My Best Friend’s Sweating

January 21st, 2010

My Best Friend’s Sweating - Wedding

It’s good to be the maid of honor.

(submitted by Jill)

762 Responses to “My Best Friend’s Sweating”

  1. Dosha says:

    Is that a tick?

  2. mikerekka says:

    See, I shaved his initials in there and as soon as he says “I do”…. “BAM, check this out. Welcome to your future.”

  3. Gond says:

    I’m positive I saw that worm bury in there!

  4. Chris says:

    Definitely smells like ‘… for worse’.

  5. Laura says:

    Raise your hand if your SURE!

  6. Matt says:

    No, it definitely smells like the ocean.

  7. Joe says:

    “Oh wait, it’s not the lake that smells stagnant…….”

  8. “Impressive biceps, but you can do better with that stray underarm hair.”

  9. Doug says:

    You’re right, I can hear the ocean.

  10. Mike says:

    “No, it’s more like muenster”

  11. Kelly says:

    “Raise your hands if your Sure.”

  12. madBOX20 says:

    Yup, that’s where that sour milk smell is coming from.

  13. Ted says:

    Look I am starting to go European for him!!!!!

  14. Shannon Dotts says:

    Do these flowers smell, or is it just me??

  15. Jonathan Sloan says:

    No, I don’t think you’re so Sure.

  16. “yeah you missed one”

  17. silverfish says:

    Fresh, huh?!

  18. Dove says:

    “Smells like Teen Spirit!”

  19. Thomas says:

    “She better throw me the god damn bouquet.”

  20. Chris says:

    Let me get a closer look … nope, sorry. Technically you won’t be able to call your receiving line “The Gun Show.” You may be able to point out the bar to a couple of guests, but I wouldn’t go any further than that.

  21. Anne says:

    Does this dress make my pits look hairy?

  22. Meghan says:

    You’re right, that is funky.

  23. Kip says:

    Can you tell I’ve been working out?

  24. TheJerk says:

    It’s my wedding day and I say smell my pits!!!!

  25. Fwossie71 says:

    “No, you’re right, Beth, it smells great on you… I’m just not sure using Secret’s ‘floral scent’ aerosol spray on the bouquets will make people believe the silk flowers are real.”

  26. CK says:

    “Always a bridesmaid…”

  27. antitravolta says:

    Claire still has that new bride smell.

  28. Andrea says:

    smells like cold feet

  29. Jim says:

    “I call this ‘the elbow nuggie’.”

  30. Lee Erickson says:

    “Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.”

  31. Melinda says:

    Dude! Check it out! Laser Hair Removal!

  32. BrownEyedGirl says:

    Raise your hand if you’re Sure!

  33. Paul King says:

    Really? He gave you a hickie there?!? It must be love!

  34. Sean says:

    I don’t think it’s a crab.

  35. Gayle says:

    ¿ Lice??

  36. Lucy Mae says:

    Yup, there it is…one tiny wild hair. I told you to get that waxed, but NOOOOO you just had to do it yourself. Tisk-Tisk!

  37. Luke says:

    The bride demonstrates just what ensnared the man of her dreams. A suitably enticing pit.

  38. Stanley Rumm says:

    Venus Fly-trap in action. What happens next is not so pretty.

  39. Bee says:

    proof that the maid of honor is really a slave

  40. Ed says:

    He put it WHERE?!??!?!?!

  41. Rich says:

    definitely smells like teen spirit

  42. Emmuh says:

    Except for those 2 hairs right there, the laser hair removal really did work.

  43. miss hicks says:

    So THAT’S why he never showed…

  44. mamaflud says:

    She didn’t realize when she signed up for bridesmaid that it meant an ugly dress AND arm pit inspection.

  45. Deb says:

    After some scrutiny by her maid of honor, the bride agreed to forego the “Armpit Dance” she had been planning since childhood.

  46. Natalie Jane says:

    Wow! Makeup covered that hickey right up!

  47. Nancita says:

    Does this smell funny to you?

  48. e says:

    Yeah, you stink. Just like this bridesmaid’s dress.

  49. Jeeps says:

    Did I miss a spot shaving this morning?

    – Thank god she didn’t ask her MOH to check that bikini wax too.

  50. NicRacine says:

    Well I’ll be dam*ed! You’re right! We CAN see China from there!

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