My Best Friend’s Sweating

January 21st, 2010

My Best Friend’s Sweating - Wedding

It’s good to be the maid of honor.

(submitted by Jill)

762 Responses to “My Best Friend’s Sweating”

  1. James says:

    “Nope. Definitely the bouquet.”

  2. Neil Mawer says:

    Right we got the dress, a bridesmaid, a photographer and you smell great, let’s go and find you a groom!

  3. Julie says:

    Head shelf.

  4. suzushii says:

    Smells like wedding jitters to me!

  5. katy says:

    Perhaps “something borrowed” should have been my electric razor, Sis…

  6. Melanie E. says:

    No, the flowers still smell sweeter.

  7. Grace says:

    You’re right, I can see myself!

  8. Kate says:

    You’re right, it DOES smell like brie !

  9. risa says:

    “see no lice i shaved this morning”

  10. Amanda says:

    Smells like success to me!

  11. Rsa says:

    Armpit envy can be cured.

  12. Lynda says:

    Dam…did you see that bug fly down my dress?

  13. Justin says:

    “What do you mean you cant see my muscles?!?! i have been working out for weeks now!”

  14. Lovely Cat says:

    “Don’t see the groom!”

  15. Christian says:

    First you make me wear this awful dress. Then …..

  16. Ro Rudich says:

    “As John stared at Becky from across the pond, there was no question that this was the one he could spend the rest of his life with…

  17. M says:

    “something old, something new, something smelly, something blue”

  18. Barbie says:

    “CRAP, I think I forgot to shave.. can you see any hairs?!” .. or “That hair removal cream I used is burning, there’s not any redness or bumps are there?! (it looks as though the one girl is looking at something under/on the arm [pit] of the bride.)

    or.. “I don’t smell THAT bad do I??”

  19. crickett says:

    “Oh you dont smell half as bad as your bouquet looks!”

  20. Palmesan says:

    “Yes, you’re right, he’ll never find it there.”

  21. Avi says:

    “Is it still in there?”

  22. Marilyn says:

    No, the scales aren’t showing. You’re secret identity as Bridezilla is safe.

  23. Jesse says:

    Shouldn’t your husband be doing this?

  24. Sabrina says:

    As a takeoff from General Larry Platt’s “Pants on the Ground” (from American Idol)

    “Pits in the air, pits in the air, lookin’ like a fool with your pits in the air.”

  25. Taylor says:

    Does this look infected to you?

  26. kay says:

    “there is always time to stop and smell the flowers”

  27. Megan says:

    “he loves you, he loves you not, he loves you, he loves you not.”

  28. jono says:

    “No Melinda I don’t think he will notice that wart on your honeymoon”

  29. jj says:

    “Shouldn’t this be a job for the Personal Attendant?”

  30. molley says:

    “quick! do I smell or is that uncle Larry?

  31. montyrulezworld says:

    Marriage: It Stinks

  32. Kelly says:

    You got his name tattooed where?

  33. Taylor says:

    “Oh crap”

  34. bryan says:

    Still has that “New bride” smell.

  35. Liza says:

    Her wedding was the pits.

  36. joe says:

    Made of dishonor….

  37. Rsa says:

    There is nothing like a beautiful landscape framed with an armpit.

  38. Chad says:

    It was a sad day to discover that the Wedding Fairy did not live under her arm.

  39. aaron says:

    smells like teen spirit

  40. Ryan says:

    Check out this cool dance move I’m gonna do during the reception. It’s called the sniffer.

  41. Matt Cox says:

    “Naw, that doesn’t look infected at all, that doctor is full of it!”

  42. Saige says:

    Maid of odor

  43. CrazySmurf says:

    Do you think i need to shave again before the wedding night?

  44. Deanna says:

    *sniff*…well that explains why the groom didn’t show up.

  45. Yves says:

    Smells like cheese.

  46. Super D says:

    see I told you that rash would heal with the right medication!

  47. julia says:

    Something old, something new, something borrowed, something pee-yew!!

  48. Stephen says:

    Get ready for the people’s Elbow!

  49. David Letiecq says:

    Apparently Amanda had not heard the adage “Never let them see you sweat.”

  50. tina says:


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