It’s XMAS: Deck The Halls

December 24th, 2009

It’s XMAS: Deck The Halls - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

On second thought, keep it simple this year. Merry Awkward Christmas from AFP!

(submitted by Herman)

250 Responses to “It’s XMAS: Deck The Halls”

  1. Britches says:

    What I want to know is were they planning on sending this to their family and friends, or it was just something funny for themselves? I mean honestly if one of my family members sent me this I’d die laughing, and probably send it straight to this website, actually. Hahaha.

    Also speaking of hand checking the dad… how about the mom! It looks like her hand is on that poor older kids butt. Traumatized anyone?

  2. matissmo says:

    Why? times infinity.

  3. ldii says:

    I even wonder what this picture is about. Do you think it’s funny?

  4. DonKeyHoTay says:

    Oedipus Rex! Put that Red Ryder BB Gun down right now and get in the house before you put your eyes out!

  5. amy says:

    The ultimate christmas brag letter.

  6. jnmcnally says:

    dude, your mom’s hot.

  7. Rita says:

    I have never said this, but you can totally tell this is fake. Look at the older boy’s shoulders around the coller bone, 2 different skin types (body looks plastic). Mom’s face doesn’t even look real, and you can totally tell dad’s head doesn’t go with that body and has the same different skin tones going on.

    • sonia says:

      yeah that’s exactly what I was thinking. It may be fake, but it’s hilarious!

    • Michael L says:

      Hey, you bold audacious photoshop conspiracists, you! Try this experiment! Set up a bright light a little higher than your head, take your clothes off, and stand next to something that partially blocks the light from reaching all of you. Look at your “skin tones” on the side nearer to the blocking object — you should see darker areas where the skin is not lit. These are called “shadows.”

    • Ken says:

      Rita, I think most of us can totally tell that you don’t know what you’re talking about

  8. ivelostmyself says:

    and yes, i just realized that prepubescent adolescent is pretty much redundant. but im full of Christmas dinner, and my brain is foggy. thank you very much.

    • ivelostmyself says:

      so…my first post didnt make the cut. i didnt think it was mean at all. but i guess saying the mom looked like she was made of wax was not good. so….just ignore this post above, please. oh…and btw~this picture is wrong on so many levels. i may need counseling after seeing it.

  9. Bean says:

    Why? Why? Why would you do this?

  10. davidliebehart says:

    ???…Hand check dad???..

  11. Tiffany says:

    You know, it may be more creepy than awkward! I could almost see some goofs doing this, but including their kids in it is just weird!

  12. katelyn says:

    what’s holding the leaves on??

  13. Elsie says:

    This gets my vote of most awkward family photo of all time.

  14. jacque says:

    Wow, and my kids think I’m bad because I hum in public, softly. They really need to see this.Yikes

  15. Dan Brennan says:

    I really doubt she’s the mother of two kids, what with the evidence available for inspection and all. Probably wife #2.

  16. Jade says:

    Hey guys, LEAF them alone.

  17. bmj2k says:

    I hope they’re not standing too close to those tiki flames.

  18. Cee says:

    So do they have turkey or goose for Christmas?

    • Anne says:

      Well, they’re acting like turkeys (but a lot braver than a turkey) and it would be easy to goose them in those “outfits.”

  19. D'OH says:

    WOW! The dad’s white feet are definitely THE most awkward part of this photo!! LOL

  20. Stephanie says:

    Well my other comment never made it but here is the censored version…..
    Yeah mom we get it …. The ole ‘think of something to do in the card that will show off my body after having two children, without it looking like I’m bragging ‘ gag !!!!!!
    Poor poor kids especially the older son :(

  21. YIKES! says:

    O_o Little scandalized, but can see where they were going with it! It’s like Adam & Eve meets Santa! Ho-Ho-Hellooooo!

  22. Saffy says:


    makes my own family seem ever more tolerable….

  23. Merry Kristenmas says:

    We should be thanking our lucky stars the they shot this from the front.

  24. dB says:

    Sure looks like poison sumac to me!

  25. Patty Tillman says:

    For having two kids, Mom looks really good. I need to find out where she works out.

  26. Don says:

    Those smiles quickly turned into frowns when Jeff Probst announced “the tribe has spoken” and snuffed out the Bartkowski’s torch. The Christmas buff strategy (in more ways than one) had apparently backfired.

  27. Norm says:

    What goes through someone’s mind to get this picture taken?

    “Honey you know what would be cute this year?”
    “If we all got naked and wore fig leafs and santa hats for our Christmas card!”
    “Great idea babe. Come on boys, let’s go get some leaves!”


  28. Candy says:

    Something tells me that this is NOT what Jesus had in mind when he wanted people to remind each other of his birth with holiday cards……then again……??

  29. Chris says:

    It could be more awkward. They could be covering with mistletoe. I thanks them for showing restraint. Merry Christmas.

  30. Lennon1124 says:

    Everyone in their family is fit! That’s why this idea will never work for mine.

  31. Howard White says:

    Is that the famous Epidermis Family?

  32. Well the dad has obviously done some tanning in a Speedo, and the mom has no bikini top tan lines…nudist fam!

  33. MaryCherry says:

    Merry Christmas and a Happy Nude Year!

  34. Mel says:

    Well, at least they put sunscreen on the kids.

  35. Kathy says:

    Wow. Just wow.

  36. LilyBear says:

    I feel so much better about my family now! Thank You AFP!!!

  37. Charlie says:

    There sure is a presumption (which is not true) that exposing your naked body to your children causes psychological problems.

    Hey, at least they are not really fat! LOL!

    • Doc says:

      Considering that exposing yourself to strangers is a crime, it’s safe to say that getting close-to-nekkid in front of your kids is worth, at minimum, a round of counseling.

  38. Draculalala says:

    What makes this even weirder than it already is is the background?! where are they?! It looks like a medieval smelting workshop!

  39. PissedChef says:

    Oh! oh…my. Awkward doesn’t even begin to cover it.

  40. mericatt says:

    Man, this one is for the books! Extremely awkward. Look up awkward in the dictionary, and this is the photo beside the definition.

  41. Chrissy says:

    Mom/Sister is pretty hot though!

  42. Juls says:

    I see lots of therapy in those kids’ future…

  43. nite owl says:

    As always, it is the children who suffer…what does it do to a pre-adolescent son to stand beside his coconut-bra wearing mom? I hope the boys have grown up and found themselves the best shrinks money can buy!

  44. daisyfae says:

    my family seems slightly less freaky. thank you. tomorrow will be just a little bit easier…

  45. kay says:

    nuh-uh… no way…

  46. finnaryn says:

    Funny, just the other day a friend of mine asked what nudists did for their Christmas cards. I guess we now know. ;)

  47. Craig says:

    What… the… hell!?!?!?!?

  48. bmj2k says:

    I’m trying to look away but I can’t!

  49. AwkWerrrd says:

    OH MY!


    Merry X-Mas!!!

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