Tarzan & Jane

October 31st, 2009

Picking a costume this year won’t be hard for these two.

(submitted by Jane)


169 Responses to “Tarzan & Jane”

  1. MojoYugen says:

    I can’t decide if it’s a good or bad thing that the picture is cut off. On one hand I REALLY don’t want to see anymore of it. On the other hand my imagination is working overtime filling in the blanks and I’m sure that has to be worse than what is really there. But one a 3rd hand, what it’s not?

  2. Anup says:

    What a holy couple! Like Jesus and Mary Magdalene

  3. Linda says:

    Again people, naked family portraits are NEVER a good idea.

  4. Megan says:

    It’s nice to see that someone still loves Kenny Loggins.

  5. heather says:

    Wow,This is crazy. that is horribly weird.

  6. Laila says:

    Oh deary me…

    But they look happy about it..so fair play to them.

    • Camilla says:

      I agree… at least they’re happy… and at least the rest of us got a great laugh out of it.. is that a moustache she’s sporting?

      EPIC!

  7. Regina says:

    What is he reaching for? ew…………

  8. michelle says:

    i think the blonde woman is my neighbor with her now ex-husband……

  9. JS says:

    Haha! This is actually pretty funny, although the woman looks like she’s not sold on the idea.

  10. Darrel says:

    Keep the faith. That’s what America does best, make fun of other people.

  11. Ariel X says:

    It’s Jesus and Candice Bergen

  12. Vicky says:

    that lady was just featured on tosh.0

  13. Sam says:

    That flower looks suspiciously like four pink tissues tied together.

  14. SEG says:

    Trying out for the part of Adam and Eve for their play.

    • yice young yeti says:

      Thank goodness! I thought I was the only one who was wishing that somebody had informed these yahoos that they missed the specifications on post-fall attire.

  15. Chile says:

    I don’t know who she is but you can still be the Lizard Queen.

  16. Gumby says:

    I don’t know who he is, but I’m the Lizard Queen!

  17. patrick says:

    haha nice

  18. Natalie says:

    kay, just straight out creepy.

  19. SeanT says:

    (worbbling Tarzan yell) “…shuddup baby I’m tryin’ to sing!”

  20. rich says:

    This woman bears an uncanny facial resemblance to christopher reeve!

  21. Dave says:

    Weird. On the other hand, they look a heck of a lot better than most exhibitionists, er, uh, nudists.

    • therealjanis says:

      That is an excellent point, Dave. It’s puzzling why the very people who need to keep covered up often choose to bare all. Meanwhile, I find the look on her face rather disquieting. There’s a bit of deer-in-the-headlights in the eyes and it’s like she is determinedly holding her mouth in as close to a smile as she can force it.

  22. Chelsea says:

    I have seen their myspace before, they are actually both doctors…. strange.

  23. Kory says:

    Don’t you people understand the mind set of hippies!? It’s not wrong if you’re a hippie :o)!

    • Mariah says:

      I don’t think hippies would go to olan mills in k mart and strip down for a mediocre photographer…that flower isn’t even real! LOL

      • AbbyB says:

        ROTFLMAO@streakers at K-mart Olan Mills. What makes this photo the most awkward is wondering just where did he pull his wallet out from when asked “Will that be cash or credit”? Ewwww… LOL

  24. Peter says:

    “Me Tarzan. You Insane”

  25. Freckles22 says:

    Ha ha ha, it’s Harry from Harry and the Hendersons! Great movie!

  26. Al says:

    tags: hair, mullets, naked, pose. ha! what a wonderful combination.

  27. Aaron says:

    This vision makes the angels weep.

  28. HippieDippie says:

    Lol what are they going as, an episode of “Cops?”

  29. kits says:

    He looks like bigfoot… from that tv show that used to be on.. I always wondered why *he* wasn’t with the chick XD

  30. Irene says:

    I guessing with most of these photos, it was the photographer’s idea. Nice one, should be on the Ellen show.

  31. Jessica says:

    I swear that these folks used to be our rowdy downstairs neighbors…the resemblance is uncanny…I wouldn’t put it past them…ewwwwwww.

  32. EC says:

    wrong, wrong, WRONG! TMI!!!!

  33. Jim says:

    Wow… really?

  34. Aubrey says:

    OMG, his eyebrows fell onto her lip!

  35. Catsy says:

    Wedding at a Nudist Resort?

  36. Lollipop says:

    i feel bad for the photographer

  37. Dana says:

    I don’t even understand how of photo like this comes to be.

    • mskittenfish says:

      Well said Dana….there were at least 3 people involved in the creation of this photo and, yet, not once … at any stage … in all the planning, did any of them realize the “awkwardness”. It’s enough to carry an HBO series.

    • Candy says:

      Me too well said where do people come up with this!??!

  38. Dan says:

    He looks like the homeless art model Will Ferrell played on Saturday Night Live. I shiver to think where his left hand is.

    • Adriel says:

      LOL MY FAV SKETCH EVER!
      I think I will leave a note in my living will that if I ever take a pic like this that someone needs to come in and just end my existence…

  39. Doug says:

    I think i saw these two on Phish t00r this past summer.

  40. Oshu says:

    Strangely, I find the creepiest thing about this one is HIS complete lack of eyebrows.

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