Answering the age old question, “Can one get too tan?”
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this is what my fake tan looked like last time i had it done!
On the bright side, look how white it makes her teeth look.
and also how white her neck looks!
And how blonde her hair looks
were the kids hogging up all the sunscreen?
It’s too pink to be spray-on – faux tans come out orange – especially in pictures. The boys must have been wearing bodysuits and SPF 195 to stay pale, because the dad looks medium rare.
lol i just appreciate your description of “medium rare”.
Seriously…. I would think about relocating to a remote place in Alaska to let that tan wear off.
I live in Alaska, we’d laugh at that here too. During summer we have the midnight sun, which means we are in shorts all the time. Maybe if she came up during winter (parkas, scarves & etc) she MIGHT not get completely teased! Maybe… =)
I do feel bad about that tan… Maybe she was thinking that if she made everyone else dress in white, she wouldn’t stand out so much..
Ha! Totally reminds me of the episode of “Seinfeld” where Kramer is tanning using butter…basically basting himself…and ends up looking like the Thanksgiving turkey! Yep, definitely a similarity…
I think I got skin cancer just by looking at this picture.
HAHAHA! that just made me laugh for a long time
You look like a really happy family. Your love for each other is obvious. In Australia we have no ozone layer, we all use SPF 30+ at least. Perhaps mum was too busy looking after her boys to remember herself.
one of these kids is friend’s with my brother. The family’s FROM Australia.
from australia on holiday in Bali… hop skip and a jump from aussie. Notice the T.
Yes…the mum looks like she’s lived in far north Queensland her entire life, before falling asleep on the beach in bali.
I think the best part is the big white patch on her throat. Must have spent a bunch of time either looking down or else she had one of those reflectors resting right there.
I think if she dyed her hair brown it would make it better.
Geez…her dermatologist is going to retire after dealing with this.
She reminds me of the text books that show people with out their skin….
Her tan is shocking…but what I really want to know, is what that kid’s shirt says!
Bali. I love Bali.
ooooh…..
I heart Baltimore
One of my great aunts used to do this every year… she is around her 70s and has had ridiculous skin cancer for about 20 years.
I’m saying this is NOT a spray-on or fake tan. It’s the same tan, albeit not nearly as extreme, that I get when I read on the beach. Every now and then you have to put down the book.
it’s like Malibu Barbie (with the tan lines and all).
Homegirl needs some SPF stat! Seriously, this is no laughing matter. I hope this is not a regular habit of hers because she might as well move into the dermatologist’s office. Not to mention developing a permanent wrinkled rawhide look…
I love that the youngest boy is a red-head.
it’s okay, we just call them “Demons” now.
I think you mean “too tanned”.
Even George Hamilton is amazed by this photo
now thats white collar….
The skin on her face must feel so tight. Ouch. If that started out as a burn it must have been agony.
that can’t be healthy.
Damn… That’s just…
LMAO!!! and she looks proud to look like that too! happy and proud!
I’ll take MELANOMA for $500, Alex!
What is that boys shirt about to say…?
I heart Bali… it’s a touristic T-shirt.
Oven roasted, toaster over, over easy, microwaved comes to mind.
Maybe we can put this with the Marnie post as a kind of Thanksgiving duo, ’cause that’s the color the turkey needs to be!
That is a tanning bed tan if I’ve ever seen one. That’s why the white line under her neck. Happened to me several times. No where near as extreme thank doG. LOL
too tan! ewwiee! it looks wierd!
Maybe this is the negative.
This is the first time I laughed out loud on this site! Funny
LOL-i seriously hope this was photoshopped!! i feel awful for this woman if this is the actual picture! she’s never living this one down…
Makes me NOT want to go in any kind of SUNLIGHT. This is EPICALLY scary.
I really know people who look like that. What is sad is that they think it looks good.
What does that kids shirt say?
I love Bali
Dear Lord! lol.
This picture is almost too painful to look at.
But may I add that the boys are absolutely adorable!
She looks like Ross from Friends.
Well done!
haha, looks like his shirt says “I heart Balls”
Well that’s what Aussies when they go to Bali. My friend came back during winter that tanned, but her’s looked nicer because it was much more even.
But anyway, HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOOD LORD!!!!! Working on our melanoma, are we?
noooooooo
that poor lady!
I can’t stop laughing! OMG! I’d better invest in Depends before I go any farther on this site!
I wonder how much skin came off in her husbands hand after the picture was taken…..
how did those kids end up freckle faced gingers?!
Oh my… Ouch.
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