It’s good to be the maid of honor.
(submitted by Jill)
Is that a tick?
See, I shaved his initials in there and as soon as he says “I do”…. “BAM, check this out. Welcome to your future.”
I’m positive I saw that worm bury in there!
Definitely smells like ‘… for worse’.
Raise your hand if your SURE!
No, it definitely smells like the ocean.
“Oh wait, it’s not the lake that smells stagnant…….”
“Impressive biceps, but you can do better with that stray underarm hair.”
You’re right, I can hear the ocean.
“No, it’s more like muenster”
“Raise your hands if your Sure.”
Yup, that’s where that sour milk smell is coming from.
Look I am starting to go European for him!!!!!
Do these flowers smell, or is it just me??
No, I don’t think you’re so Sure.
“yeah you missed one”
“Smells like Teen Spirit!”
“She better throw me the god damn bouquet.”
Let me get a closer look … nope, sorry. Technically you won’t be able to call your receiving line “The Gun Show.” You may be able to point out the bar to a couple of guests, but I wouldn’t go any further than that.
Does this dress make my pits look hairy?
You’re right, that is funky.
Can you tell I’ve been working out?
It’s my wedding day and I say smell my pits!!!!
“No, you’re right, Beth, it smells great on you… I’m just not sure using Secret’s ‘floral scent’ aerosol spray on the bouquets will make people believe the silk flowers are real.”
“Always a bridesmaid…”
Claire still has that new bride smell.
smells like cold feet
“I call this ‘the elbow nuggie’.”
“Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.”
Dude! Check it out! Laser Hair Removal!
Raise your hand if you’re Sure!
Really? He gave you a hickie there?!? It must be love!
I don’t think it’s a crab.
Yup, there it is…one tiny wild hair. I told you to get that waxed, but NOOOOO you just had to do it yourself. Tisk-Tisk!
The bride demonstrates just what ensnared the man of her dreams. A suitably enticing pit.
Venus Fly-trap in action. What happens next is not so pretty.
proof that the maid of honor is really a slave
He put it WHERE?!??!?!?!
definitely smells like teen spirit
Except for those 2 hairs right there, the laser hair removal really did work.
So THAT’S why he never showed…
She didn’t realize when she signed up for bridesmaid that it meant an ugly dress AND arm pit inspection.
After some scrutiny by her maid of honor, the bride agreed to forego the “Armpit Dance” she had been planning since childhood.
Wow! Makeup covered that hickey right up!
Does this smell funny to you?
Yeah, you stink. Just like this bridesmaid’s dress.
Did I miss a spot shaving this morning?
– Thank god she didn’t ask her MOH to check that bikini wax too.
Well I’ll be dam*ed! You’re right! We CAN see China from there!
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