“This is a photo of me and my family. For the record, my dad is not Ron Jeremy.”
(submitted by Daniel)
That’s a gold bet, actually. The highest level of egoism a martial arts “master” can bestow upon himself.
“If Elvis had picked another profession, this would be his family photo.
wow look at that little boys freakishly long toes!!!
“… those doo’s were a little bit frightenin’…”
They scare me with their weirdness.
Not quite the Incredibles but close enough!
I’m having a Bruce Lee 70’s knock-off movie flashback.
vaguely reminds me of the charlie’s angels pose…plus a 4th
Mom, dad, and little brother’s faces scream: “Don’t mess with me. I’ll kick your butt.”
Older brother’s says: “I can’t believe my parents made me pose in this lame picture.”
lets see………. who would win this fight?? The Kung fu clan or the Semi-automatic Motorcycle gang?
Neither…the Van Helsings would take them all out with one shot.
Dad looks like he’s vogueing!
no joke, “Kung Fu Fighting” just came on the radio when I opened this page…weeeeeiiiirrrrd!
I think they Photoshopped out the little kid’s middle finger.
hurrrr-durrrrr you forgot the compound bow hurrr-durrr
Those are some good-looking kids, but mom and dad mostly just look dorky. Of course, I wouldn’t say that within karate-chop distance.
Oh my. Dorky AND awkward. Those tinted glasses on the dad are the BOMB!
Three green belts and a yellow. Not even a brown, let alone black.
Aw, this is so cute! 😀
I bet the folks working in the lumber department at Home Depot cringe when they see this family walking in on Saturday mornings…. “No thanks. We don’t need any help. We’re just looking around.”
awesome. love it
Ha Ha. Dad is only a yellow belt. The rest of the family could kick his butt!
And it was a lil’ bit frighten’g….frighteningly awesome!
The best part is that Dad has the lowest ranking belt out of all of them. At least Mom and the kids are mid-level!
Those smoky tinted glasses really complete the look. What a man!
I love how the Dad is trying to look extra rough and tough, especially since the entire family has green belts, where as he only as yellow……..green trumps yellow in the karate world lol
Those are Tae-Kwon-Do uniforms, not kung fu.
Mmm green and yellow belts… either they have less than a year practicing, or they all suck at it!
And for REAL self defense, be sure to wear your aviator sunglasses.
I don’t see any bloodstains. What’s the problem?
Ladies and gentlemen … Chuck Noris’ second cousins twice removed.
Dad is clearly the tough guy here. With the light-sensing glasses, wrist watch sun tan and hard-earned yellow belt…if Bruce Lee were still alive he would be shaking in his boots!
I have to say I found the title awesomely appropriate. And now I have that stuck in my head.
Wow – that little boy sure has a long second toe!
All I know is that if I had to “clench” my foot like that kid is, I would have the most mega of charlie horses!
Check out the kids toes…
Uhhh at Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you’re gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? – Napoleon Dynamite
There is only one thing worse than a Soccor Mom….a Karate Dad.
How’d you like to be the burglar that mistakenly breaks into THEIR house?
As long as the little kid wasn’t home, I think I would feel pretty confidant about it, actually.
that’s true if it was just the dad home, I wouldn’t feel threatened at all…
Considering the highest of the bunch are the green belts, I’d say it’s fairly safe actually.
I love how Dad has the yellow belt. “So Dad, how does it feel to know I can whoop your butt?”
the dad will level up soon.
The latest graduating class of the Rex Quan Do self defense system.
Nice one. Funny.
oops…all up in that mess!
greatest movie ever lol.
I can make no comment here that is clean or safe for work. Therefore, I say wow.
Ha….dad’s behind everyone else with his skill level.
Dad’s trying to look tough because he’s only a yellow belt and his entire black (green?) belt family could kick the crap outta him.
OMG Is that Sarah Palin?
Again. I just don’t get it….
Mom and the boys, having attended class a little more often, are borderline with the next step up and their one taped stripes, but yellow? You don’t get to pose with the serious face and the deep shades if you’re a yellow belt.
wow are you sure you want to make your kids do this. hahahaha.
Why is Dad only a yellow belt and everyone else is a green belt?
Apparently dad had to wear shades to hide his shame at the fact that he’s the only one who couldn’t make it past yellow belt…
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