I dunno – at first he looks pretty benign, but then you look at her expression, then back at his, there is something a bit sinister. Maybe it’s just the amber tint to his glasses.
It’s not just her scared face, it’s her body language. The arm “shield” screams that she does not want this man to be touching so close. Meanwhile, his lowered eye focus comes off as a bit creepy to me.
Boyfriend: This is the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.
Girlfriend: Just smile and get the photo over with and then tomorrow you can dump his clingy a**.
It seriously looks like she just realized she didn’t want to be with him anymore.
That woman’s expression shouts EEK…don’t touch me…..!!!
I can just imagine the photographer saying, “ok, honey, just look relaxed and happy and give us a natural smile”…….and please relax your shoulders”…..etc………some people just aren’t photogenic no…… matter what.
The guy is probably a sweetheart too. Without her in the picture he just looks like the friendly grandfatherly type.
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thanks for the laughs! this is hilarious. xox
Never outfit your camera with a silencer.
You can almost hear his eyes saying “my precious!” a la LOTR….
She has the same look on her face that I get when I encounter the yellow tinted glasses – they give me the creeps!
She just figured out that the man in the photo is not her husband as he whispers “Happy Halloween” into her ear.
I dunno – at first he looks pretty benign, but then you look at her expression, then back at his, there is something a bit sinister. Maybe it’s just the amber tint to his glasses.
It’s not just her scared face, it’s her body language. The arm “shield” screams that she does not want this man to be touching so close. Meanwhile, his lowered eye focus comes off as a bit creepy to me.
As enough as been said of the lady’s fright, what about the absolute, psychotic confidence of the man?
Where’s his other hand??? Might explain the face…just sayin’…
he just told her they were off to marneys after this
Just LOLd at this comment!
What they don’t tell you is where his other hand is. Probably the reason for the uncomfortable surprise in her expression.
That’s what I thought. Either that, or the one you can see on her bare arm is really cold.
HAHAHA!! Nice! That’s a good one.
Her expression makes me wonder if there’s a knife in his other hand. Or a dead chicken. Maybe both?
She FINALLY said yes!
Frightened arm shelf?
Wilford Brimley never looked so scary…
The negotiator (Sorry is i spelled it wrong) gave up so he gave the bank robber his mother.
It does make you wonder what his other hand is doing.
“Remember what happened to your sister? Now SMILE!”
Sometimes they look like a dear, and sometimes they look like a deer.
OMG she’s going to start an sos with her eyes and teeth!!
What you can’t see is the gun in her ribs just below the frame.
She doesn’t take a good pic. That said, I think this is cute….
She looks like a hostage.
HAHAHA! She looks petrified…
Look what I won at the Picnic Basket Auction – some great food and this delicious lady!!
Help! He finally found me!
The hostage situation was resolved without a shot being fired.
Boyfriend: This is the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.
Girlfriend: Just smile and get the photo over with and then tomorrow you can dump his clingy a**.
It seriously looks like she just realized she didn’t want to be with him anymore.
This is the: “I’m going to give my best smile but am going to dump him tomorrow because he’s wayyy too clingy” look.
Ah, too bad there’t not an edit button. I’d change that “no….matter what” to
……..no matter what.
yes. i had to read that one over again.
yeah, and you could change “there’t not an edit button” to “there’s not an edit button” also. :p
PJay…I looooooooove that you called yourself out on that! Awesome.
That woman’s expression shouts EEK…don’t touch me…..!!!
I can just imagine the photographer saying, “ok, honey, just look relaxed and happy and give us a natural smile”…….and please relax your shoulders”…..etc………some people just aren’t photogenic no…… matter what.
The guy is probably a sweetheart too. Without her in the picture he just looks like the friendly grandfatherly type.
an unfortunate victim of “bad picture smile”
Is that the folk singer Roger Whittaker? Also looks almost like the photographer got a bit sloshed set the timer and crashed the womans portrait…
OMG Steve!!! That’s awesome! It DEFINITELY looks like the photographer got drunk and crashed her picture.
Best comment ever!
hahahahahahahaha!!!
That is hysterical, and quite possibly exactly what happened……..lol.
Even after all these years, Janis was still uncomfortable with public displays of affection…
She’s OK with him, it’s the photographer that she’s not sure about.
Awww. Now seriously, if it wasn’t for her terrified expression on her face, this would have made an adorable photo.
Yeah, just that one little thing – terror
Her eyebrow says it all.
Oh No…not the yawn, stretch, drop the arm around the shoulders move. I think he’s trying to cop a feel.
Aahhh! Cold hands!
I’m pretty sure he’s holding a gun in his other hand.
now THIS makes me laugh….omg that woman is priceless
Looks like a hostage situation via sears photo
LOL That sums it up perfectly.
This one really made me laugh. I love her expression!
“Sorry I ate that boiled cabbage lastnight, honey … try to pretend you don’t notice.”
Her eyes are screaming “Help Me!!!”
If this picture were a video, you`d see her eyes blinking in Morse code-Please help me! I`m being being held captive. Please hurry!
oh anteeker… I screamed in laughter when I read the Morse code comment…. you are so right!
More like they’re screaming, “Don’t leave me alone with him.”
There’s no way she’s gonna squirm out of that kung fu grip he has on her.
Poor lady seems to be on the verge of tears – sort of a half-grimace forced smile.
The scroll down effect – at first I thought he was chucking her on the chin…
After reading your post I checked out the photo again. LOL totally looks like it!
so…what’s awkward here?
she doesnt know him
LOL! Exactly. She’s being held against her will here.
WOW! that’s a look of fright if i’ve ever seen one. “we’re going to be together forever, honey. right? …. RIGHT?!!??”
Well said, Robert. Although she may have just been worried about being tardy for a party.