It’s good to be the maid of honor.
(submitted by Jill)
“Nope. Definitely the bouquet.”
Right we got the dress, a bridesmaid, a photographer and you smell great, let’s go and find you a groom!
Smells like wedding jitters to me!
Perhaps “something borrowed” should have been my electric razor, Sis…
No, the flowers still smell sweeter.
You’re right, I can see myself!
You’re right, it DOES smell like brie !
“see no lice i shaved this morning”
Smells like success to me!
Armpit envy can be cured.
Dam…did you see that bug fly down my dress?
“What do you mean you cant see my muscles?!?! i have been working out for weeks now!”
“Don’t see the groom!”
First you make me wear this awful dress. Then …..
“As John stared at Becky from across the pond, there was no question that this was the one he could spend the rest of his life with…
“something old, something new, something smelly, something blue”
“CRAP, I think I forgot to shave.. can you see any hairs?!” .. or “That hair removal cream I used is burning, there’s not any redness or bumps are there?! (it looks as though the one girl is looking at something under/on the arm [pit] of the bride.)
or.. “I don’t smell THAT bad do I??”
“Oh you dont smell half as bad as your bouquet looks!”
“Yes, you’re right, he’ll never find it there.”
“Is it still in there?”
No, the scales aren’t showing. You’re secret identity as Bridezilla is safe.
Shouldn’t your husband be doing this?
As a takeoff from General Larry Platt’s “Pants on the Ground” (from American Idol)
“Pits in the air, pits in the air, lookin’ like a fool with your pits in the air.”
Does this look infected to you?
“there is always time to stop and smell the flowers”
“he loves you, he loves you not, he loves you, he loves you not.”
“No Melinda I don’t think he will notice that wart on your honeymoon”
“Shouldn’t this be a job for the Personal Attendant?”
“quick! do I smell or is that uncle Larry?
Marriage: It Stinks
You got his name tattooed where?
Still has that “New bride” smell.
Her wedding was the pits.
Made of dishonor….
LOL!!! GREAT ONE!!
There is nothing like a beautiful landscape framed with an armpit.
It was a sad day to discover that the Wedding Fairy did not live under her arm.
smells like teen spirit
That is exactly what I was going to say!
Check out this cool dance move I’m gonna do during the reception. It’s called the sniffer.
“Naw, that doesn’t look infected at all, that doctor is full of it!”
Maid of odor
Do you think i need to shave again before the wedding night?
*sniff*…well that explains why the groom didn’t show up.
Smells like cheese.
see I told you that rash would heal with the right medication!
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something pee-yew!!
Get ready for the people’s Elbow!
Apparently Amanda had not heard the adage “Never let them see you sweat.”
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