September 18th, 2009

Soulmates - Mom & Dad

Somebody in this photo isn’t so sure.

(submitted by Jerry)

83 Responses to “Soulmates”

  1. Kat says:

    thanks for the laughs! this is hilarious. xox

  2. Never outfit your camera with a silencer.

  3. Just me says:

    You can almost hear his eyes saying “my precious!” a la LOTR….

  4. binkymae says:

    She has the same look on her face that I get when I encounter the yellow tinted glasses – they give me the creeps!

  5. NH says:

    She just figured out that the man in the photo is not her husband as he whispers “Happy Halloween” into her ear.

  6. Anne says:

    I dunno – at first he looks pretty benign, but then you look at her expression, then back at his, there is something a bit sinister. Maybe it’s just the amber tint to his glasses.

  7. Liz says:

    It’s not just her scared face, it’s her body language. The arm “shield” screams that she does not want this man to be touching so close. Meanwhile, his lowered eye focus comes off as a bit creepy to me.

  8. Flim Springfield says:

    As enough as been said of the lady’s fright, what about the absolute, psychotic confidence of the man?

  9. Coreylyn says:

    Where’s his other hand??? Might explain the face…just sayin’…

  10. jenniep says:

    he just told her they were off to marneys after this

  11. Christi says:

    What they don’t tell you is where his other hand is. Probably the reason for the uncomfortable surprise in her expression.

  12. verbose71 says:

    Her expression makes me wonder if there’s a knife in his other hand. Or a dead chicken. Maybe both?

  13. Karen says:

    Frightened arm shelf?

  14. T says:

    Wilford Brimley never looked so scary…

  15. cynthia says:

    The negotiator (Sorry is i spelled it wrong) gave up so he gave the bank robber his mother.

  16. Vikki says:

    It does make you wonder what his other hand is doing.

  17. Jim says:

    “Remember what happened to your sister? Now SMILE!”

  18. jnmcnally says:

    Sometimes they look like a dear, and sometimes they look like a deer.

  19. Rebelle says:

    OMG she’s going to start an sos with her eyes and teeth!!

  20. Craig says:

    What you can’t see is the gun in her ribs just below the frame.

  21. wish says:

    She doesn’t take a good pic. That said, I think this is cute….

  22. Kattjake says:

    She looks like a hostage.

  23. cheesewhiz says:

    HAHAHA! She looks petrified…

  24. XLscooper says:

    Look what I won at the Picnic Basket Auction – some great food and this delicious lady!!

  25. Elizabeth says:

    Help! He finally found me!

  26. Piglet says:

    The hostage situation was resolved without a shot being fired.

  27. Allison says:

    Boyfriend: This is the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.
    Girlfriend: Just smile and get the photo over with and then tomorrow you can dump his clingy a**.

    It seriously looks like she just realized she didn’t want to be with him anymore.

  28. Allison says:

    This is the: “I’m going to give my best smile but am going to dump him tomorrow because he’s wayyy too clingy” look.

  29. PJay says:

    Ah, too bad there’t not an edit button. I’d change that “no….matter what” to
    …… matter what.

  30. PJay says:

    That woman’s expression shouts EEK…don’t touch me…..!!!
    I can just imagine the photographer saying, “ok, honey, just look relaxed and happy and give us a natural smile”…….and please relax your shoulders”…..etc………some people just aren’t photogenic no…… matter what.

    The guy is probably a sweetheart too. Without her in the picture he just looks like the friendly grandfatherly type.

  31. Amy says:

    an unfortunate victim of “bad picture smile”

  32. steve says:

    Is that the folk singer Roger Whittaker? Also looks almost like the photographer got a bit sloshed set the timer and crashed the womans portrait…

  33. Jennifer says:

    Even after all these years, Janis was still uncomfortable with public displays of affection…

  34. Zee says:

    She’s OK with him, it’s the photographer that she’s not sure about.

  35. You Know Who says:

    Awww. Now seriously, if it wasn’t for her terrified expression on her face, this would have made an adorable photo.

  36. Xtina says:

    Her eyebrow says it all.

  37. hcky chick says:

    Oh No…not the yawn, stretch, drop the arm around the shoulders move. I think he’s trying to cop a feel.

  38. Dr Lump says:

    Aahhh! Cold hands!

  39. O.P.P. says:

    I’m pretty sure he’s holding a gun in his other hand.

  40. julie says:

    now THIS makes me laugh….omg that woman is priceless

  41. meekameek says:

    Looks like a hostage situation via sears photo

  42. Nancy says:

    This one really made me laugh. I love her expression!

  43. Jenany says:

    “Sorry I ate that boiled cabbage lastnight, honey … try to pretend you don’t notice.”

  44. Cassie says:

    Her eyes are screaming “Help Me!!!”

  45. Miss Jane says:

    There’s no way she’s gonna squirm out of that kung fu grip he has on her.

  46. Rick says:

    Poor lady seems to be on the verge of tears – sort of a half-grimace forced smile.

  47. Mel says:

    The scroll down effect – at first I thought he was chucking her on the chin…

  48. so? says:

    so…what’s awkward here?

  49. Robert says:

    WOW! that’s a look of fright if i’ve ever seen one. “we’re going to be together forever, honey. right? …. RIGHT?!!??”

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