Sunkist

Answering the age old question, “Can one get too tan?”

(submitted by Jasper)

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215 Responses to “Sunkist”

  1. Julie says:

    this is what my fake tan looked like last time i had it done!

  2. Donna says:

    On the bright side, look how white it makes her teeth look.

  3. imlovingattention says:

    were the kids hogging up all the sunscreen?

  4. Boppie says:

    It’s too pink to be spray-on – faux tans come out orange – especially in pictures. The boys must have been wearing bodysuits and SPF 195 to stay pale, because the dad looks medium rare.

  5. RLO says:

    Seriously…. I would think about relocating to a remote place in Alaska to let that tan wear off.

    • akprincess72 says:

      I live in Alaska, we’d laugh at that here too. During summer we have the midnight sun, which means we are in shorts all the time. Maybe if she came up during winter (parkas, scarves & etc) she MIGHT not get completely teased! Maybe… =)

  6. ThatChick says:

    I do feel bad about that tan… Maybe she was thinking that if she made everyone else dress in white, she wouldn’t stand out so much..

  7. ann says:

    Ha! Totally reminds me of the episode of “Seinfeld” where Kramer is tanning using butter…basically basting himself…and ends up looking like the Thanksgiving turkey! Yep, definitely a similarity…

  8. Japhey says:

    I think I got skin cancer just by looking at this picture.

  9. Morgana says:

    You look like a really happy family. Your love for each other is obvious. In Australia we have no ozone layer, we all use SPF 30+ at least. Perhaps mum was too busy looking after her boys to remember herself.

  10. Ed White says:

    I think the best part is the big white patch on her throat. Must have spent a bunch of time either looking down or else she had one of those reflectors resting right there.

  11. Sarah Kester says:

    I think if she dyed her hair brown it would make it better.

  12. Kari says:

    Geez…her dermatologist is going to retire after dealing with this.

  13. Mick says:

    She reminds me of the text books that show people with out their skin….

  14. Alison says:

    Her tan is shocking…but what I really want to know, is what that kid’s shirt says!

  15. OSUDamian says:

    One of my great aunts used to do this every year… she is around her 70s and has had ridiculous skin cancer for about 20 years.

  16. RachelAlexandra says:

    I’m saying this is NOT a spray-on or fake tan. It’s the same tan, albeit not nearly as extreme, that I get when I read on the beach. Every now and then you have to put down the book.

  17. glasstabletop says:

    it’s like Malibu Barbie (with the tan lines and all).

  18. Laura says:

    Homegirl needs some SPF stat! Seriously, this is no laughing matter. I hope this is not a regular habit of hers because she might as well move into the dermatologist’s office. Not to mention developing a permanent wrinkled rawhide look…

  19. Courtney says:

    I love that the youngest boy is a red-head.

  20. holnrew says:

    I think you mean “too tanned”.

  21. gruven_reuven says:

    Even George Hamilton is amazed by this photo

  22. billy says:

    now thats white collar….

  23. Teresa says:

    The skin on her face must feel so tight. Ouch. If that started out as a burn it must have been agony.

  24. Amber says:

    that can’t be healthy.

  25. Kay says:

    Damn… That’s just…

  26. Leigh says:

    I’ll take MELANOMA for $500, Alex!

  27. Alex says:

    What is that boys shirt about to say…?

  28. Mike says:

    Oven roasted, toaster over, over easy, microwaved comes to mind.

  29. Sharon says:

    Maybe we can put this with the Marnie post as a kind of Thanksgiving duo, ’cause that’s the color the turkey needs to be!

  30. Michelle says:

    That is a tanning bed tan if I’ve ever seen one. That’s why the white line under her neck. Happened to me several times. No where near as extreme thank doG. LOL

  31. (miscellaneous) says:

    too tan! ewwiee! it looks wierd!

  32. Jeff says:

    Maybe this is the negative.

  33. steph says:

    LOL-i seriously hope this was photoshopped!! i feel awful for this woman if this is the actual picture! she’s never living this one down…

  34. Kris says:

    Makes me NOT want to go in any kind of SUNLIGHT. This is EPICALLY scary.

  35. Candice says:

    I really know people who look like that. What is sad is that they think it looks good.

  36. Meanie says:

    What does that kids shirt say?

  37. Lexi says:

    Dear Lord! lol.
    This picture is almost too painful to look at.
    But may I add that the boys are absolutely adorable!

  38. foshizzlie says:

    She looks like Ross from Friends.

  39. Amused says:

    Well done!

  40. Ing says:

    haha, looks like his shirt says “I heart Balls”

  41. Ashell says:

    Well that’s what Aussies when they go to Bali. My friend came back during winter that tanned, but her’s looked nicer because it was much more even.

    But anyway, HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  42. JD says:

    GOOD LORD!!!!! Working on our melanoma, are we?

  43. norma says:

    noooooooo
    that poor lady!

  44. Michele says:

    I can’t stop laughing! OMG! I’d better invest in Depends before I go any farther on this site!

  45. Chicken Zombie Tom says:

    I wonder how much skin came off in her husbands hand after the picture was taken…..

  46. colleen says:

    how did those kids end up freckle faced gingers?!

  47. BethanyLeshea says:

    Oh my… Ouch.

  48. John says:

    Jersey Shore’s newest cast member :-P

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