“Honey, I’ve decided to pay a professional photographer to take a picture of my in riding gear and wearing crocs….and my butt will be prominent. So……no dialysis for you this month.”
It hurts because it’s recent. Those are Crocs he’s wearing. There’s no excuse like “Well, it was the ’70’s” or “Mom dressed me”. No. This is a cold, conscious, calculated pose. I’m cying on the inside because I am dying on the outside….
This guy’s name is Biker Fox. Yes, that is his legal name. He’s a local celebrity and “motivational speaker.” He dresses like this for his numerous bike rides around town. Actually… you’re lucky if you see him with this amount of clothing… he’s also spotted frequently shirtless with very very short white bikeshorts. He also goes clubbing like this, dances with girls, and hands out autographed wallet-sized photos.
Just looked at his website myself and there are some pics of him there looking like what I imagine it would look like if Ozzy Osbourne and Kid Rock had a baby together.
Oh Biker Fox… I’ve seen him around town a few times. One time he cheered for me and my boyfriend as he saw us kissing on a bridge while he rode past on his bike. Definitely my favorite Biker Fox moment.
i worked with him at my first job. I made a “movie” out of a box of unlabeled DV tapes that he brought in. At one point you could buy it on DVD. I shudder to think about what I have brought into the world.
Oh damn, I know this guy… He used to come into the bike shop where I worked in Tulsa all the time hocking his HORRID dvd. Its Biker FOX! His signature move, awkwardly flipping over his handlebars.
When you live in Tulsa, you rely on your crazies for entertainment. He’s actually quite personable – everyone in South Tulsa knows about him. If you honk or wave he’ll give you a little booty wiggle.
I don’t see the problem. It is a proud day when a cyclist can rebuild a bike to completely match his favorite, heritage-based uniform. I just worry about the helmet. Have fun with your colors, but don’t sacrifice the motif just to look like Lance.
Biker Fox! I miss that guy. He was so amazingly obscene and entertaining at whatever intersection he was doing bike tricks at. Just be happy that it’s only a picture of his butt because he wears those tight bike shorts for a reason that he likes to show off in front…
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“Honey, I’ve decided to pay a professional photographer to take a picture of my in riding gear and wearing crocs….and my butt will be prominent. So……no dialysis for you this month.”
honey i shrunk my shorts
Stupid sexy Flanders!
Har, Har, Har!!!
ROFL!
“Feels like I’m wearin nothin at all…nothin at all…nothin at all…”
LOL!
Mmm, spandex…
Nice socks dude!
It hurts because it’s recent. Those are Crocs he’s wearing. There’s no excuse like “Well, it was the ’70’s” or “Mom dressed me”. No. This is a cold, conscious, calculated pose. I’m cying on the inside because I am dying on the outside….
OMG I’m soooo with you on that one. There’s a relative somewhere going “crap!”.
This guy is so hot…I wonder if he’s single.
Are you serious?!
I would venture to guess that he is.
WHAT
Apparently your comment needed tags.
Durn it. I shouldn’t have put ‘em in brackets. Meant to say that your comment needed “sarcasm” tags.
I thought it was female! haha oops…
If you want to be truly frightened, Biker Fox has his own website: http://www.bikerfox.com.
I knew it was biker fox…
Oh MY!
This guy’s name is Biker Fox. Yes, that is his legal name. He’s a local celebrity and “motivational speaker.” He dresses like this for his numerous bike rides around town. Actually… you’re lucky if you see him with this amount of clothing… he’s also spotted frequently shirtless with very very short white bikeshorts. He also goes clubbing like this, dances with girls, and hands out autographed wallet-sized photos.
Reminds me of Goldmember. And none of his reds match, I’m starting to feel a bit queasy.
Okay, I checked out his website, and I will say this, he obviously LOVES his butt……and crocs.
Oh, I just had to go and check it out too…
you are right, he does love his butt
and crocs
and socks.
Just looked at his website myself and there are some pics of him there looking like what I imagine it would look like if Ozzy Osbourne and Kid Rock had a baby together.
the crocs are awkward
at least they are color coordinated to the helmet…
LOL! Yes, is he stretching whilst showing off his butt or is he trying to get his helmet down to the crocs to show that they match, LOL!
Are those the Lance Armstrong “Livestrong” crocs?
Yellow crocs…hmm.
The fact that the yellow crocs don’t exactly match the color of the helmet ruins this totally for me.
Nice crocs
Did anybody else think of the bike courier clown from The Big, Comfy Couch?
Major Bedhead…lol
At least he wasn’t wearing crocs.
Oh Biker Fox… I’ve seen him around town a few times. One time he cheered for me and my boyfriend as he saw us kissing on a bridge while he rode past on his bike. Definitely my favorite Biker Fox moment.
i worked with him at my first job. I made a “movie” out of a box of unlabeled DV tapes that he brought in. At one point you could buy it on DVD. I shudder to think about what I have brought into the world.
this guy is real…and this is actually a “decent” pic compared to some I have seen
check out his web site….name is biker fox
Hahaha it’s biker fox a south Tulsa legend
Holy S***!!!
Oh damn, I know this guy… He used to come into the bike shop where I worked in Tulsa all the time hocking his HORRID dvd. Its Biker FOX! His signature move, awkwardly flipping over his handlebars.
Oh no, I have those same socks!!!
Isn’t this the underwater viloinist?
the most disturbing part of this picture is his yellow crocs.
what the F #*^_;”*-*+#*K
When you live in Tulsa, you rely on your crazies for entertainment. He’s actually quite personable – everyone in South Tulsa knows about him. If you honk or wave he’ll give you a little booty wiggle.
This guy yelled at my uncle!
I don’t see the problem. It is a proud day when a cyclist can rebuild a bike to completely match his favorite, heritage-based uniform. I just worry about the helmet. Have fun with your colors, but don’t sacrifice the motif just to look like Lance.
biker fox!!
he’s all of tulsa… not just south tulsa. he hangs around Riverside quite often! yay biker fox!
“Make sure you get my good side.”
Why is he wearing crocks? That’s dangerous.
I can’t tell if the emblem on his socks is a) a dragon or b) a squirrel striking a defensive posture.
That’s Biker Fox!! Tulsa’s weirdest and perviest street performer…
He did bike tricks at one of my high school pep rallies…then took about a gazillion pictures with the JV cheerleading squad.
It’s as creepy as it looks.
Crocs?
BIKER FOX FTW
I’m impressed. I want to be a bicylist too!
Biker Fox! I miss that guy. He was so amazingly obscene and entertaining at whatever intersection he was doing bike tricks at. Just be happy that it’s only a picture of his butt because he wears those tight bike shorts for a reason that he likes to show off in front…