It’s good to be the maid of honor.
(submitted by Jill)
Seriously girl, there is no way the flowers cover up that stench!
“I promise.. he’ll never know that you use to be a man!”
OR “Jill couldn’t deny Cindy’s offer for tickets to the gun show”
It’s the New and Improved “Chicken Dance” 2010-style!! (still a work in progress…)
Guess the bridesmaid didn’t think the bride was ‘Sure’
“Nope! You’re good.”
can you pop this for me?
“Let me check and make sure you’re SURE!”
“No-one told me the crabs would relocate!”
“Seriously!? THIS wasn’t in my job description!”
Nope, he’s not in there either!
It was this moment when they realized why the groom left her at the alter.
yeah thats it… get in there nice and deep like
smells like teen spirit
Tell me this doesn’t smell clean!
I can’t figure out if it is a mole or a zit….can you tell?
Yeah girl you’re good, you can throw the bouquet now!
That’s it, come closer…closer….HAI YAH!
the pond smells so nice this time of year
Yes!!! For the last time, I’m SURE!
No, it doesn’t look like that herpes sore has spread to your pits!?!
Nope ~ it wasn’t the drunk organist. It’s YOU!
I knew when he kissed me right here.. it was true love
I call this side “The Punisher”…wanna see?
Look see! I told you! I have my own freakin’ ecosystem.
Jill had to look closer to take in this gun show
Wow… Secret was right. You do stay noticeably fresh all day!
Sally determined that Wendy might stow away as both something borrowed and something blue.
Wow, that electrolysis really works!
Check out THESE guns!
Yup, she’s a virgin!
“Strong enough for a man, but still smells like a woman”
“I know you’re saving it for your wedding night, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t go in there…”
Pit Zit Check!
Damnit Rachel!! How many times do I have to tell you not to smell me every time I wave hello??
I don’t care what the book said. You don’t smell like a virgin.
“Nope, that can’t be the reason he left you standing at the altar…”
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something…stubble?
something . . . EEEWWWW!
“Julie confirmed that Jill was ready for her honeymoon in Paris.”
They thought the flowers smelled good at first… weird.
No, the stubble in your armpit isn’t as noticeable as the pimple on your forehead.
Now see, those darned wedding photographers are EVERYWHERE on teh wedding day. She is just doing her maid of honor duties making sure the bride stays fresh on her big daay. That’s what I call a good friend.
Hey now! We get PAID to be everywhere!! Its our job!!
Marriage: it’s the pits.
Nope, you’re good. The hickey the stripper gave you is totally gone.
LMAO This has my vote!
See, I’m telling you, there’s a whole village in there.
It was then that Jill was seriously regretting her decision to be maid of honor.
Ha! This one wins.
Apparently not…sigh…always a bridesmaid, never a bride… (but thanks for the vote!)
Hey look! I shaved my new initials into my armpit! Isn’t that romantic?
“Does this smell funny?” or “What is that?!?”
Does this smell funny to you?
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