Thank you for cracking me up! I have found myself mesmerized by that infomercial more than once in the middle of the night.
BTW, my mother saw The Exorcist (original movie in the theater) when she was pregnant with me, back in ’74. The jury’s still out over whether or not that’s the source of my problems. Of course, I HAD TO send her this picture.
Um, ya, jk translates to just kidding. And she’s really not that young to read. A lot of children start reading at her age. But of course, they’re usually reading “See Spot Run” haha
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Do you think her favorite baby food is Pea soup?
The power of Pampers compels you!
Nice!!!!
This one actually made me laugh —- love it!
Good God!
Help a poor Catlick boy fadda?
Some people really go out of their way to avoid reading Oprah’s Book Club selections!
That would scare the bejeebus outa me!
AH hahahahahahhahah!
~ The book, the look, .. it’s SO perfect!
I about peed myself when I saw this! LOL
The body of Christ compels her!
Ok, ok . . . I am about to pee my pants laughing because I know who this is. I definitely work with her. Oh, KP . . . she was always the evil one.
This was totally me as a kid. haha
this is soo funnY! i love it!!!!!
Maybe they’re planning a prequel to the movie and she’s wanting to audition as Regan MacNeil (as a child).
Does the background resemble a hospital room to anyone besides me?
It does, rather, but it isn’t — hospitals don’t put beds against the wall, since they may need to get at patients from either side.
With what looks like Boppy in the background, I was thinking maternity room. But, Mifty seems to have squelched that idea…
I’m MORE afraid of that hideous neck pillow in the background. They have plain ones.
that’s a breast feeding pillow and they’re always like that as white doesn’t go well with vomit-soakings.
The Terrible Twos Book Club
genealogical research?
She’s clearly gotten tired of Dr. Seuss.
Just a little light reading before bed I see.
Looks more like dark reading to me….
hookt on phonix worked for her.
“This doesn’t seem awkward to me! What do you” – ** head catches on fire *
Your mother reads books in Hell!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAH! WIN!
Few things make me laugh out loud. Success! Thank you for that!!
Someone’s been using Your Baby Can Read.
Thank you for cracking me up! I have found myself mesmerized by that infomercial more than once in the middle of the night.
BTW, my mother saw The Exorcist (original movie in the theater) when she was pregnant with me, back in ’74. The jury’s still out over whether or not that’s the source of my problems. Of course, I HAD TO send her this picture.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Best comment ever!
smackfreakingtabulous!
No, she has the advanced version, incl. the bumper-sticker that says
“Your Baby Can Read But Mine Can Levitate!”
I need an old priest and a young priest…
“THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!!”
Now THAT is just plain awesome.
Looks like she’s getting some pointers.
Random but… did anyone else notice that her toenail polish matches the book cover?
yes i did! spooky eh?
LOL…I did notice that!!
her autobiography is a nightly read
there’s no one out there who put so much effort in getting that role.
I think she’s stealing my soul…and she hasn’t even gotten past the first chapter!
“No, that’s wrong. It took more than one old priest to cast me out!”
you’re NOT MY MOTHER!!!
First page and her eyes are already starting to roll back in her head! Watch out, next she’ll have projectile vomit of the strained pea variety!
future profile pic in 15 years!
Nice.
This needs to be taken down. People shouldn’t be letting their children read these kinds of books. This is just disgusting….. j/k
do you honestly think that a child that young can read? Seriously, get a life!
wow man he was joking hence the “j/k”
Seriously. Get a grip!
Um, ya, jk translates to just kidding. And she’s really not that young to read. A lot of children start reading at her age. But of course, they’re usually reading “See Spot Run” haha
Hahaha you had me so worked up I didn’t even finish reading your comment! I was totally ranting at you til I noticed you were kidding. Respect
*high five* for posting exactly what I was thinking when I first saw this picture
Photoshopped. She’s actually reading The Omen.
Ha!
I liked the Mein Kampf one better…
Total FAS baby.
That might be the rudest comment I’ve seen yet.
AFP might want to consider removing it.
I think that this picture disturbs me more than the Hitler book picture.
me too!
Be afraid….
Be very afraid!
Be very very…nevermind.
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Wait, does this count after someone says nevermind?
She wanted to rid herself of the Demons within.
I agree, a perfect shot. The longer I look, the more frightened I become!
At least there’s no green pea soup involved… yet.
wow. that’s a big book for her. it probably made her head spin after reading it.
haha perfect!
Touche!
SCORE!
WIN!
Punny, my friend. Punny indeed.
This would put me to sleep too *_*
I don’t like that look in her eyes.
Perfect!
Yes, we have a winner.
Not awkward, but funny!