On second thought, keep it simple this year. Merry Awkward Christmas from AFP!
(submitted by Herman)
What I want to know is were they planning on sending this to their family and friends, or it was just something funny for themselves? I mean honestly if one of my family members sent me this I’d die laughing, and probably send it straight to this website, actually. Hahaha.
Also speaking of hand checking the dad… how about the mom! It looks like her hand is on that poor older kids butt. Traumatized anyone?
Why? times infinity.
I even wonder what this picture is about. Do you think it’s funny?
Oedipus Rex! Put that Red Ryder BB Gun down right now and get in the house before you put your eyes out!
Haha, so what I was thinking!
The ultimate christmas brag letter.
dude, your mom’s hot.
I have never said this, but you can totally tell this is fake. Look at the older boy’s shoulders around the coller bone, 2 different skin types (body looks plastic). Mom’s face doesn’t even look real, and you can totally tell dad’s head doesn’t go with that body and has the same different skin tones going on.
yeah that’s exactly what I was thinking. It may be fake, but it’s hilarious!
Hey, you bold audacious photoshop conspiracists, you! Try this experiment! Set up a bright light a little higher than your head, take your clothes off, and stand next to something that partially blocks the light from reaching all of you. Look at your “skin tones” on the side nearer to the blocking object — you should see darker areas where the skin is not lit. These are called “shadows.”
_Thank_ you! LOL
….and don’t forget to post the result on AFP!
Rita, I think most of us can totally tell that you don’t know what you’re talking about
and yes, i just realized that prepubescent adolescent is pretty much redundant. but im full of Christmas dinner, and my brain is foggy. thank you very much.
so…my first post didnt make the cut. i didnt think it was mean at all. but i guess saying the mom looked like she was made of wax was not good. so….just ignore this post above, please. oh…and btw~this picture is wrong on so many levels. i may need counseling after seeing it.
Why? Why? Why would you do this?
???…Hand check dad???..
You know, it may be more creepy than awkward! I could almost see some goofs doing this, but including their kids in it is just weird!
what’s holding the leaves on??
You may be right. They actually MAY have been naked but someone put the leaves on the photo!
Double sided tape – JLo style.
The kids’ ones have ties on them, maybe there are giant rubberbands on the parents’ ones.
This gets my vote of most awkward family photo of all time.
Wow, and my kids think I’m bad because I hum in public, softly. They really need to see this.Yikes
no jacque…they dont. please dont let them see this.
I really doubt she’s the mother of two kids, what with the evidence available for inspection and all. Probably wife #2.
Hey guys, LEAF them alone.
Ha! Good one.
..yeah, I’m sure they’ve go it FIGured out!
I hope they’re not standing too close to those tiki flames.
So do they have turkey or goose for Christmas?
Well, they’re acting like turkeys (but a lot braver than a turkey) and it would be easy to goose them in those “outfits.”
WOW! The dad’s white feet are definitely THE most awkward part of this photo!! LOL
Well my other comment never made it but here is the censored version…..
Yeah mom we get it …. The ole ‘think of something to do in the card that will show off my body after having two children, without it looking like I’m bragging ‘ gag !!!!!!
Poor poor kids especially the older son
My guess is, this is step-mom.
O_o Little scandalized, but can see where they were going with it! It’s like Adam & Eve meets Santa! Ho-Ho-Hellooooo!
makes my own family seem ever more tolerable….
We should be thanking our lucky stars the they shot this from the front.
THAT they! Too many glasses of Christmas cheer last night…
Sure looks like poison sumac to me!
For having two kids, Mom looks really good. I need to find out where she works out.
If you go there just make sure you wipe down the machines realllly well before using them.
Those smiles quickly turned into frowns when Jeff Probst announced “the tribe has spoken” and snuffed out the Bartkowski’s torch. The Christmas buff strategy (in more ways than one) had apparently backfired.
it DOES look like tribal council! good one!
What goes through someone’s mind to get this picture taken?
“Honey you know what would be cute this year?”
“If we all got naked and wore fig leafs and santa hats for our Christmas card!”
“Great idea babe. Come on boys, let’s go get some leaves!”
Yep, that about sums it up.
Something tells me that this is NOT what Jesus had in mind when he wanted people to remind each other of his birth with holiday cards……then again……??
I’m pretty sure it was not Him who came up with the idea. Archeologists haven’t dug up any Shoebox greetings from that time period.
Jerry, you beat me to it and in a far more clever way than what I intended.
It could be more awkward. They could be covering with mistletoe. I thanks them for showing restraint. Merry Christmas.
OMG! I just spewed the eggnog out my nose!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one
Sprigs of holly would’ve been a bad choice too.
Everyone in their family is fit! That’s why this idea will never work for mine.
Is that the famous Epidermis Family?
Well the dad has obviously done some tanning in a Speedo, and the mom has no bikini top tan lines…nudist fam!
Either that or she always wears that coconut bikini when she goes tanning
Merry Christmas and a Happy Nude Year!
Well, at least they put sunscreen on the kids.
Wow. Just wow.
I feel so much better about my family now! Thank You AFP!!!
And so much worse about my own body!
I thought that too, damn she has a great body for having two kids!
There sure is a presumption (which is not true) that exposing your naked body to your children causes psychological problems.
Hey, at least they are not really fat! LOL!
Considering that exposing yourself to strangers is a crime, it’s safe to say that getting close-to-nekkid in front of your kids is worth, at minimum, a round of counseling.
What makes this even weirder than it already is is the background?! where are they?! It looks like a medieval smelting workshop!
I was thinking that they were about to be voted off the island!
Oh! oh…my. Awkward doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Only the fig leaves are covering it!!
Man, this one is for the books! Extremely awkward. Look up awkward in the dictionary, and this is the photo beside the definition.
Mom/Sister is pretty hot though!
I was gonna say the same thing about Dad!
But seriously, who thinks “Let’s combine two great things this year — family AND nudity!”?
Well, Nudity is how you get family!
I see lots of therapy in those kids’ future…
As always, it is the children who suffer…what does it do to a pre-adolescent son to stand beside his coconut-bra wearing mom? I hope the boys have grown up and found themselves the best shrinks money can buy!
OMG! merry christmas!
RJ’s day to day activities
Journal of RJ’s mom
my family seems slightly less freaky. thank you. tomorrow will be just a little bit easier…
i realy have to agree with that
nuh-uh… no way…
Funny, just the other day a friend of mine asked what nudists did for their Christmas cards. I guess we now know.
Well looking at those tan lines they’re obviously not nudists all the time but they’re definitely uninhibited…
What… the… hell!?!?!?!?
I’m trying to look away but I can’t!
More like Merry XXX-mas! HAHA
…and a happy nude year!
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