Saturday Night Special: Natural Woman
January 9th, 2010
After giving birth, this woman sent her child back into the wild.
(submitted by Suzy)
Saturday Night Special: Natural Woman
After giving birth, this woman sent her child back into the wild.
(submitted by Suzy)
Maybe she will call her son Moses, stick him in a basket and push him down the Nile River. Either that, or she really is in DeNial – What I’m pregnant???!
Tim catches Jill leaving the Scarecrows house, still partially undressed….
Looks almost like it’s been photoshopped. Haha, the face and neck are tanner than her bottom section of her neck.
I like how her expression is saying: “Dang it, John!? I thought you said we were ALONE out here?!?”
Amazing how much 9 months pregnant looks like 9 year beer gut and man boobs. ‘Cept, you know, without the hairy, burping guy attached.
And before any moms or moms-to-be jump down my throat, I’m just havin’ some fun.
But, be honest, guys with large beer guts *do* look like they’re pregnant.
I am personally curious as to why she is holding the leaves in the same hand she is holding her right breast with. Somehow that just makes this that much weirder.
It’s a good thing she covered her nipples. Else, man, that could have been weird and tasteless.
Heeeeeeeey! It’s the “Hockey Mom” from the other photo!!! Say it ain’t so!
Looks like the mom from home improvement
Her name is Zorka
OH MY GOD SO AWKWARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT
LOL…..wait!!! isn’t that the wife from Home Improvement???? OMG!!!
What’s with the look of surprise?
And sorry, boys, she’s taken.
Odd thing is, she’s not even pregnant…
She looks like a hot preggo girl from Lost…where’s kate and jack…
I feel like this was the original idea behind mrs. doubtfire when robin williams was very young. and then he came to his senses. sorta.
So now we know where the cabbage patch kids came from.
What came first, the cabbage patch momma, or the cabbage patch baby?
oops. At first glance i saw one very large boob.
I can hear Inside Edition right now.. Spouse of Tim the toolman Taylor nakee, inflated and on speed..
She looks like the mother from Home Improvement
is that jill from home improvement? hahaha
she looks like the mom from Home Improvement
After posing for that pic, I bet she feels like a real big boob!
Dharma’s real mom
That;s hot
I think it’s beautiful except for the expression on her face.
I agree
I was TRYING to weave a top that would cover all that, but then YOU came along with the CAMERA and scared me, and now I gotta START ALL OVER, and IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT, so I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY… YOU GOT ME INTO THIS and IF YOU EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN… SO HELP ME… *^@#*^%$#y*()&#%^_#(&%_!!
FYI, I had to try several times to get through reading your comment because I was laughing so hard.
BWA HA HA HA! Thank you for the best explanation of this photo EVER!
Is there unruly bamboo EVERYWHERE?
gross
I am lmao.
not sure if I should explain myself. Good concept gone wrong. 
Haha it’s okay some things just don’t turn out the way we imagine them in our head. Are you sure you’re not the mom from Home Improvement?
I think her eyes are painted on with colored Sharpies………and does she really think her future child is going to want to see this somewhere down the road?
She looks beautiful! So suck it! Of course her child will love this picture. It’s a wonderful memory of her at 9 months. Your just jealous!
Ah, that would be “you’re”?
im thinking she went bra-less because standing in a bunch of weeds, completely shirtless and preggo, in a bra may seem a little awkward….
Demi Moore–is that you??
I blame Demi Moore for all these preggers-nudie shots.
I’m betting that this is the pic she used on some holiday card or maybe announcement. Could you imagine opening your card from Suzy to find this? Kinda says “I’m here, deal with me!”
I can’t believe no one has mentioned the unnaturally blue contacts yet. Thems crazy eyes right there.
Hey buddy… those are all natural!
Oh My God. What on earth possesses some people to do this? Why do they think other people want to see it? Lord give me strength…
Maybe her water just broke? There’s gotta be a reason for that startled expression.
The fact that she’s in a field of ‘weeds’ may expalin a few things…
While quite a few pregnant women get pictures taken during the pregnancy/pregnancies (my husband took some of me, though no formal studio pictures were ever done), there are just so many things out of whack here I don’t even know where to begin. It’s like a Real Housewife’s head has been photochopped onto some random earth mama’s body. That head seems a little startled to be on that body in the jungle as well.
“That head seems a little startled to be on that body in the jungle as well.”
That sentence alone made me LOL.
. . . sent her child back into the wild to live with Daddy and learn to live on nuts, berries and the occasional small animal.
Its Mogli’s mother.
so does anyone else think she resembles the mom from home improvment? just me? okay
holy s***, this was gonna be my comment. not just you!
WT*??? She looks like a deer stuck in headlights. Husband: “Uh….babe, whatcha doing out here, and uhhhh, where’s your shirt?” Wife: “Oh, I, uhhh, was just takin’ a little stroll and I got a little gassy and bloated and then…POP…my shirt flew off!”
LOL. My fave so far!
scary
WHoah…Jill from Home Improvement…Is that you???
THAT IS WHAT I WAS THINKING!
And actually, I went to school and had a few classes with one of her sons. Could this be him?!?!? I’m gonna have to ask him.
LOL i didnt see this. i just posted the same thing. thats the first thought that popped into my head.
Did Suzy leak a Playboy cover pic? Where’s the rabbit?
lol
lol exactly what I was thinking…that woman is a dead ringer for her.
Definitely looks like Jill Taylor! First thing I thought of!
OMG!! That was my first thought!! Jill from Home Improvement..most definitely!!
My first thought was jacki from Rosanne but after reading the home improvement reference…… DING DING DING DING we have a winner!
AHHH! i clicked on the “comments” to this photo specifically to say that she looked like jill from Home Improvement. i guess the consensus is yes!
That is EXACTLY what I thought when I saw this!! LOL that’s great.
agreeeddd! i thought that too!
So what is natural about hair highlights, eye-liner and lipstick?
She looks like she could shoot lasers from her eyeballs…I am scared…
..Seriously..
She looks really indignant that someone is taking her picture. She’s clutching her breasts, about to say, “How dare you?” Here I am taking a nice semi-naked walk in the long grass, after having gone to some trouble with my hair and make-up and you come up and take a picture of me?
She looks like she’s having twins. That probably explains the facial expression.
….she looks like she’s gonna have a Buick.
Buick, now that’s funny.
Now THAT was good!!!
BAH HAHAHAHAHA!!!
looks like she cannot believe that she is actually pregnant
So my question is, why is she covering her breasts? Because if we claim shyness, bashful feelings, humility, or a respect for decorum in polite company, well we wouldn’t be out among the bamboo stalks looking like this in the first place, would we?
agreed!
Love it!
Now im thirsty..wish i had a glass and some chocolate chip cookies…
HAHA awww come on….
And then there’s the whole issue of her hair being styled and her wearing makeup. This picture is awkward in so many ways really.
hahaha! i imagined this comment read in a british accent and it made my day!
Maybe it is me, but I think this woman might be with child… I am just saying, years of observation have honed my senses. Oh, and she also might not be wearing a bra.
You sir, are hilarious. lol
LMAO!!!
My question is, WHY WHY WHY!?
I didn’t think the picture itself was all that funny, but your comment cracked me up. Love it!
Ditto.