
It’s icky looking orange juice, too. Maybe it’s really carrot juice or something.
Is that supposed to be a leaf pattern on her costume or is that her ribs? At first glance, it looked like a skeleton left over from halloween.
lol. That was my first thought too!!
Is she holding the glass with her foot?
Even ten glasses a day still won’t help me do this!
one more word…yuck
That is just painful to look at. Who would attach the heel of a shoe to its instep? Freaks, that’s who!
folks, we’ve reached the pinnacle of awkwardness. it’s all semi-awkward from here on out.
I LOVE HER SHOES!!
Notice the bottom of her shoe. It’s like a kick-stand to help her stand there. Also, notice the ball of the hip bone. She could hurt someone doing the “bump” with them!
if i had those shoes i could do it too
Awkward OJ moment
Hey! Get your foot off the table!
lol that was funny =)
Oh My God-It’s a full body shelf!
Ummm…. just, WHY?
This completely freaks me out!
That is most disturbing. What is up with the “heel” on whichever foot of hers is on the ground?!? Oh, my retinas!
most likely there is no actual heel, just that little platform you can see behind the balls of her feet, helping her keep balance and hoist her leg up
It looks like her shoe is on up-side down to me.
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