Bedtime Stories 2

January 14th, 2010

Bedtime Stories 2 - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

Sweet dreams.

(submitted by Lora)

106 Responses to “Bedtime Stories 2”

  1. Chris says:

    Do you think her favorite baby food is Pea soup?

  2. Scott says:

    The power of Pampers compels you!

  3. BP says:

    This one actually made me laugh —- love it!

  4. Vanessa says:

    Good God!

  5. joyce says:

    Help a poor Catlick boy fadda?

  6. Paul says:

    Some people really go out of their way to avoid reading Oprah’s Book Club selections!

  7. Axl VanJovi says:

    That would scare the bejeebus outa me!

  8. AwkWerrrd says:

    AH hahahahahahhahah!
    ~ The book, the look, .. it’s SO perfect!

  9. Rachel says:

    I about peed myself when I saw this! LOL 🙂

  10. Kat says:

    The body of Christ compels her!

  11. Drew says:

    Ok, ok . . . I am about to pee my pants laughing because I know who this is. I definitely work with her. Oh, KP . . . she was always the evil one.

  12. Jasmine says:

    This was totally me as a kid. haha

  13. She says:

    this is soo funnY! i love it!!!!!

  14. Vickie says:

    Maybe they’re planning a prequel to the movie and she’s wanting to audition as Regan MacNeil (as a child).

  15. Melissa says:

    Does the background resemble a hospital room to anyone besides me?

    • Mifty says:

      It does, rather, but it isn’t — hospitals don’t put beds against the wall, since they may need to get at patients from either side.

    • Erica says:

      With what looks like Boppy in the background, I was thinking maternity room. But, Mifty seems to have squelched that idea…

  16. Jeff says:

    I’m MORE afraid of that hideous neck pillow in the background. They have plain ones.

  17. poppy says:

    The Terrible Twos Book Club

  18. Tracy says:

    genealogical research?

  19. MCR says:

    She’s clearly gotten tired of Dr. Seuss.

  20. PissedChef says:

    Just a little light reading before bed I see.

  21. amy says:

    hookt on phonix worked for her.

  22. Lalala says:

    “This doesn’t seem awkward to me! What do you” – ** head catches on fire *

  23. BJMallory says:

    Your mother reads books in Hell!!

  24. Megan says:

    Someone’s been using Your Baby Can Read.

    • thicktortiethintabby says:

      Thank you for cracking me up! I have found myself mesmerized by that infomercial more than once in the middle of the night.

      BTW, my mother saw The Exorcist (original movie in the theater) when she was pregnant with me, back in ’74. The jury’s still out over whether or not that’s the source of my problems. Of course, I HAD TO send her this picture.

    • Alyssa says:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Best comment ever!

    • Crystal says:


    • iLOLd says:

      No, she has the advanced version, incl. the bumper-sticker that says
      “Your Baby Can Read But Mine Can Levitate!”

  25. ichi says:

    I need an old priest and a young priest…

  26. Kit says:


  27. Richard Anderson says:

    Now THAT is just plain awesome.

  28. Sassy says:

    Looks like she’s getting some pointers.

  29. Karen says:

    Random but… did anyone else notice that her toenail polish matches the book cover?

  30. melissa a says:

    her autobiography is a nightly read

  31. joci says:

    there’s no one out there who put so much effort in getting that role.

  32. Tim says:

    I think she’s stealing my soul…and she hasn’t even gotten past the first chapter!

  33. bmj2k says:

    “No, that’s wrong. It took more than one old priest to cast me out!”

  34. Uncuw Biww says:

    you’re NOT MY MOTHER!!!

  35. kateland01 says:

    First page and her eyes are already starting to roll back in her head! Watch out, next she’ll have projectile vomit of the strained pea variety!

  36. Jess Vogler says:

    future profile pic in 15 years!

  37. Jessie says:

    This needs to be taken down. People shouldn’t be letting their children read these kinds of books. This is just disgusting….. j/k

  38. durhay says:

    Photoshopped. She’s actually reading The Omen.

  39. Mari says:

    I liked the Mein Kampf one better…

  40. Dave says:

    Total FAS baby.

  41. Moss Morris says:

    I think that this picture disturbs me more than the Hitler book picture.

  42. PaulaSaintO says:

    Be afraid….

  43. charmy_canuck says:

    She wanted to rid herself of the Demons within.

  44. Carol says:

    I agree, a perfect shot. The longer I look, the more frightened I become!

  45. Piglet says:

    At least there’s no green pea soup involved… yet.

  46. taino sam says:

    wow. that’s a big book for her. it probably made her head spin after reading it.

  47. Kathy says:

    This would put me to sleep too *_*

  48. Les says:

    I don’t like that look in her eyes.

  49. Joan says:


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