That’s an awkward photo, but it’s also kind of fascinating. Like a snapshot of late 20th century America, with a twist. If I saw that picture in an photography exhibit, I wouldn’t blink an eye.
I want to so desperately . . . but . . . I . . . cannot . . . look . . . away. someonehelpme . . . these . . . scary . . . naked . . . people . . . have . . . stolen . . . my . . . soul.
Just another (and quite horrible) thought . . . is this what Edward and Bella might have looked like had the Twilight books been published in the sixties?
He looks like some actor, Viggo Mortenson maybe? Maybe this was their wedding shot. I know a couple who had a nude wedding. Clothing was optional for the guests. It takes all kinds, this site wouldn’t exist otherwise!
You know, I guess nudists don’t have many choices of Halloween costumes, Tarzan and Jane, Adam & Eve, Abraham & Mary Todd Lincoln… but what must be really difficult is picking a winner at a nudist Halloween costume party… what would that be like…….?
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The scary thing is they BOTH look like Ted Nugent…
“Cat scratch fevarrrrrrrr…”
the blue lagoon 35 years later.
The good people at Olan Mills are still talking about this one.
Sadly, I can see some of my relatives doing this.
I think I know her! Is she an art teacher in Colorado? Good god.
it’s as if its painted on the finest black velvet…. magnificent.
“The Blue Lagoon” alternative ending
Me Tarzan. You Lucky. Rowr.
omigosh – can’t believe no one’s said this yet: Ayla and Jondalar!
his beard + her hair = velcro
Is it me or does these two look like brother and sister?
No, I was thinking the same thing. They look like twins!
What does “SNS” stand for?
*SNS is short for Saturday Night Special
-AFP Mod
They met at the nudist retreat apparently.
They actually look like real nice folks to me. Society’s obsession with photoshopped teen skin has made real people seem like ugly freaks, I guess.
They aren’t ugly. I don’t think the comments here are meant to be that mean-spirited. It’s just… different.
Love the name Bob Loblaw, by the way. The first time I heard that on Arrested Development, I laughed off for days.
i dont get it
nudist costume? Not many options I guess….
If you’re going to San Francisco, you should wear MORE than flowers in your hair.
Yeah, they really need to be more specific!
I’ve seen nothing, yet somehow I’ve still seen too much.
Exactly!
“You love me”
“You love me, more”
“You love me, more and more”
“Oh yeah? You love me for all eternity!”
My first thought was definitely Adam & Eve
It looks like she’s got some serious concerns about that flower. Like something moved in it just as the photographer said ‘say cheese’
hahahaha…..exactly!!
I’m so glad his nipple made it to the final rendition.
I think this was most awkward for the photographer.
That’s an awkward photo, but it’s also kind of fascinating. Like a snapshot of late 20th century America, with a twist. If I saw that picture in an photography exhibit, I wouldn’t blink an eye.
No. No. No.
just No.
This couple is from the movie “Into the Wild” I belive.
They decided to relive their wedding at Woodstock. Sans the mud of course.
I want to so desperately . . . but . . . I . . . cannot . . . look . . . away. someonehelpme . . . these . . . scary . . . naked . . . people . . . have . . . stolen . . . my . . . soul.
Just another (and quite horrible) thought . . . is this what Edward and Bella might have looked like had the Twilight books been published in the sixties?
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[that is a scream of laughter, btw]
Awkward Family Photos now available in….Naked!
That chick reminds me vaguely of David Bowie.
Totally!!
Yes! You are soooo right!
It’s the eyes. Very Bowie.
from the secret photo vault of Bret Farve….
Adam & Eve?
Is the ribbon permissible?
I think they have been lost in the jungle for about 3 decades…
Gosh, there are so many of these brother and sister shots out there.
Snap!
He looks like some actor, Viggo Mortenson maybe? Maybe this was their wedding shot. I know a couple who had a nude wedding. Clothing was optional for the guests. It takes all kinds, this site wouldn’t exist otherwise!
My favorite part is the ethereal glow in his hair…fancy
Is that you, Jesus?
I knew there was a reason 2012 is the new apocalypse! Jesus is back!
I was really afraid to scroll down….
me too!!
Me, Tarzan. You….need clothes.
Ha ha! YES!
What, no strategically placed cats?
Damn it – I was about to say “At least they’re not holding cats” – or being held by their three buff sons.
Awesome comment. My soda shot 5 feet through my nose.
Whoa. She’s looking a little tense. Look at those gritted teeth.
Hey, his hands were cold…
Firth Post.
From her expression, one has to wonder what he is doing with his other hand.
It’s caught in her hair
that….words cannot..this…i…i just cant
Adam and Eve got Glamour Shots!!
yes! good one!!
Her flower won “best costume” at the nudist colony.
You know, I guess nudists don’t have many choices of Halloween costumes, Tarzan and Jane, Adam & Eve, Abraham & Mary Todd Lincoln… but what must be really difficult is picking a winner at a nudist Halloween costume party… what would that be like…….?
Sausage on a BBQ? THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.
They could always go literary and be “The Pit and the Pendulum”
HAAAAAAAAAha
I got to scrub my brain now, that’s not a mental picture I want with me for the rest of the day!! Too, too funny!
Just put on a pair of roller skates and go as a pull toy.
win
LOL!!!
oh god! o.e that was NOT something i needed to think about XD
Wait…is that Kris Kristofferson?
HA HA!!!!! Awesome…and good observation!
lol..good one
I’m.so.confused.
1st.
….and this should be on a t-shirt sold at the local wal-mart
You gotta be kidding…..
Who cut the picture in half and left it out?