My Best Friend’s Sweating

January 21st, 2010

My Best Friend’s Sweating - Wedding

It’s good to be the maid of honor.

(submitted by Jill)

762 Responses to “My Best Friend’s Sweating”

  1. caprinorris says:

    “Lookin’ like a fool with yo [hand in the air].”

  2. Kmac says:

    “Always the Bride Sniffer…..never the Bride!”

  3. mike says:

    I’m not sure what Herpes of the armpit looks like but I’m pretty sure you don’t have it. You might want to use some deodorant though if you plan to raise your arms at all.

  4. T.R. says:

    Wedding dress $5,000 – Wedding cake $2,000 – Flowers $1,500 – Maid of Honor that loves you enough to smell your pitt on your wedding day – PRICELESS!

  5. caprinorris says:

    “If you like it then you should have put some Mitchum on it.”

  6. Kristinspen says:

    “Scent of a Married Woman” – the long-awaited sequel to “Scent of a Woman.”

  7. static says:

    you stink.

  8. Gen says:

    You have to relax your eyes to see the 3D sailboat!

  9. ashwaubenon says:

    Do you think he’ll notice?

  10. Seth says:

    “Strong enough for a man, but… oh, for the love of god, what is that smell?”

  11. eipee73 says:

    All good weddings are like NASCAR, they only succeed with a good pit crew.

  12. michele says:

    No, you definitely don’t smell like Teen Spirit.

  13. Ginitas says:

    “eeewwww Pam….it looks like it has eyes”
    “I know! I named it and everything! I really hope Bill won’t be jealous, cause I’ll leave him at the altar before I let anyone get between me and “Big Red””

  14. cowmix says:

    Yup, yer still a virgin.

  15. Melody says:

    “I think that’s where he sticks it tonight… but I can’t be too sure.”

  16. Dave says:

    “See? How can it still be contagious? The rash is almost completely gone!”

    “I dunno… “

  17. Miranda says:

    It’s not a Secret anymore!

  18. Chris says:

    Deodorant balls never stood a chance with Jill on the scene!!

  19. Lauren says:

    “Raise your hand if you’re Sure!”

  20. Becky says:

    Wedding photo pit stop.

  21. rocksteady says:

    The Jersey Shore Fist Pump deserves a very close inspection

  22. Wow. Pit herpes. Who knew that was a thing?

  23. sqr says:

    Keep smilin’, keep shinin’, knowing you can always count on me…for sure.

  24. Hannah says:

    Shhhh…it’s Secret.

  25. Dawne says:

    Or:

    Never Let Them See You Sweat…..unless ‘Them’ is the maid of honor bribed into a smell check by a guaranteed direct bouquet toss.

  26. CheezyPoofs says:

    OMG, there is a small mole …….

  27. grberk says:

    “Smells like teen spirit!”

  28. Shauna says:

    “My Best Friend’s Sweating.”

  29. Moosie says:

    I just made a Fart sound, how does it smelll ?

  30. Lisa says:

    PIT CHECK!

  31. Scott says:

    “Last minute hair check”

  32. suzanne says:

    Raise your hand if you’re sure!

  33. Ryan says:

    Oh yeah, the carpet matches the pits!

  34. deelind says:

    “Hey, yes, you’re right, the part you missed shaving does look like a little beard.”

  35. Bobbi says:

    “Sam! Look at me! You can’t do the dice at the reception…SO QUIT PRACTICING”

  36. Daniel says:

    Just keep drawing attention to my armpits, maybe they won’t notice the neighbor’s donkeys on the other side of the lake!

    (Does the background remind anyone else of http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/09/02/pin-the-tail/ ?)

  37. Jeremy says:

    “Something old, something new, something borrowed, something…. eeeeew. OHMIGOD! What is that?!”

  38. Sara says:

    i got it braided for the wedding!

  39. James eger says:

    That is an odd place for a hickie…

  40. Heather says:

    They say smelling armpits puts women on the same “cycle” Jane thought maybe it would work with proposels as well!

  41. alice says:

    You said Horton landed where?

  42. Aaron says:

    Something old, something new, something borrowed, something whew?

  43. kurt says:

    your right, it does look contagious.

  44. cooper says:

    “Oh, okay. NOW I see the family resemblence…”

  45. teehee says:

    “o wow… you really did coordinate the smell of your deodorant with your flowers… that’s… different..”

  46. GoffyGirl says:

    Aren’t you glad you used Dial? Don’t you wish everyone would?

  47. Dawne says:

    Never Let Them See You Sweat…..unless its a smell check by the Maid Of Honor who was bribed with the guarantee of a direct bouquet toss.

  48. Gray says:

    For years, Cindy had awaited an opportunity to murder Sheila and dispose of her body in the lake. The day had finally arrived.

  49. Claudette says:

    “I told him I’d shave if he showed up… See? I shaved, so he better be there!”

  50. jro says:

    Nope, I can’t see any reason why you can’t make that funny sound with your armpit.

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