12 Days To Xmas: The Contortionist
December 13th, 2009
Thank you to the AFP family for sending in your awkward holiday pics! Now it’s time to let the countdown begin…
Now we know how he plans on getting down the chimney.
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the pose is what makes this pic so very wrong.
I read all the comments to see if someone would say this, and no one did:
You remind me of the babe…
whos the babe
Mom is sexy!
you said it best brother
Okay the baby IS cute, but I have never seen such a jaded expression on a baby in my life. He just looks like he’s seen it all.
I own the outfit the mom is wearing!! wore it last night!
I was ok til I got to the earring. Red onesie , earring and too much hair gel. No wonder his head’s falling over….
I….where do photographers come UP with these crazy poses?! Do they have to take classes on ‘Perfectly Bad Postures’ or something?
I’d love to look at the rest of their family album!
Do you think they marched through Penny’s to the photo studio there with those get-ups on??? ….. awesome.
i LOVE this! its truly truly amazing
Dad really knows how to work a Union suit. Come New Year’s Eve he is going to be partying like it is 1899!
LOL!!!!!
Let’s see…I hid your gift back here somewhere.
pretty cute… the kid will appreciate it when he’s 15 and Dad whips out that photo…
It coud have worked if they posed comfortable and the shot was centered. I would love some cute pjs like the moms though…
hopefully they brought outfits to change out of!
“Happy Holidays”
Love, The Onsies
I bet the Ghostbusters family doesn’t feel quite so awkward now.
*LMAO!!!!
Holla at a playr
that defines “awkward pose”.
I love this pic! Even with the father’s spine cracking pose they look so adorable. And that baby is too cute!
I agree! I’m surprised the photographer didn’t center it better or have the subjects posed more comfortably, but it’s still cute. I think the mom might be tickling the baby, since he looks awfully tense with his adorable feet raised like that.
But very cute– I want to know where the mom got her PJ’s!
I was thinking maybe the kid was pooping…
baby’s getting a tummy scratch
That is what a man in love looks like.
HAHAHAHAHA!
uncomfortable?
Holiday themed drop seat PJs for the win!
I MUST know where Mom got her pajamas.
my neck hurts just looking at that…
That baby is chillin so hard.
That was my first thought when I saw the photo!
The family that poses in pajamas together, stays together!
Set your mind free.
Like!
I tried that pose and I threw my hip out!
Mom looks really cute.
Very
I can’t believe some photographer looked at this and thought, “Yep, everyone looks comfortable …. I’ve done my job well.” Now, click!
I know, as a studio photgrapher at some chain photo place a few years back… I look at some of these pics and think WTF? Why did they let them leave with this photo!How do you justify this…One of my ex co-workers took a picture with a kid holding a lint roller! 0_o.. they really need to drug test these photographers..
I think this idea could have been cute.. especially if it had been only mom and baby.. something about a guy in a onesie is unsettling..
Onsies? Really?
That baby is SO flippin cute!
I’m pretty disappointed we don’t get to see mom in her onesie.
She is in a onesie.
Why would you want to see that anyway?
Because she seems to fit in it very well.