Saturday Night Special: Peter Cottontail
December 12th, 2009
What do you get when you cross an Olympic speed skater with the Easter Bunny and throw in a stripper for the hell of it?
(submitted by Sara)
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This is Scotty the Blue Bunny, formerly of NYC; now of San Francisco.
I have performed with him ad I can tell you he is not “awkward.” He is a consummate performer of burlesque/vaudeville and has NO BUSINESS being on this site.
I’m kind of offended by this being here.
Yeah, when I first saw this I didn’t think it was an awkward family photo, but looked like something you’d see at a show in San Fransisco. He’s an artist, not doing this as a funny joke.[yeah I know, taking this a little too far]
Why would *you* be offended? It’s not a picture of you. If *he’s* offended, I imagine he could write the owner(s) of this site.
BTW, “awkward” is not necessarily a bad thing. It’s just another form of entertainment in this context.
THIS MAN IS AWESOME
I wish I had his legs…
Miss Eva, this may be a professional actor, but it’s the caption that makes it hilarious. “What do you get when you cross an Olympic speed skater with the Easter Bunny and throw in a stripper for the hell of it?”
And if he’s a comedian worth his salt, he will find this amusing as hell.
Oh my.
Peter SPANDEXtail will be more appropriate
It’s Scotty! And yes, he would undoubtedly find it funny. He is an awesome performer and a heckuva ham!
dang! i wish i had legs as nice as his!!
right!
WOW!! He looks like he would be a good ‘performer’….
EEEWWW!!!
He does have nice legs……
…Why can’t I pull off that pose?
AAAARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NOO NO NO…
when I saw it all I could do was make a high pitched noise, very quietly, to myself.
What the??????
Oh Sweet Minty Baby Jesus!!!
ROFL love the comment!
Well… He certinly has the legs for it haha
no words!!! just… no words!!!
Ok thats seriously worrying :/ haha