It’s good to be the maid of honor.
(submitted by Jill)
No, if you put your ear close you can hear the ocean.
Don’t worry “Your marry before this date” hasn’t expired yet
Oh crap, I used his Axe body spray.
This was Jill’s punishment for not painting her toenails the same color as the other bridesmaids.
No it think the shaving did the trick, I dont see any crabs
oh, man…Richard already said that!
“I needs me spinach!”
Marriage is the pits.
“Sure. …. Unsure!”
“I told him I will wait till I’m married…. But I never said anything about Armpits”
They don’t know if that new Dove deodorant really works, so it was up to the maid of honor to make sure the bride really was “stubble free.”
something old, something new, something borrowed, something PEW
“OOH! So you did dye them blue…how lovely!”
What else did you shave?
“Damn girl, I didn’t think crabs could travel that far!”
So THAT’S the smell of awkwardness.
Though she raised her hand, she wasn’t totally sure- and neither was her bridesmaid.
Strong enough for a man, made for a bridesmaid!
Marriage is the pits!!!!
“Wanna see my scar?”
“You should have that mole checked.”
Yeah, I don’t know why I went medical.
This wedding was sponsored by lady speed stick.
Girl, you stanky
I thought I didn’t have to wear deodorant I shower every few days..
“Charlene, is that you or the duck water?… no it’s you.”
hmmm…smells like gin and regret.
Always a bride sniffer,never a bride
“Yep, that’s crabs. …I’d say tell him after the honeymoon.”
I think they are all dead now. Nasty little critters!
Looks like the bride isn’t too sure!
Well, someone certainly needs to dial it down. I think her pit is currently playing a choice selection…”Won’t you take me to…funky town!”
“That’s nothing compared to where he’ll be smelling after the reception…”
why the maid of honor should always read the fine print.
So fresh and so clean clean
Raise your hand if you’re sure
Smells like teen spirit!
Maybe with some tweezers we can get that last hair.
See? It’s not that bad.
“I’m telling you, it’s not ME!”
“My God! It’s full of stars!”
See! I told you the mole moved! It used to be on my OTHER armpit!
Elbow slam to the head, then a piledriver
Yes, I hear the voices too.
Yep, I see your something old!
It’s common to double-check the bride’s “Best if Married By” date.
“no, my reflection is not as clear as it was in the lake.”
From the smell of things… it seems like Jenny is UNSURE about this marriage…
A good bridesmaid always does as she’s told
“So, Mary… do you smell something bleu?”
(like the cheese, of course…)
What’s her secret?
Always a bridesmaid, never the bride is the pits!
Raise your hand if you’re sure.
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