Saturday Night Special: Mama’s Boys 2
September 19th, 2009
For the photoshop conspiracists.
Tags: brothers, matchy-matchy, mom, muscles, pose
Saturday Night Special: Mama’s Boys 2
AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Spreading the Awkwardness
The boys hands are whiter because of the way they’re holder her, think about it people! but there is no excuse for how badly she did the fake tan with her hands!
It’s not clear why they have to hold her body like that, when her bathing suit already has carrying handles on it.
LOL!!
Mummy on steroids.
Her had is very very white and arm is very dark! Maybe she tans with gloves on.
I think the picture would have a better effect if she had on slacks and a blouse. She is just to exposing.
Weeeeeeeeeird….
lefties hand’s freak me out…
real i know these people they were even on wife swap a few years ago
This is funny to spot out all the errors. Because when you look at it for a long time, non of it really makes sense. Dude on the left has a 2 tone left arm being the most obvious.
That’s called a shadow.
Ok I have three grown sons and I am still considered attractive, but they would chop their arms off before they posed for this picture holding me in a bikini.
Another version of the same Christmas Card. Oooohhh, won’t all of our friends be jealous?
I say we boogie
Shes covering her boobs with something i would dust my tv with.
You dust your tv with a bra?
So do I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Does that make me bad?)
all hail the queen of inappropriate behavior! bow down and prepare to carry your mother…. watch those fingers!
creepy, creepy, creepy.
unless, of course they’re in the circus.
but that would have to be the circus of invisible boundaries.
this is still fake, they cant be holding her look at the middle guys hands FAKE FAKE so sad people have to spend this much time on photoshop
and even more sad that people have to spend this much time shouting photo shopped at every picture they see.
Ugh…I can hear her judging her sons girlfriends, then speeding off in her 87 Firebird.
This woman is the spitting image of the actress Teri Garr (think Young Frankenstein)!
I think the guy on the far left is shooting a double barrell birdie at us.
“O.k., boys. I’VE decided how I want MY picture. You’ll all hold ME up like I’M a prize. Won’t that be fun! Yes, I’M wearing MY bikini for the picture. You just hold onto MY hips, and you-
PHOTOGRAPHER: Um, I think the boys are a little uncomfortable with this.
“Who’s paying you? Who’s paying you? Yeah, that’s what I thought. JUST TAKE MY GODDAMN PICTURE!!!”
LOL!
So you were there… it really isn’t a Photoshop! It’s official, folks, we have a witness!
Those guys must have a plethora of white tank tops in their closet. I guess I would too if I had arms like them. I bet they ask people if they want tickets to the gun show.
Am I the only one who noticed that her hands are SO much whiter than the rest of her?
i don’t know. maybe you should read all the comments before yours, but yeah, i don’t think anyone has noticed yet.
Surf’s up!
I love how the boy’s are lined up according to how tan they are: pale, tanned, burned!
There’s nothing sadder than when your mom gets a bit older and her gravity fails.
I can’t get my sons to stand NEXT to me in a photo…AND…besides this scenario being ultra-Freudian and creepy, she must really have the Jedi Mind Trick down pat to get them to actually pose like this…and twice to boot!!!!! oops…I just spitup a little in my mouth…
me too…
Is this a pic from Growning up Gotti? Oh, its not? My Mistake! lol!
Why is her hand so white?
Spray-tan mistake!
see the problem with the fake tans is that you start off strong, and by the time you get to the midriff, you realize there is not a chance you will have enough for the legs…hence…she is stark dark up top (except for the hands) and only slighty carotene on her legs. =0)
OMGoodness! its like she has hair on her arm, and then all of a sudden, there is NO hair! how horrible! i didnt notice that before!
That is just wrong.
oooo the one in the middle is my boyfriend! yummy
Way to have your sons present you to the world like a slab of meat Ikk!!
Can this woman stand on her own at all? Or did she have these children specifically for the purpose of toting her around for the rest of their lives?
I thought your comment was hilarious! I laughed out loud.
It’s a little like FDR and his sons — you know, how he had them work out so he could ‘walk’ over short distances with his powerful arms gripping theirs.
In this case we’re more in the area of Cleopatra in a litter. The principle’s the same, however.
