Balancing Act

October 24th, 2009

Balancing Act - Solo Shots

Allow us to to introduce you to Superstar.

(submitted by Jeremy)


172 Responses to “Balancing Act”

  1. Christine says:

    I think I may have dated that guy in High School….*sigh*

  2. Chelle says:

    He has white socks on!

  3. greg says:

    excruciatingly amazing. wow.

  4. cloudy says:

    Is that Adam Rich?

  5. j_bryon says:

    When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way…..

  6. Glorious Pantaloons says:

    Yikes that does look like the kid with the umbrella grown up a bit :p

  7. Deb says:

    I’m afraid he’s trying to “sex you up.” And I didn’t notice the trees at all until I read the comments, that’s how awkward this is.

    • dramaking says:

      Oh god!!! Not the “I wanna sex you up song!” I thought I was safe from that song forever…and now it’s stuck in my head.

  8. Kristen says:

    Looks like the same background and the same kid from this one:

  9. SweetPetunia says:

    I’m totally guessing that this guy was in Indoor Guard in high school. He just has that “look” to him. LOL

  10. Tim says:

    COMING SOON: Silver Surfer – The Musical

  11. Krista M says:

    I see a young, attention-seeking Jon Gosselin.
    He may have grown up, but he is still a fame junkie!

  12. Zack says:

    “Happy Hands” goes “BAD!”

  13. Emily says:

    STOP! Collaborate and Listen!

  14. Christine says:

    This must be the pic he includes when sending out his boy band applications.

  15. TheDorsalFin says:

    The vest is what really sells this one.

  16. Suki says:

    the background, outfit and pose just don’t work…. i’m glad he had his glasses on to protect his identity.

  17. Suki says:

    i want this in postersize so I can give it to my cousin. it’s totally weird but he’ll appreciate it.

  18. Denise says:

    This photo is the gift that keeps on giving! I admit, a part of me is laughing at him, not with him, but like this dude. I’m a sucker for confidence and conviction!

  19. kmc says:

    I want to know who thought of this crazy pose

  20. dooger says:

    Hey, at least this kid in the photo isn’t trying to conform to what’s considered ‘mainstream cool’ by all the other kids. I wish I had been more like that when I was that age….
    Yay for geeks everywhere!

  21. mandy_Reeves says:

    pretty sure its a childhood photo of that young looking blonde guy from Dancing with the Stars….you can tell by his nose and the fact he is in a dancing pose…

  22. Craig says:

    Why is it that I get the impression everything he does, he does with a flourish?

  23. gabeaux says:

    It looks like he just went to the bathroom and he wants someone else to wipe because he just did his nails.

  24. Monika says:

    Pivot, step, back-ball-change!

  25. Karen says:

    Can’t touch this!

  26. M says:

    He knew he needed to wear those sunglasses to protect his identity..

  27. kandee says:

    Is that a young George Michael? His serious expression definitely makes this extremely awkward.

  28. cyantificPolymorph says:

    poor kid has to navigate a foggy forest without his cane or a seeing eye dog. notice his straight legged approach? they should be …bowed!

    • hcw80 says:

      I know, they even took his shirt when they mugged him. I hope the guide dog bites those bast—ds that had the nerve to rob a blind kid.

  29. Freak Speely says:

    The background is completely incongruous with whatever the hell he’s trying to prove.

  30. Ambrosia says:

    pretty sure his legs are on backwards…

  31. corkystclair says:

    And over here we have our newest model, the Dance Master 4000. He’s really life-like, and he’ll be perfect for all your dancing needs, including show choir, wedding receptions, and bachelorette parties (yes, the vest is detachable).

  32. Shonda says:

    It looks like he’s trying to perfect that alien zombie walk.

  33. CarpoolMom says:

    Is this what is called interpretive dance? Or non-interpretive dance?

  34. HeatherW says:

    I think we can all agree that the level of awkwardness would not be nearly as great had he not been wearing fOakleys (fake Oakleys).

  35. Cass says:

    He has to-die-for 1996 hair. For SURE. And clearly, his future is so bright, he has to…well…. you know.

  36. Peyton says:

    Cyclops’ solo in act two of X-Men: The Ballet.

  37. Lucy says:

    I’m thinking senior pic – sunglasses are to hide the fact that he’s stoned, which would explain the pose/desparate attempt to regain balance.

  38. jim says:

    I like the glasses. the worst part is that he thinks it’s OK

  39. Rob says:

    was he the same kid with the umbrella?

  40. Steve says:

    I tried this at home. It’s weird and uncomfortable.
    Anyway… This photo screams ‘WHAT THE HELL!?!” I am amazed at how much is just plain wrong with it, when it’s a relatively simple photo. Instant classic.

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  42. ck says:

    well isnt he a special snowflake?

  43. Joanne says:

    His legs look SOOO awkward!

  44. Fiona says:

    His hands look weird. I had to count to make there was 5 because his fingers were so spread out.

  45. binkymae says:

    And the foggy forest back drop is soooooo appropriate for this pose.

  46. Nancy says:

    Wasn’t he in another pic?

  47. SrtaIntelectual says:

    is that sam from clarissa explains it all???

  48. Kelly says:


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