Tarzan & Jane

October 31st, 2009

Tarzan & Jane - Couples

Picking a costume this year won’t be hard for these two.

(submitted by Jane)

169 Responses to “Tarzan & Jane”

  1. Mark Hansen says:

    The scary thing is they BOTH look like Ted Nugent…

  2. diane says:

    the blue lagoon 35 years later.

  3. Mary says:

    The good people at Olan Mills are still talking about this one.

  4. Sadly, I can see some of my relatives doing this.

  5. I think I know her! Is she an art teacher in Colorado? Good god.

  6. soto says:

    it’s as if its painted on the finest black velvet…. magnificent.

  7. DM says:

    “The Blue Lagoon” alternative ending 🙂

  8. Frank says:

    Me Tarzan. You Lucky. Rowr.

  9. Jen says:

    omigosh – can’t believe no one’s said this yet: Ayla and Jondalar!

  10. matt says:

    his beard + her hair = velcro

  11. Mychele says:

    Is it me or does these two look like brother and sister?

  12. Tom says:

    What does “SNS” stand for?

  13. Keri says:

    They met at the nudist retreat apparently.

  14. Bob Loblaw says:

    They actually look like real nice folks to me. Society’s obsession with photoshopped teen skin has made real people seem like ugly freaks, I guess.

    • CarrieMac says:

      They aren’t ugly. I don’t think the comments here are meant to be that mean-spirited. It’s just… different.

      Love the name Bob Loblaw, by the way. The first time I heard that on Arrested Development, I laughed off for days.

  15. costume_fly says:

    nudist costume? Not many options I guess….

  16. Renee says:

    If you’re going to San Francisco, you should wear MORE than flowers in your hair.

  17. Denise says:

    I’ve seen nothing, yet somehow I’ve still seen too much.

  18. rean says:

    “You love me”

    “You love me, more”

    “You love me, more and more”

    “Oh yeah? You love me for all eternity!”

  19. Mel says:

    My first thought was definitely Adam & Eve

  20. connie says:

    It looks like she’s got some serious concerns about that flower. Like something moved in it just as the photographer said ‘say cheese’

  21. copacetic says:

    I’m so glad his nipple made it to the final rendition.

  22. abqmomof3 says:

    I think this was most awkward for the photographer.

  23. John says:

    That’s an awkward photo, but it’s also kind of fascinating. Like a snapshot of late 20th century America, with a twist. If I saw that picture in an photography exhibit, I wouldn’t blink an eye.

  24. Jan says:

    No. No. No.

    just No.

  25. Settie says:

    This couple is from the movie “Into the Wild” I belive.

  26. Rosa says:

    They decided to relive their wedding at Woodstock. Sans the mud of course.

  27. Dash says:

    I want to so desperately . . . but . . . I . . . cannot . . . look . . . away. someonehelpme . . . these . . . scary . . . naked . . . people . . . have . . . stolen . . . my . . . soul.

    Just another (and quite horrible) thought . . . is this what Edward and Bella might have looked like had the Twilight books been published in the sixties?

  28. Dane says:

    Awkward Family Photos now available in….Naked!

  29. Krista M says:

    That chick reminds me vaguely of David Bowie.

  30. kirk says:

    from the secret photo vault of Bret Farve….

  31. gruven_reuven says:

    Adam & Eve?

  32. Is the ribbon permissible?

  33. seano says:

    I think they have been lost in the jungle for about 3 decades…

  34. joyce says:

    Gosh, there are so many of these brother and sister shots out there.

  35. Deb says:

    He looks like some actor, Viggo Mortenson maybe? Maybe this was their wedding shot. I know a couple who had a nude wedding. Clothing was optional for the guests. It takes all kinds, this site wouldn’t exist otherwise!

  36. Angel Baby says:

    My favorite part is the ethereal glow in his hair…fancy

  37. Jak says:

    Is that you, Jesus?

  38. Brandy says:

    I was really afraid to scroll down….

  39. Joseph says:

    Me, Tarzan. You….need clothes.

  40. Jesse says:

    What, no strategically placed cats?

  41. Trish says:

    Whoa. She’s looking a little tense. Look at those gritted teeth.

  42. Andrew says:

    Firth Post.

    From her expression, one has to wonder what he is doing with his other hand.

  43. Jess says:

    that….words cannot..this…i…i just cant

  44. Bleah! says:

    Adam and Eve got Glamour Shots!!

  45. Angie says:

    Her flower won “best costume” at the nudist colony.

  46. Ken says:

    You know, I guess nudists don’t have many choices of Halloween costumes, Tarzan and Jane, Adam & Eve, Abraham & Mary Todd Lincoln… but what must be really difficult is picking a winner at a nudist Halloween costume party… what would that be like…….?

  47. Libby says:

    Wait…is that Kris Kristofferson?

  48. Jamie says:


  49. Jayson says:


    ….and this should be on a t-shirt sold at the local wal-mart

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