Something about this photo just makes me feel uncomfortable. Imagine how intimidated the boys’ girlfriends must be after seeing them hold mom like this….
If you look closer you’d notice that his hand is cupped but not underneath her breast, her ribs are probably resting on his ribs and his hands come up a bit further. Whatever the case at least he has a good hold on her so she doesn’t drop.
Great photo, and the guys are cute as can be, but I feel sorry for the guy on the right, his hand is almost having to touch her boob just to keep her up…..very awkward to almost touch your mom’s boob.
Cunningly, the middle son’s arm is covering her wrinkly knees… which would have been a dead give away to her real age. I’m just jealous, of course, she is beautiful.
As much as I was convinced the colour photo was fake I’m equally satisfied that this one is for real, not photoshopped. Still awkward though. So very awkward.
Therapy. This is definitely gonna take a bunch of therapy. Ick.
Mom, can’t we just go to JC Penney’s like the other families? No, no, Dad, don’t make that sound again, please????
The mom looked familiar to me and I realized I watched a episode of Wife Swap with her on it. Her name is Dena Anne Weiner and those are her sons. Not Photo Shopped.
The head of thw woman looks photoshopped, but regardless of that, the boys look very uncomfortable with the pose. So whoever the woman actually is, they don’t want to hold her like this.
Well, if not photshopped, then she needs to get out the crossword puzzles, because she’s obviously worked every muscle group from the neck down, leaving her brain a puny little appendage that thinks pix like this are appropriate.
She was a scholarship athlete. Graduated 4th in her High School class of 699, and was on the National Gymnastic team in the 70′s and would have made the Olymics if Carter didn’t boycott the 80 games. Besides she is a great cook and mother to her three boys. How do I know this Amice, well I have known her for 28 years, and have been married to her for 21 years. You might want to get your facts straight, before you make statements like you did. By the way, I took the picture and no it wasn’t photo shopped!
If she graduated HS in ’69 then she would currently be about 60. So either you don’t actually know her or she lies on her website. Either way, she looks great.
This woman and her sons were on Wife Swap a couple of years ago!!! She was super into health and body building and her sons were in every sport possible. Traded lives with a lazy family… one of my favorite episodes!
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It would be REALLY awkward if that was Dad….
Something about this photo just makes me feel uncomfortable. Imagine how intimidated the boys’ girlfriends must be after seeing them hold mom like this….
She could’ve switched up the bathing suit at least!!!
I loves it!
i know this family this is a real portrait hahahahahhah!
Keith,
You mention your wife is intelligent and a good mother to your son’s. Congratulations on the marriage and many happy returns.
She is beautiful and seems lovely.
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What’s awkward about touching your mum’s boob?
FYI, we all came out of vajayjay, and when you were a baby, you suck on your mummy’s teat.
And when your mum is sick when she’s older, you’re the one to clean her up.
You are weird. What ISN’T wrong with a teenage boy touching his healthy mom’s boob for no apparant reason than to pose for a very awkward picture?
If you look closer you’d notice that his hand is cupped but not underneath her breast, her ribs are probably resting on his ribs and his hands come up a bit further. Whatever the case at least he has a good hold on her so she doesn’t drop.
That boy on the left is just HOT!
Great photo, and the guys are cute as can be, but I feel sorry for the guy on the right, his hand is almost having to touch her boob just to keep her up…..very awkward to almost touch your mom’s boob.
I think these boys went to my highschool… wow……
Cunningly, the middle son’s arm is covering her wrinkly knees… which would have been a dead give away to her real age. I’m just jealous, of course, she is beautiful.
It’s Mom-Son Fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
best caption ever!
what’s up with her small left toe?
maybe mom is a quad and the boys are too proud of her to let her live life in a chair!
As much as I was convinced the colour photo was fake I’m equally satisfied that this one is for real, not photoshopped. Still awkward though. So very awkward.
Awkward.
It’s great these sons are so supportive of their mother.
ZING!
She’s a cardboard cut out, right?
