It’s good to be the maid of honor.
(submitted by Jill)
“Lookin’ like a fool with yo [hand in the air].”
“Always the Bride Sniffer…..never the Bride!”
LOL ~ I like this one!
thanks Christine…not a winner ;(
I’m not sure what Herpes of the armpit looks like but I’m pretty sure you don’t have it. You might want to use some deodorant though if you plan to raise your arms at all.
Wedding dress $5,000 – Wedding cake $2,000 – Flowers $1,500 – Maid of Honor that loves you enough to smell your pitt on your wedding day – PRICELESS!
“If you like it then you should have put some Mitchum on it.”
“Scent of a Married Woman” – the long-awaited sequel to “Scent of a Woman.”
You have to relax your eyes to see the 3D sailboat!
Do you think he’ll notice?
“Strong enough for a man, but… oh, for the love of god, what is that smell?”
All good weddings are like NASCAR, they only succeed with a good pit crew.
No, you definitely don’t smell like Teen Spirit.
“eeewwww Pam….it looks like it has eyes”
“I know! I named it and everything! I really hope Bill won’t be jealous, cause I’ll leave him at the altar before I let anyone get between me and “Big Red””
Yup, yer still a virgin.
“I think that’s where he sticks it tonight… but I can’t be too sure.”
“See? How can it still be contagious? The rash is almost completely gone!”
“I dunno… “
It’s not a Secret anymore!
Deodorant balls never stood a chance with Jill on the scene!!
“Raise your hand if you’re Sure!”
Wedding photo pit stop.
The Jersey Shore Fist Pump deserves a very close inspection
Wow. Pit herpes. Who knew that was a thing?
Keep smilin’, keep shinin’, knowing you can always count on me…for sure.
Never Let Them See You Sweat…..unless ‘Them’ is the maid of honor bribed into a smell check by a guaranteed direct bouquet toss.
OMG, there is a small mole …….
“Smells like teen spirit!”
“My Best Friend’s Sweating.”
Ha!! Good one! Very clever.
I just made a Fart sound, how does it smelll ?
“Last minute hair check”
Raise your hand if you’re sure!
Oh yeah, the carpet matches the pits!
OMG! This is hilarious!!!
“Hey, yes, you’re right, the part you missed shaving does look like a little beard.”
“Sam! Look at me! You can’t do the dice at the reception…SO QUIT PRACTICING”
Just keep drawing attention to my armpits, maybe they won’t notice the neighbor’s donkeys on the other side of the lake!
(Does the background remind anyone else of http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/09/02/pin-the-tail/ ?)
“Something old, something new, something borrowed, something…. eeeeew. OHMIGOD! What is that?!”
i got it braided for the wedding!
That is an odd place for a hickie…
They say smelling armpits puts women on the same “cycle” Jane thought maybe it would work with proposels as well!
You said Horton landed where?
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something whew?
your right, it does look contagious.
“Oh, okay. NOW I see the family resemblence…”
“o wow… you really did coordinate the smell of your deodorant with your flowers… that’s… different..”
Aren’t you glad you used Dial? Don’t you wish everyone would?
Never Let Them See You Sweat…..unless its a smell check by the Maid Of Honor who was bribed with the guarantee of a direct bouquet toss.
For years, Cindy had awaited an opportunity to murder Sheila and dispose of her body in the lake. The day had finally arrived.
“I told him I’d shave if he showed up… See? I shaved, so he better be there!”
Nope, I can’t see any reason why you can’t make that funny sound with your armpit.
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