My Best Friend’s Sweating

January 21st, 2010

My Best Friend’s Sweating - Wedding

It’s good to be the maid of honor.

(submitted by Jill)

762 Responses to “My Best Friend’s Sweating”

  1. Andy says:

    No, if you put your ear close you can hear the ocean.

  2. Shyla says:

    Don’t worry “Your marry before this date” hasn’t expired yet

  3. Michael says:

    Oh crap, I used his Axe body spray.

  4. Kate says:

    This was Jill’s punishment for not painting her toenails the same color as the other bridesmaids.

  5. mmcrazy773 says:

    No it think the shaving did the trick, I dont see any crabs

  6. Jan says:

    oh, man…Richard already said that!

    How about…um….
    “I needs me spinach!”

  7. Jan says:

    Marriage is the pits.

  8. Ash says:

    “Sure. …. Unsure!”

  9. Nate says:

    “I told him I will wait till I’m married…. But I never said anything about Armpits”

  10. Sarah says:

    They don’t know if that new Dove deodorant really works, so it was up to the maid of honor to make sure the bride really was “stubble free.”

  11. beccajane says:

    something old, something new, something borrowed, something PEW

  12. Sarah says:

    “OOH! So you did dye them blue…how lovely!”

  13. Kerri says:

    What else did you shave?

  14. Pete says:

    “Damn girl, I didn’t think crabs could travel that far!”

  15. St Etienne says:

    So THAT’S the smell of awkwardness.

  16. Amber says:

    Though she raised her hand, she wasn’t totally sure- and neither was her bridesmaid.

  17. shaun says:

    Strong enough for a man, made for a bridesmaid!

  18. Richard says:

    Marriage is the pits!!!!

  19. Dianne says:

    “Wanna see my scar?”


    “You should have that mole checked.”

    Yeah, I don’t know why I went medical.

  20. Andrew says:

    This wedding was sponsored by lady speed stick.

  21. Jenny says:

    Girl, you stanky

  22. Candice says:

    I thought I didn’t have to wear deodorant I shower every few days..

  23. kim says:

    “Charlene, is that you or the duck water?… no it’s you.”

  24. Jennifer says:

    hmmm…smells like gin and regret.

  25. DrPT says:

    Always a bride sniffer,never a bride

  26. Hope says:

    “Yep, that’s crabs. …I’d say tell him after the honeymoon.”

  27. kenneth says:

    I think they are all dead now. Nasty little critters!

  28. Diana says:

    Looks like the bride isn’t too sure!

  29. Hez says:

    Well, someone certainly needs to dial it down. I think her pit is currently playing a choice selection…”Won’t you take me to…funky town!”

  30. Erica says:

    “That’s nothing compared to where he’ll be smelling after the reception…”

  31. Lydia says:

    why the maid of honor should always read the fine print.

  32. Pilar Ramos says:

    So fresh and so clean clean

  33. Sarah says:

    Raise your hand if you’re sure

  34. MMB says:

    Pity party.

  35. Andy says:

    Smells like teen spirit!

  36. karen says:

    Maybe with some tweezers we can get that last hair.

  37. Niles says:

    See? It’s not that bad.

  38. Lydia says:

    “I’m telling you, it’s not ME!”

  39. Guy Mondo says:

    “My God! It’s full of stars!”

  40. Jennifer says:

    See! I told you the mole moved! It used to be on my OTHER armpit!

  41. Lee says:

    Elbow slam to the head, then a piledriver

  42. Janet Gaffke Landrum says:

    Yes, I hear the voices too.

  43. Birgit says:

    Yep, I see your something old!

  44. Wayne Hopkins says:

    It’s common to double-check the bride’s “Best if Married By” date.

  45. nicswife says:

    “no, my reflection is not as clear as it was in the lake.”

  46. Sarah says:

    From the smell of things… it seems like Jenny is UNSURE about this marriage…

  47. angela says:

    A good bridesmaid always does as she’s told

  48. ALRAYDO says:

    “So, Mary… do you smell something bleu?”

  49. Megan says:

    What’s her secret?

    Always a bridesmaid, never the bride is the pits!

    Raise your hand if you’re sure.

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