I don’t know who these boys are, but they’re cuties!
UGH! So inappropriate!! What is mom thinking??
Do you think every time they introduce their mother she jumps into this pose? I bet meet the teacher night was awkward.
After Dad locked the family out of the house, the boys picked up Mom and used her as a battering ram.
Hahahahahaha!!!!!
This is so photoshopped, sorry, her face does not match the tone of her body nor do the dudes heads…nice try though.
Do you know nothing about light, shadows and composition? This is real, sadly real.
Not photoshopped. This is an actual family and these are her sons.
Dude………awesome surfboard!
That poor guy on the far right… “Must…not…touch…Mom’s…boob!”
Hah!
I know, even their poor hands are awkward.
Oh well…life of the rich and “beautiful”.
I know… that’s the funniest part to me!!
Therapy. This is definitely gonna take a bunch of therapy. Ick.
Mom, can’t we just go to JC Penney’s like the other families? No, no, Dad, don’t make that sound again, please????
Is the son on the right actually holding his mom’s boob? *Shudders*
Yeah, it’s hilarious that the son on the right is definitely not trying to have his fingertips touch anything. Poor guy.
“DOn’t touch Mom’s boob. . . don’t touch Mom’s boob. . . don’t touch Mom’s boob. . .”
that looks so awkward – that poor guy on the right. wouldn’t mind a picture of the guys by themself though…they are total hotties!
Nothing awkward about this photo that I can see…except that Seth’s thumb looks like a deformed pinkie toe…
The pearl bracelet looks oddly out of place. I think it is draw the eye away from the white hand. Michael Jackson would have suggested a glove.
I just laughed out loud!!! Michael Jackson!!!……a glove!!!! RAD
“Love you son!”
“Trying not to touch you mom!”
LMAO. nice.
The mom looked familiar to me and I realized I watched a episode of Wife Swap with her on it. Her name is Dena Anne Weiner and those are her sons. Not Photo Shopped.
Awkward as hell, but the boys are hot. Not gonna lie
I was thinking the same thing!!
huh? oh! they’re holding someone! didn’t even notice because i was way too busy looking at them. total hotties.
The pinky toe is the guys thumb
It’s the boy at the other end who has the awkward “hold”…it’s his mom for goodness sakes…”guys, can’t we scoot her down so I can grab the armpit?”
Looks like a scene from growing up gotti.
That it does.
I don’t think that’s her pinky toe, I think it’s the guy’s thumb…
The head of thw woman looks photoshopped, but regardless of that, the boys look very uncomfortable with the pose. So whoever the woman actually is, they don’t want to hold her like this.
Well, if not photshopped, then she needs to get out the crossword puzzles, because she’s obviously worked every muscle group from the neck down, leaving her brain a puny little appendage that thinks pix like this are appropriate.
She was a scholarship athlete. Graduated 4th in her High School class of 699, and was on the National Gymnastic team in the 70′s and would have made the Olymics if Carter didn’t boycott the 80 games. Besides she is a great cook and mother to her three boys. How do I know this Amice, well I have known her for 28 years, and have been married to her for 21 years. You might want to get your facts straight, before you make statements like you did. By the way, I took the picture and no it wasn’t photo shopped!
Aww now you wikipedia-d that sh** didn’t you?
If she graduated HS in ’69 then she would currently be about 60. So either you don’t actually know her or she lies on her website. Either way, she looks great.
Class of 669 (number of students), not class of (year) ’69.
699, that is.
Someones jealous….
Great photos! Ha!
There’s nothing wrong with her toe…it’s the guy’s thumb covering it.
This woman and her sons were on Wife Swap a couple of years ago!!! She was super into health and body building and her sons were in every sport possible. Traded lives with a lazy family… one of my favorite episodes!
Leah you are right her name is Dena Anne Weiner. She was on Wife Swap.
Which episode? What were their names?
Dena Anne Weiner it was in the post you replied to… REALLY?
REALLY?
He asked for THEIR names (the boys), not the MOM’S NAME AGAIN. COME ON.