I think that mom needs to be investigated for child abuse. This is just sick. If I were a photo psychologist, I would say that mom is a narcissist and the kids are in for years of therapy. How can she do not just once, but twice? Even if it’s Photoshopped? How embarrassing…
LM*O at “photo psychologist.”
Those kids are at least 22. They can decide for themselves whether or not they want to pose for mom’s bikini photo.
After the therapy, they’re gonna use her for a ramrod to break out of there!
Jew Bagels,
So you actually know this family?! I’ll need a phone number please! That’s one hot Mom! RATS! Palm trees in the background…she’s NOWHERE near Snowrider.
I’ll take the guy in the middle- rawr.
ditto…i keep going up to the picture and staring at him.
thats my boyfriend guys.. calm down.
Wow…I wish I looked like that after 3 kids…
haha i love the moms awkward left arm… what could AFP call this… Dangling hook arm? i dunno. think about it.
and for anyone who thinks this is photoshopped… have any of your USED photoshop?
this is legit… Sadly.
i mean *you
I think that’s called “I’m a little teapot”…
ya and look at how much more tan her arm is than her hand?
I wonder if they played rock/paper/scissor to see who got the boob hold?
How’d she get up there?
What girl in her right mind would want to have this woman as her mother in law? Can you imagine the pressure to get rid of the weight after having a baby?
To rebel, they are going to start dating full size women who make bacon cheeseburgers and milk shakes for dinner. They will come home smelling of French Fries and chocolate cake and the white pawed cougar will wonder will where she went wrong. I think is might have been the stripper heels and the boob hold, but that is just me.
thank you for that. really, thank you.
Can’t she get a new bathing suit?
I love that suit!
The “Mom” sure does look like a young Joanna Kerns (Growing Pains)
Google her image.
It is totally not photoshopped.
I went to high school with the boys, and the mom REALLY looks like that in real life.
How is it that in all the millions upon millions of people that live in this country, there is ALWAYS one person who knows/went to school with/was in jail with/worked at McD’s with the person or people in the disputed photograph? That never fails to amaze me.
Because there’s no way anyone can prove otherwise. In fact, I used bunk with the guy on the right at band camp. He plays a mean cello! She and I would run off in the woods behind their house while the boys were shopping for helmets for the High School badminton season and have a Ramen lunch every winter.
BTW, I’d feel a little creeped out if I was holding my mom sideways in a bikini for other stranger to drool and gawk at.
Uh, that may happen because someone needs to actively submit these photos to the site, and that person would naturally mention to his or her friends when it’s up. Yes?
Why would you doubt someone who calls themselves “Jew Bagles”… you’re the awkward one here!
j/k
She’s got a bit of an ego . . . or am I wrong?
2 reasons:
1. If their picture actually gets on the site they probably email a bunch of their friends and say, “Hey, we’re on the site!”
2. A lot of people look at this site… it’s not actually all that strange for a random reader to know someone on here. People know other people. It’s sort of the basis for you know… society!
I like how the boys are lined up by paleness
That made me laugh out loud!
Nice family photo. Looks like mama takes good care of herself. Boys look strong & healthy too.
sounds like you want to purchase them for a roast :p
whats most awkward about this pic is that the guy with the biggest arms has the thinnest legs… why do guys do that? they’re so focused on their arms they end up with hasselhoff legs.
That’s what steroids will do to ya.
I have three boys, and there is NO WAY i’d ever do something like this to them when they grow up. I love them too much. This gave me the creeps.
Can I have those guys???
Those Guys= Hotties
They don’t go anywhere without their mom. It’s a package deal.
LOL!
…only if I get Mom!
For you photoshop truthers: You’re right — There are no real photos. EVERYTHING is photoshopped, man.
Hah! This made me laugh out loud. And I quite admire the term “Photoshop truthers.”
The bane of all photography-based sites.
That dude on the left is really cute.
Think the therapist gives group rate?
Don’t know they’ll need it! The therapy is going to be for their girlfriends or wives when they can’t look as good as mom!
DYSFUNCTION JUNCTION!
I feel sorry for their girlfriends and future wives.
Looks legit.
Sadly.
yeah, some people just really do have tiny heads. they just do.
Sure does-Boys could’ve gotten a tan for this though!
She could have tanned her hands too! Haha.