Saturday Night Special: Peter Cottontail

December 12th, 2009

What do you get when you cross an Olympic speed skater with the Easter Bunny and throw in a stripper for the hell of it?

(submitted by Sara)

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173 Responses to “Saturday Night Special: Peter Cottontail”

  1. Miss Eva says:

    This is Scotty the Blue Bunny, formerly of NYC; now of San Francisco.

    I have performed with him ad I can tell you he is not “awkward.” He is a consummate performer of burlesque/vaudeville and has NO BUSINESS being on this site.

    I’m kind of offended by this being here.

    • Yeah, when I first saw this I didn’t think it was an awkward family photo, but looked like something you’d see at a show in San Fransisco. He’s an artist, not doing this as a funny joke.[yeah I know, taking this a little too far]

    • ReginaPhalange says:

      Why would *you* be offended? It’s not a picture of you. If *he’s* offended, I imagine he could write the owner(s) of this site.

      BTW, “awkward” is not necessarily a bad thing. It’s just another form of entertainment in this context.

  2. Ithi says:

    THIS MAN IS AWESOME

  3. Sassafrassmolly says:

    Miss Eva, this may be a professional actor, but it’s the caption that makes it hilarious. “What do you get when you cross an Olympic speed skater with the Easter Bunny and throw in a stripper for the hell of it?”

    And if he’s a comedian worth his salt, he will find this amusing as hell.

    Oh my.

  4. Zoué says:

    Peter SPANDEXtail will be more appropriate

  5. Shay says:

    It’s Scotty! And yes, he would undoubtedly find it funny. He is an awesome performer and a heckuva ham!

  6. Jezebel says:

    dang! i wish i had legs as nice as his!!

  7. Ash says:

    WOW!! He looks like he would be a good ‘performer’…. :)

  8. Katie Swim says:

    He does have nice legs……

  9. He DOES have nice legs! says:

    …Why can’t I pull off that pose?

  10. kathleen says:

    AAAARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NOO NO NO…

  11. chris says:

    when I saw it all I could do was make a high pitched noise, very quietly, to myself.

  12. stacie says:

    What the??????

  13. MisterGee says:

    Oh Sweet Minty Baby Jesus!!!

  14. Josie says:

    Well… He certinly has the legs for it haha

  15. Beez says:

    no words!!! just… no words!!!

  16. avvie says:

    Ok thats seriously worrying :/ haha

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