Drinking a glass a day will not help you do this.
(submitted by Lucy)
Patty was anxious to return to school after the tragic accident. Mom told her that the kids wouldn’t notice the leg thing.
WooooooHoooooo. Extreme yoga move. This girl put alot of work into achieving this type of flexability. I’m impressed…
its like “oh you know just drinking some juice nothing special”. maybe thats what she drinks for breakfast every morning.
Those shoes are Smashing!!
I want her shoes!!!!!!!!
Its weird… But its hard to look away…
This pic clearly illustrates the dangers of rickets.
To explain the glass, the twisting of the leg around the opposite shoulder cleanses the body of toxins which exit from the nostrils.
that is all.
Criminey, people! Stop asking, “(cue dumb voice and head-scratching) I wonder how the juice fits into this picture?” It does not fit the picture and THAT’S EXACTLY WHY IT’S AWKWARD! To the AFP admins, I regret to inform you that your quest to “spread the awkwardness” has failed on account of the public’s lack of awkward awareness… although if every one were aware of awkwardness, there wouldn’t be any of it.
I would think the constant mention of the juice in an incredulous manner would be a perfect example of the public’s awareness of the awkwardness…not an obliviousness to it…
lol, i love the casual pose.
Beano? Sure hope so….*prrrrrppt*
No kidding! Your lower GI better be completely empty before attempting this.
Is that a band-aid on her big toe? So tacky… %)
Loose as juice!
What the …? Is her torso facing us or is it away from us? I honestly can’t tell! Dear God, I need a Vicodin just looking at this awkward leg-over-the-shoulder-holding-a-glass-of-something-while-armshelving-on-a-levitating-table-and-looking-casual-pic. Argh – my back!
OTOH — I SO want those shoes! And, that doesn’t look like OJ to me – more like carrot juice.
Looks like a dance photograph.. maybe juice had something to do with the song?
Maybe it’s calcium fortified juice and she’s drinking it to build up for the back surgery she’s going to need from using such bad form.
“ok honey just hold the OJ now and we will photoshop the milk in later. Now your best got milk expresion”
is her right knee backwards?????????????????? ouchies
Looks like she’s going to mark her territory.
*snork* that’s funny!
My back is hurting just looking at this.
Not sure why the juice is necessary in this pic…
Maybe it’s cod liver oil in the glass, & this is to show how supple it makes your joints.
That’s not normal fabric either. Most clothing would bunch and grab.
I could have had a V8.
This girl looks no older than 13. Clear your dirty minds, you old farts.
Homegirl was just chillaxin havin a sip of o.j. when asked to pose for a candid,just act natural no pressure….I guess the leaves on her get-up are to remind her not to ”fall” hardy har har!
Why has no one noticed that her tights have either a tear in the crotch or the pattern goes all the way to the crotch. One should check that prior to contorting with juice.
Good eye! Totally missed that! Too creeped out to look that closely!
I think that the pants are patterned a little, check out down by her ankle, the pattern seems to go down her leg. I don’t think it’s a tear in her outfit.
You think you’re impressed by the leg move? How ’bout that disappearing heel trick?!
I’m totally diggin those shoes too!! Awesome!
I’m not impressed…..now, if she were holding the juice with that FOOT….THEN I’d be impressed!
All I’m gonna say….Ouch!
Could be a Romanian Olympic gymnast in an add for orange juice, or maybe carrot juice? Either way, it surpasses awkwardness and goes straight to disturbing. DISTURBING!
Well…the instructions on the juice carton did say to “fold and bend back”.
(I’m just grateful no-one said “Oh, that is SO photoshopped” – this is just too messed up to be photoshopped!)
Bikini wax? no problem…
This pic makes me want to puke up Juice, and I haven’t even drank any? Wrong on so many levels especially face level…mmmmmmmm
I wonder what would happen is she sneezed in that position. Yikes!
Best use of imagination in a comment (so far) …
I don’t understand what the problem is. This isn’t a normal pose for most women?
I drink a glass a day to PREVENT this sort of thing. This will NOT help the orange growers of America!
I wonder what the photo is for. Perhaps blown up and framed in her living room?
Now if she could take a sip with her foot, that would really be something!
I’m in love….
Tee hee! I thought some guy would say that:)
ARE YOU NUTS?! This is borderline repulsive. She looks like she should be spinning a web or jumping out of a trap door or something. YEEESH!
That’s really scary!
Juice?! What an odd choice for a prop.
I agree. For me, the juice is what makes it awkward. Otherwise, it is an awesome portrait of her bendy skills.
Forget the incredible flexibility as she is definitely a contortionist . . . I’m digging on the shoes!
yea.. the shoes, they are definetley ackward!
Yeah, I was wondering about the shoes. How the…what the….
I know, they’re interesting..but not as my mom would say age appropriate.
does she just have the one shoe on???
is the other shoe even necessary???
Not age appropriate? They are flat sandals that are flexible enough for her to be able to stand on the balls of her feet. Sort of like a stylistic ballet slipper. What in the WORLD about that isn’t “age appropriate?”
Reminds me of a deer I hit on the highway before. Bones were sticking out – all mangled. So rare to find them smiling like this one however.
LM*O! Nice one
.. and drinking juice ..
Her hips are like an optical illusion. She’s standing on her right foot, I think. But her other foot is over her right shoulder. And where her torso ends, I truthfully can’t tell if I’m looking at her front or butt; both seem plausible, and either way I can’t figure out how she’s rotated like that.
that’s her front. wow. not awkward….disturbing!!!
The juice is natural…her body position is not. Wow!!! O_o
Juice. Why juice. Why at all. Dear Lord Baby Jesus make it stop.
Wow, disturbing. And why the OJ?
Holy hell–it took several views to realize her leg is over the OPPOSITE shoulder!
is the juice really necessary?
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