My Best Friend’s Sweating

January 21st, 2010

My Best Friend’s Sweating - Wedding

It’s good to be the maid of honor.

(submitted by Jill)

762 Responses to “My Best Friend’s Sweating”

  1. Tams says:

    Seriously girl, there is no way the flowers cover up that stench!

  2. Rachel says:

    “I promise.. he’ll never know that you use to be a man!”

  3. coolmcfinn says:

    Love Stinks

  4. Beanie says:

    OR “Jill couldn’t deny Cindy’s offer for tickets to the gun show”

  5. Tiffany says:

    It’s the New and Improved “Chicken Dance” 2010-style!! (still a work in progress…)

  6. Jason says:

    Guess the bridesmaid didn’t think the bride was ‘Sure’

  7. A.W. says:

    “Nope! You’re good.”

  8. lisa says:

    can you pop this for me?

  9. Robbin says:

    “Let me check and make sure you’re SURE!”

    “No-one told me the crabs would relocate!”

    “Seriously!? THIS wasn’t in my job description!”

  10. Nanci says:

    Nope, he’s not in there either!

  11. stephanie says:

    It was this moment when they realized why the groom left her at the alter.

  12. craig says:

    yeah thats it… get in there nice and deep like

  13. Amber says:

    smells like teen spirit

  14. Jamie says:

    Tell me this doesn’t smell clean!

  15. Unkle Mike says:

    THERE’S Waldo!

  16. Nichoel says:

    I can’t figure out if it is a mole or a zit….can you tell?

  17. Stephanie says:

    Yeah girl you’re good, you can throw the bouquet now!

  18. Zody says:

    That’s it, come closer…closer….HAI YAH!

  19. kdk says:

    the pond smells so nice this time of year

  20. tiffiny says:

    Yes!!! For the last time, I’m SURE!

  21. Maggie Mc. says:

    No, it doesn’t look like that herpes sore has spread to your pits!?!

  22. Christine says:

    Nope ~ it wasn’t the drunk organist. It’s YOU!

  23. Brian says:

    I knew when he kissed me right here.. it was true love

  24. Lenni says:

    I call this side “The Punisher”…wanna see?

  25. Ashley says:

    Look see! I told you! I have my own freakin’ ecosystem.

  26. Beanie says:

    Jill had to look closer to take in this gun show

  27. Molly says:

    Wow… Secret was right. You do stay noticeably fresh all day!

  28. Shelly Haggerty says:

    Sally determined that Wendy might stow away as both something borrowed and something blue.

  29. Laser says:

    Wow, that electrolysis really works!

  30. susan says:

    Check out THESE guns!

  31. Will says:

    Yup, she’s a virgin!

  32. TamiLynn says:

    “Strong enough for a man, but still smells like a woman”

  33. Emily says:

    “I know you’re saving it for your wedding night, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t go in there…”

  34. charmy_canuck says:

    Pit Zit Check!

  35. charles says:

    Damnit Rachel!! How many times do I have to tell you not to smell me every time I wave hello??

  36. I don’t care what the book said. You don’t smell like a virgin.

  37. Veena says:

    “Nope, that can’t be the reason he left you standing at the altar…”

  38. Kasia says:

    Something old, something new, something borrowed, something…stubble?

  39. Patrick says:

    Fist Pumpin’!

  40. Meighan says:

    “Julie confirmed that Jill was ready for her honeymoon in Paris.”

  41. Matt says:

    They thought the flowers smelled good at first… weird.

  42. Joel Shipp says:

    No, the stubble in your armpit isn’t as noticeable as the pimple on your forehead.

  43. Eileen says:

    Now see, those darned wedding photographers are EVERYWHERE on teh wedding day. She is just doing her maid of honor duties making sure the bride stays fresh on her big daay. That’s what I call a good friend.

  44. anne says:

    Marriage: it’s the pits.

  45. katie says:

    Nope, you’re good. The hickey the stripper gave you is totally gone.

  46. Brandon says:

    See, I’m telling you, there’s a whole village in there.

  47. CB says:

    It was then that Jill was seriously regretting her decision to be maid of honor.

  48. Tricia says:

    Hey look! I shaved my new initials into my armpit! Isn’t that romantic?

  49. Stephanie says:

    “Does this smell funny?” or “What is that?!?”

  50. sean says:

    Does this smell funny to you?

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