Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting

October 16th, 2009

Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

“This is a photo of me and my family. For the record, my dad is not Ron Jeremy.”

(submitted by Daniel)

125 Responses to “Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting”

  1. bluenosedwowser says:


  2. BOOB says:

    That’s a gold bet, actually. The highest level of egoism a martial arts “master” can bestow upon himself.

  3. Mike says:

    “If Elvis had picked another profession, this would be his family photo.

  4. linda says:

    wow look at that little boys freakishly long toes!!!

  5. Mitchell says:

    “… those doo’s were a little bit frightenin’…”

  6. carol says:

    They scare me with their weirdness.

  7. CarpoolMom says:

    Not quite the Incredibles but close enough!

  8. Lucy says:

    I’m having a Bruce Lee 70’s knock-off movie flashback.

  9. cac says:

    vaguely reminds me of the charlie’s angels pose…plus a 4th

  10. Erica says:

    Mom, dad, and little brother’s faces scream: “Don’t mess with me. I’ll kick your butt.”
    Older brother’s says: “I can’t believe my parents made me pose in this lame picture.”

  11. cowgirl says:

    lets see………. who would win this fight?? The Kung fu clan or the Semi-automatic Motorcycle gang?

  12. Jorie says:

    Dad looks like he’s vogueing!

  13. tom says:

    no joke, “Kung Fu Fighting” just came on the radio when I opened this page…weeeeeiiiirrrrd!

  14. dono1 says:

    I think they Photoshopped out the little kid’s middle finger.

  15. CarrieM says:

    Those are some good-looking kids, but mom and dad mostly just look dorky. Of course, I wouldn’t say that within karate-chop distance.

  16. kayakgirl says:

    Oh my. Dorky AND awkward. Those tinted glasses on the dad are the BOMB!

  17. hayley says:


  18. David says:

    Three green belts and a yellow. Not even a brown, let alone black.

    Very sad.

  19. WP says:

    Aw, this is so cute! 😀

  20. Don says:

    I bet the folks working in the lumber department at Home Depot cringe when they see this family walking in on Saturday mornings…. “No thanks. We don’t need any help. We’re just looking around.”

  21. Habeyhl says:

    Ha Ha. Dad is only a yellow belt. The rest of the family could kick his butt!

  22. Hexipooh says:

    And it was a lil’ bit frighten’g….frighteningly awesome!

  23. Jill says:

    The best part is that Dad has the lowest ranking belt out of all of them. At least Mom and the kids are mid-level!

  24. Those smoky tinted glasses really complete the look. What a man!

  25. Melissa says:

    I love how the Dad is trying to look extra rough and tough, especially since the entire family has green belts, where as he only as yellow……..green trumps yellow in the karate world lol

  26. Romeo says:

    Those are Tae-Kwon-Do uniforms, not kung fu.

    Mmm green and yellow belts… either they have less than a year practicing, or they all suck at it!

  27. dono1 says:

    And for REAL self defense, be sure to wear your aviator sunglasses.

  28. I don’t see any bloodstains. What’s the problem?

  29. Sean says:

    Ladies and gentlemen … Chuck Noris’ second cousins twice removed.

  30. ballfour says:

    Dad is clearly the tough guy here. With the light-sensing glasses, wrist watch sun tan and hard-earned yellow belt…if Bruce Lee were still alive he would be shaking in his boots!

  31. Anne says:

    I have to say I found the title awesomely appropriate. And now I have that stuck in my head.

  32. kandee says:

    Wow – that little boy sure has a long second toe!

  33. ConchordsFan says:

    All I know is that if I had to “clench” my foot like that kid is, I would have the most mega of charlie horses!

  34. Mike says:

    Check out the kids toes…

  35. Waynski says:

    Uhhh at Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you’re gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? – Napoleon Dynamite

  36. dsto says:

    There is only one thing worse than a Soccor Mom….a Karate Dad.

  37. Whoa says:

    How’d you like to be the burglar that mistakenly breaks into THEIR house?

  38. Allison says:

    I love how Dad has the yellow belt. “So Dad, how does it feel to know I can whoop your butt?”

  39. Merv says:

    The latest graduating class of the Rex Quan Do self defense system.

  40. El Pee says:

    I can make no comment here that is clean or safe for work. Therefore, I say wow.

  41. Anon. says:

    Ha….dad’s behind everyone else with his skill level.

  42. bigkahuna50 says:

    Dad’s trying to look tough because he’s only a yellow belt and his entire black (green?) belt family could kick the crap outta him.

  43. Gabe says:

    OMG Is that Sarah Palin?

  44. miz says:

    Again. I just don’t get it….

  45. Tocsnai says:

    Mom and the boys, having attended class a little more often, are borderline with the next step up and their one taped stripes, but yellow? You don’t get to pose with the serious face and the deep shades if you’re a yellow belt.

  46. terrilynn says:

    wow are you sure you want to make your kids do this. hahahaha.

  47. Chloe says:

    Why is Dad only a yellow belt and everyone else is a green belt?

  48. Apparently dad had to wear shades to hide his shame at the fact that he’s the only one who couldn’t make it past yellow belt…

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