Balancing Act

October 24th, 2009

Balancing Act - Solo Shots

Allow us to to introduce you to Superstar.

(submitted by Jeremy)


172 Responses to “Balancing Act”

  1. Pete says:

    Bob Ross meets Home Made Matrix – Perfect!!!

  2. Marcia says:

    With dark sunglasses like that, you >have< to reach your hands out, so you can feel your way around in the Misty Mountain Forest.

  3. Karlly says:

    hahaha best pic, I’ve seen so far!!!!

  4. mc says:

    this is terrific stuff

  5. treva says:

    lol i love the caption!

  6. Jeremy says:

    This is a picture of me. You’re welcome.

  7. katrina says:

    wow!! this picture is… yea my friend sent me this picture and said he was my boyfriend… i have to agree

  8. SmartAzz says:

    Or better yet….wait for it….wait for it….A compound Bow ???

  9. SmartAzz says:

    That forest looks scary….He should be carrying a Cross bow !!!

  10. Sarah says:



  11. joseph94266 says:

    JAZZ HANDS!!!!!

  12. JS says:

    Are those spirit fingers?

  13. RC says:

    hmmm, interesting bacground to match the glasses and dance moves. Maybe the hes looking for the forest nymphs…

  14. Steve says:

    I once saw a drunk guy get hit by a car. This is how he got up.

  15. Jon says:

    Thank you sir! Finally, a tasteful use of parachute “Hammer” pants and oversized vests with no undershirt. I was beginning to get so sick of the fashion posers. Although, I would have gone with a side hair part instead of a butt part. It ruins the Corey Haim/Feldman feng shui. Overall, B+. NEXT!!!

  16. John says:

    french manicure FTW

  17. Vince says:

    Had the smart sense to wear shades!

  18. boogie man says:

    Abandoned blind child (with possible club foot) trying to escape the haunted forest

  19. Taylor says:

    “Jazz hands!”

  20. starsky51 says:

    Just strolling through the haunted forest, pulling off some moves.
    Where the hell do they get these backdrops from?

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  23. fr.doc says:

    hyper hyper! much respect to the man in the ice cream van.

  24. Gracey says:

    This pic is awesome!!!!!

  25. Vany says:

    This actually was the full body shot he sent to the casting directors at the time that they were looking for the lead in the Matrix. Sent them a note saying that he could do all the move without sting support! But no, that had to go with this Keanu dude…

    He wasn’t even considered for one of the walk-ins scene filler people… The shame.

  26. Geoffrey K says:

    He so so The Nighman. Where is Dayman when you need him?

    • mikeremedy37 says:

      GREEN MAN!!!! (charli voice) “Whats up with this guy stealing my thing bro?…I Mean…..Duuude…he’s totally stealing my thing..bro. ok mabe not so much EEhhhh….ok ok ..I miiiiggggghhhhttt see where hes going with this. “

  27. normajean says:

    sorrryyy 4th position ballet feet! lol

    • bexxta says:

      I know! Look at that turn-out! Impressive.

      • Allison says:

        I know plenty of dancers (myself included) who could only DREAM of an impressive 4th position.

        I don’t even think there is much emphasis placed on 4th position anymore…the last Ballet class I took 2 years ago only did 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 5th…no 4th? Perhaps its the fact that doing plies were so hard in that position?

  28. Dmummey says:

    maybe he is playing some serious air piano?

  29. rick says:

    Oh yeah, this guy get’s all da fine ladiez….

  30. erin says:

    I LOVE every single thing this picture offers.

  31. Melody says:

    Gotta wear the shades when you’re in a misty forest glen.

  32. thelocket says:

    Sing with him! Gonna keep on keep on keep on dancin on through the night! Gonna keep on keep on doin it riiiiiiight!

  33. barf says:

    Look at his feet!

  34. thelocket says:

    The piano player from an 80’s air band

  35. Marie says:

    All I can think is “Are we not men? We are DEVO!”

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