The Juice

September 18th, 2009

The Juice - Kids

Drinking a glass a day will not help you do this.

(submitted by Lucy)

227 Responses to “The Juice”

  1. Monica Key says:

    Patty was anxious to return to school after the tragic accident. Mom told her that the kids wouldn’t notice the leg thing.

  2. Summer says:

    WooooooHoooooo. Extreme yoga move. This girl put alot of work into achieving this type of flexability. I’m impressed…

  3. Molly says:

    its like “oh you know just drinking some juice nothing special”. maybe thats what she drinks for breakfast every morning.

  4. Teri says:

    Those shoes are Smashing!!

  5. dee says:

    I want her shoes!!!!!!!!

  6. Jorie says:

    Its weird… But its hard to look away…

  7. Kimberly says:

    This pic clearly illustrates the dangers of rickets.

  8. NH says:

    To explain the glass, the twisting of the leg around the opposite shoulder cleanses the body of toxins which exit from the nostrils.

  9. Padron says:

    Criminey, people! Stop asking, “(cue dumb voice and head-scratching) I wonder how the juice fits into this picture?” It does not fit the picture and THAT’S EXACTLY WHY IT’S AWKWARD! To the AFP admins, I regret to inform you that your quest to “spread the awkwardness” has failed on account of the public’s lack of awkward awareness… although if every one were aware of awkwardness, there wouldn’t be any of it.

    • Camille says:

      I would think the constant mention of the juice in an incredulous manner would be a perfect example of the public’s awareness of the awkwardness…not an obliviousness to it…

  10. Coline says:

    lol, i love the casual pose.

  11. Clint says:

    Beano? Sure hope so….*prrrrrppt*

  12. Yellowbuttonmom says:

    Is that a band-aid on her big toe? So tacky… %)

  13. Jenna says:

    Loose as juice!

  14. kandee says:

    What the …? Is her torso facing us or is it away from us? I honestly can’t tell! Dear God, I need a Vicodin just looking at this awkward leg-over-the-shoulder-holding-a-glass-of-something-while-armshelving-on-a-levitating-table-and-looking-casual-pic. Argh – my back!

    OTOH — I SO want those shoes! And, that doesn’t look like OJ to me – more like carrot juice.

  15. Shelby says:

    Looks like a dance photograph.. maybe juice had something to do with the song?

  16. Susie says:

    Maybe it’s calcium fortified juice and she’s drinking it to build up for the back surgery she’s going to need from using such bad form.

  17. barbett says:

    “ok honey just hold the OJ now and we will photoshop the milk in later. Now your best got milk expresion”

  18. jenniep says:

    is her right knee backwards?????????????????? ouchies

  19. Maya B says:

    Looks like she’s going to mark her territory.

  20. Sluggie says:

    My back is hurting just looking at this.
    Not sure why the juice is necessary in this pic…

  21. Richard Davies says:

    Maybe it’s cod liver oil in the glass, & this is to show how supple it makes your joints.

  22. Tall Tom says:

    That’s not normal fabric either. Most clothing would bunch and grab.

  23. Rick says:

    I could have had a V8.

  24. Meh says:

    This girl looks no older than 13. Clear your dirty minds, you old farts.

  25. JJ says:

    Homegirl was just chillaxin havin a sip of o.j. when asked to pose for a candid,just act natural no pressure….I guess the leaves on her get-up are to remind her not to ”fall” hardy har har!

  26. Lauren says:


  27. AZSally says:

    Why has no one noticed that her tights have either a tear in the crotch or the pattern goes all the way to the crotch. One should check that prior to contorting with juice.

  28. K.M. Jones says:

    You think you’re impressed by the leg move? How ’bout that disappearing heel trick?!

  29. Esz says:

    I’m totally diggin those shoes too!! Awesome!

  30. coopie says:

    I’m not impressed…, if she were holding the juice with that FOOT….THEN I’d be impressed!

  31. Karen says:

    All I’m gonna say….Ouch!

  32. Robin says:

    Could be a Romanian Olympic gymnast in an add for orange juice, or maybe carrot juice? Either way, it surpasses awkwardness and goes straight to disturbing. DISTURBING!

  33. Pipergirl says:

    Well…the instructions on the juice carton did say to “fold and bend back”.

    (I’m just grateful no-one said “Oh, that is SO photoshopped” – this is just too messed up to be photoshopped!)

  34. Carolyn says:

    Bikini wax? no problem…

  35. Carolyn says:

    This pic makes me want to puke up Juice, and I haven’t even drank any? Wrong on so many levels especially face level…mmmmmmmm

  36. PopCollector says:

    I wonder what would happen is she sneezed in that position. Yikes!

  37. Craig says:

    I don’t understand what the problem is. This isn’t a normal pose for most women?

  38. Lilly says:

    I drink a glass a day to PREVENT this sort of thing. This will NOT help the orange growers of America!

  39. DC says:

    I wonder what the photo is for. Perhaps blown up and framed in her living room?

    Now if she could take a sip with her foot, that would really be something!

  40. Ryan says:

    I’m in love….

  41. Amy says:

    That’s really scary!

  42. coolmcfinn says:

    Juice?! What an odd choice for a prop.

  43. Lynda Kaye says:

    Forget the incredible flexibility as she is definitely a contortionist . . . I’m digging on the shoes!

  44. You Know Who says:

    Reminds me of a deer I hit on the highway before. Bones were sticking out – all mangled. So rare to find them smiling like this one however.

  45. Christin says:

    Her hips are like an optical illusion. She’s standing on her right foot, I think. But her other foot is over her right shoulder. And where her torso ends, I truthfully can’t tell if I’m looking at her front or butt; both seem plausible, and either way I can’t figure out how she’s rotated like that.

  46. Tan says:

    The juice is natural…her body position is not. Wow!!! O_o

  47. Lydia says:

    Juice. Why juice. Why at all. Dear Lord Baby Jesus make it stop.

  48. calicious says:

    Wow, disturbing. And why the OJ?

  49. Krista says:

    Holy hell–it took several views to realize her leg is over the OPPOSITE shoulder!

  50. Bethany says:

    is the juice really necessary?

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