12 Days To Xmas: The Contortionist

December 13th, 2009

12 Days To Xmas: The Contortionist - Christmas

Thank you to the AFP family for sending in your awkward holiday pics! Now it’s time to let the countdown begin…

Now we know how he plans on getting down the chimney.

(submitted by Anonymous)

52 Responses to “12 Days To Xmas: The Contortionist”

  1. mary says:

    the pose is what makes this pic so very wrong.

  2. Whirlwitch says:

    I read all the comments to see if someone would say this, and no one did:

    You remind me of the babe…

  3. BP says:

    Mom is sexy!

  4. joyce says:

    Okay the baby IS cute, but I have never seen such a jaded expression on a baby in my life. He just looks like he’s seen it all.

    • Hoosier812 says:

      “Yup *sigh* they’re my parents…*eye-roll*”

      I wonder what expression he’ll wear in his teenage family photos… probably the same one.

  5. ture says:

    I own the outfit the mom is wearing!! wore it last night!

  6. pittipat says:

    I was ok til I got to the earring. Red onesie , earring and too much hair gel. No wonder his head’s falling over….

  7. Foxinabox says:

    I….where do photographers come UP with these crazy poses?! Do they have to take classes on ‘Perfectly Bad Postures’ or something?

  8. Skipping Lunch says:

    I’d love to look at the rest of their family album!

  9. anniebananie says:

    Do you think they marched through Penny’s to the photo studio there with those get-ups on??? ….. awesome.

  10. cupcake says:

    i LOVE this! its truly truly amazing

  11. powermuffin says:

    Dad really knows how to work a Union suit. Come New Year’s Eve he is going to be partying like it is 1899!

  12. Kristen says:

    Let’s see…I hid your gift back here somewhere.

  13. magillicuddy says:

    pretty cute… the kid will appreciate it when he’s 15 and Dad whips out that photo…

  14. It coud have worked if they posed comfortable and the shot was centered. I would love some cute pjs like the moms though…

    hopefully they brought outfits to change out of!

  15. Lola says:

    “Happy Holidays”

    Love, The Onsies

  16. Lucy says:

    I bet the Ghostbusters family doesn’t feel quite so awkward now.

  17. P says:

    Holla at a playr

  18. Joanne says:

    that defines “awkward pose”.

  19. zombie ninja says:

    I love this pic! Even with the father’s spine cracking pose they look so adorable. And that baby is too cute!

    • RBX says:

      I agree! I’m surprised the photographer didn’t center it better or have the subjects posed more comfortably, but it’s still cute. I think the mom might be tickling the baby, since he looks awfully tense with his adorable feet raised like that.

      But very cute– I want to know where the mom got her PJ’s!

  20. claire says:

    baby’s getting a tummy scratch

  21. softgeek says:

    That is what a man in love looks like.

  22. meg says:

    Holiday themed drop seat PJs for the win!

  23. Penny Dreadful says:

    I MUST know where Mom got her pajamas.

  24. Tim says:

    my neck hurts just looking at that…

  25. Jessica Rabbit says:

    That baby is chillin so hard.

  26. tiffychele says:

    The family that poses in pajamas together, stays together!

  27. PromisedPlanet says:

    Set your mind free.

  28. bmj2k says:

    Mom looks really cute.

  29. Kristie says:

    I can’t believe some photographer looked at this and thought, “Yep, everyone looks comfortable …. I’ve done my job well.” Now, click!

    • Soquel says:

      I know, as a studio photgrapher at some chain photo place a few years back… I look at some of these pics and think WTF? Why did they let them leave with this photo!How do you justify this…One of my ex co-workers took a picture with a kid holding a lint roller! 0_o.. they really need to drug test these photographers..

      I think this idea could have been cute.. especially if it had been only mom and baby.. something about a guy in a onesie is unsettling..

  30. SadieBabie says:

    Onsies? Really?

  31. Awkwerrrd says:

    That baby is SO flippin cute!

  32. Q says:

    I’m pretty disappointed we don’t get to see mom in her onesie.

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