Saturday Night Special: Peter Cottontail
December 12th, 2009
What do you get when you cross an Olympic speed skater with the Easter Bunny and throw in a stripper for the hell of it?
(Scotty the Blue Bunny by Misa Martin)
AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Spreading the Awkwardness
this so leigh bowery, wow
totally scotty the blue bunny!
As frankenlutz points out, I don’t think this picture has any business being on this site. This isn’t a celebrity site, or any funny photo site… it’s a family picture site. This isn’t an accident of awkwardnes, this guy is purposely trying to be awkward for his career. I think it should be taken down. Or at least get a disclaimer. I’d hate for this wonderful site to end up wandering too far from its core mission…
Somewhere, there is a marshmallow Peep wearing leather chaps, that is missing his best friend……….
OK – best reply. You win. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
I’m going to convince myself that this is photoshopped, just for my own piece of mind.
… the outfit is TRANSPARENT! Ugh!
As others have pointed out, this is Scotty, the Blue Bunny, in his performance drag. He’s a great performer and a wonderful, funny guy. He’s more man than you’ll ever be and more woman than you’ll ever get, and he gets those legs from riding his bike *everywhere*.
Wonderland was never quite the same after the white rabbit returned from San Francisco
Oh, my God! I Love it!
Does anyone, uh…*cough* know where he uh…bought that? Or was it custom made? I need info.
you think thats custom made?
His myspace page says he’s 7’0″ tall.. what kind of store would carry off the rack latex blue bunny suits for an extra tall?
Scotty is one of the best variety performers it has been my pleasure to see.
This is Scotty the Blue Bunny … since when does a publicity shot of a well-known New York performance artist qualify as a “family photo”?
HAHAHA, I would LOVE to send this to my fiancé’s bachelor party!
He does kind of have nice legs….
It’s true, his legs are FABULOUS!
He has better legs than me! Those shoes are something else. Part of me cringes and part of me says fabulous!
I have to give him credit for pulling off those shoes.
Ah, the Wonder that is “Scotty the Blue Bunny.” More Man than Howard Hughes – more Woman than Joan VanArk – more Rabbit than the Nestle Quik Rabbit – more Bunny than Barbi Benton.
A friend if many years and a performer of the highest caliber. I’m sure he finds this the most wonderful tribute.
Rev. Uncle Laffo.
Hi, Uncle Laffo! Love your description!
Ha. I know this guy, seriously. Met him a couple times. It’s Scotty the Blue Bunny. He emcees events in NYC as this flaming, foul mouthed rabbit. I was with a burlesque troupe for 2.5 years and he came and co-hosed a couple shows with us down here in Philadelphia. Pretty funny guy.
WABBIT SEASON!
Ralphie….decades later….never stopped receiving bunny suits from his Aunt at Christmas.
@Snowrider – Ralphie yes, yes, yes. His Aunt sure has a sense of humor and the blue actually looks good on him. The pink one really didn’t bring out his eyes. And those stilettos are just fabulous!
This is just advertising.
The absolutely worst thing about this photo? This “bunny” has nicer legs than I do…
you lost the same bet oompa did. SQUARE!
looks more like a cross between a python and an Easter bunny to me
oh Karen. . . it will never stop. I’ll be with you always!
no, it’s great!
LOL Scotty!! yay!!
FAVE!!!!!
My eyes! My eyes!!!
Well gotta say, at least he has the legs to pull off that outfit
The fabulosity of this almost made me spit out my blueberry mini wheats.
Yup…I’ve met him as well (flirted with him outrageously at a DC club) and yeah, he’s lost quite a bit of weight since this was taken. This really isn’t a “family photo,” this is a publicity shot for his performance career, so I really can’t regard this as a family photo. But I do love this site otherwise.
Trust me, I’m sure this photo is awkward for his family.
haha
Wow. There is a whole lot going on here…
Why does Dom DeLuise in Blazing Saddles keep coming into my head? I keep picturing him showing the “girls” how to do the dance properly.
Throw out your hands!
Stick out your tush!
Hands on your hips!
Give ‘em a push!
You’ll be surprised, you’re doing the French Mistake VOILA!
Loooove that movie!
You have to give him credit for even being to stand in those shoes.
This is beyond fabulous!!! I love this man, and I have never even met him. I hope he does parties…
dumbfounded
I am almost speechless
I hope he hopped over in that exact position from the car to the photo spot. Otherwise, the walking upright just has my imagination going….to a bad, dark place.
Hey, It’s Scotty The Blue Bunny! This must be an OLD photo because he’s actually in fantastic shape! Wonderful performer and great guy! Who sent this in???
Ah, that explains it.
Do a Google Image search for Scotty the Blue Bunny, and for better effect, play the DIsney song “a whole NEEEWWWWW world….” while doing it.
Work it!
FAAAABULOOOUUUSSSSS!!!!!
LM*AO!! Spot on! Spot on!
Has anyone seen my eyeballs? They are blue, probably rolling around somewhere in Kentucky, sizzling…
Best response yet!
Is this actually a “family” photo? What kind of family is that? They’ve gone way beyond acceptance into enabling.
It’s Sunday morning, I’m not a churchgoer but now I think I will become one.
I have seen him host a couple of shows and he really is funny.
Dad???
FTW!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAH you made me laugh
you made me spit my cereal! HAHAHA!
What a sense of humour….
But what a great pair of legs
I knew I shouldn’t have checked this site before going to bed. . .if I ever manage to fall asleep now, I am guaranteed to have some very, very uncomfortable dreams. . .
:::shudder:::
Thanks for spoiling a great holiday, AFP – now I know that the Easter Bunny is really Uncle Marv.
thanks for making me laugh hysterically, now i know that i need to pee before i get on this site.
no words just nightmares.
Seriously!
agreed…
even if there were words, I wouldn’t know what to say.
Nice legs, though.