I woke up one morning to find a signed glossy photo of Biker Fox on my car. I think cause he noticed the bike rack, and what biker wouldn’t want a autographed photo of Biker Fox?
Biker Fox! I miss that guy. He was so amazingly obscene and entertaining at whatever intersection he was doing bike tricks at. Just be happy that it’s only a picture of his butt because he wears those tight bike shorts for a reason that he likes to show off in front…
I don’t see the problem. It is a proud day when a cyclist can rebuild a bike to completely match his favorite, heritage-based uniform. I just worry about the helmet. Have fun with your colors, but don’t sacrifice the motif just to look like Lance.
When you live in Tulsa, you rely on your crazies for entertainment. He’s actually quite personable – everyone in South Tulsa knows about him. If you honk or wave he’ll give you a little booty wiggle.
Oh damn, I know this guy… He used to come into the bike shop where I worked in Tulsa all the time hocking his HORRID dvd. Its Biker FOX! His signature move, awkwardly flipping over his handlebars.
i worked with him at my first job. I made a “movie” out of a box of unlabeled DV tapes that he brought in. At one point you could buy it on DVD. I shudder to think about what I have brought into the world.
Oh Biker Fox… I’ve seen him around town a few times. One time he cheered for me and my boyfriend as he saw us kissing on a bridge while he rode past on his bike. Definitely my favorite Biker Fox moment.
Crocs are awkward all by themselves so this whole pic is mega awkward!! LOL We get it you’re a biker by the get up and the bike, but just had to prove what a flexible one you are, really??
Just looked at his website myself and there are some pics of him there looking like what I imagine it would look like if Ozzy Osbourne and Kid Rock had a baby together.
This guy’s name is Biker Fox. Yes, that is his legal name. He’s a local celebrity and “motivational speaker.” He dresses like this for his numerous bike rides around town. Actually… you’re lucky if you see him with this amount of clothing… he’s also spotted frequently shirtless with very very short white bikeshorts. He also goes clubbing like this, dances with girls, and hands out autographed wallet-sized photos.
It hurts because it’s recent. Those are Crocs he’s wearing. There’s no excuse like “Well, it was the ’70′s” or “Mom dressed me”. No. This is a cold, conscious, calculated pose. I’m cying on the inside because I am dying on the outside….
“Honey, I’ve decided to pay a professional photographer to take a picture of my in riding gear and wearing crocs….and my butt will be prominent. So……no dialysis for you this month.”
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I woke up one morning to find a signed glossy photo of Biker Fox on my car. I think cause he noticed the bike rack, and what biker wouldn’t want a autographed photo of Biker Fox?
Aaaahhhh! My eyes!!! They burn!!!!!
This photo just HAD to be taken specifically for AFP….there just can’t possibly be any other reason!!!! I just don’t want to believe it anyway…
OMG! Gotta love the bright yellow Crocs!
Biker Fox! I miss that guy. He was so amazingly obscene and entertaining at whatever intersection he was doing bike tricks at. Just be happy that it’s only a picture of his butt because he wears those tight bike shorts for a reason that he likes to show off in front…
I’m impressed. I want to be a bicylist too!
BIKER FOX FTW
Crocs?
That’s Biker Fox!! Tulsa’s weirdest and perviest street performer…
He did bike tricks at one of my high school pep rallies…then took about a gazillion pictures with the JV cheerleading squad.
It’s as creepy as it looks.
I can’t tell if the emblem on his socks is a) a dragon or b) a squirrel striking a defensive posture.
Why is he wearing crocks? That’s dangerous.
“Make sure you get my good side.”
biker fox!!
he’s all of tulsa… not just south tulsa. he hangs around Riverside quite often! yay biker fox!
I don’t see the problem. It is a proud day when a cyclist can rebuild a bike to completely match his favorite, heritage-based uniform. I just worry about the helmet. Have fun with your colors, but don’t sacrifice the motif just to look like Lance.
This guy yelled at my uncle!
When you live in Tulsa, you rely on your crazies for entertainment. He’s actually quite personable – everyone in South Tulsa knows about him. If you honk or wave he’ll give you a little booty wiggle.
what the F #*^_;”*-*+#*K
the most disturbing part of this picture is his yellow crocs.
Isn’t this the underwater viloinist?
Oh no, I have those same socks!!!
Oh damn, I know this guy… He used to come into the bike shop where I worked in Tulsa all the time hocking his HORRID dvd. Its Biker FOX! His signature move, awkwardly flipping over his handlebars.
Holy S***!!!
Hahaha it’s biker fox a south Tulsa legend
this guy is real…and this is actually a “decent” pic compared to some I have seen
check out his web site….name is biker fox
i worked with him at my first job. I made a “movie” out of a box of unlabeled DV tapes that he brought in. At one point you could buy it on DVD. I shudder to think about what I have brought into the world.
Oh Biker Fox… I’ve seen him around town a few times. One time he cheered for me and my boyfriend as he saw us kissing on a bridge while he rode past on his bike. Definitely my favorite Biker Fox moment.
Did anybody else think of the bike courier clown from The Big, Comfy Couch?
Major Bedhead…lol
At least he wasn’t wearing crocs.
Nice crocs
The fact that the yellow crocs don’t exactly match the color of the helmet ruins this totally for me.
Yellow crocs…hmm.
Are those the Lance Armstrong “Livestrong” crocs?
the crocs are awkward
at least they are color coordinated to the helmet…
LOL! Yes, is he stretching whilst showing off his butt or is he trying to get his helmet down to the crocs to show that they match, LOL!
Crocs are awkward all by themselves so this whole pic is mega awkward!! LOL We get it you’re a biker by the get up and the bike, but just had to prove what a flexible one you are, really??
Okay, I checked out his website, and I will say this, he obviously LOVES his butt……and crocs.
Oh, I just had to go and check it out too…
you are right, he does love his butt
and crocs
and socks.
Just looked at his website myself and there are some pics of him there looking like what I imagine it would look like if Ozzy Osbourne and Kid Rock had a baby together.
This guy’s name is Biker Fox. Yes, that is his legal name. He’s a local celebrity and “motivational speaker.” He dresses like this for his numerous bike rides around town. Actually… you’re lucky if you see him with this amount of clothing… he’s also spotted frequently shirtless with very very short white bikeshorts. He also goes clubbing like this, dances with girls, and hands out autographed wallet-sized photos.
Reminds me of Goldmember. And none of his reds match, I’m starting to feel a bit queasy.
Oh MY!
If you want to be truly frightened, Biker Fox has his own website: http://www.bikerfox.com.
I knew it was biker fox…
This guy is so hot…I wonder if he’s single.
Are you serious?!
I would venture to guess that he is.
WHAT
Apparently your comment needed tags.
Durn it. I shouldn’t have put ‘em in brackets. Meant to say that your comment needed “sarcasm” tags.
I thought it was female! haha oops…
It hurts because it’s recent. Those are Crocs he’s wearing. There’s no excuse like “Well, it was the ’70′s” or “Mom dressed me”. No. This is a cold, conscious, calculated pose. I’m cying on the inside because I am dying on the outside….
OMG I’m soooo with you on that one. There’s a relative somewhere going “crap!”.
Nice socks dude!
Stupid sexy Flanders!
Har, Har, Har!!!
ROFL!
“Feels like I’m wearin nothin at all…nothin at all…nothin at all…”
LOL!
Mmm, spandex…
“Honey, I’ve decided to pay a professional photographer to take a picture of my in riding gear and wearing crocs….and my butt will be prominent. So……no dialysis for you this month.”
honey i shrunk my shorts