It’s good to be the maid of honor.
(submitted by Jill)
‘Maid Of Odor’
Here is a caption for the arm pit bride.
“Looks like somebody’s Secret told on them”
Yeah, here’s where that “something borrowed” might come in handy….
You’re right, that’s the closest shave I have ever seen.
One snapshot before Jennifer got elbowed in the head for pulling the “Always a bridesmaid, never a bride” line.
“Yes, Jill. I do believe the arm-pit monster has finally retreated back into his lair.”
Do you smell that, Donna? That is the smell of a bride on her wedding day! That is the smell of a champion!
“Smells like Bridal Spirit”
the bridesmaid swears she caught a whiff of “Huge Mistake”
…I don’t smell anyth- *thud*
“Oh, yeah, the flowers definitely wont cover up that stank”
“Nope, no more fleas.”
“strong enough for a man, PH balanced for a woman”
“Does this look infected to you?”
Maid of Honour isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
“It’s not so much ‘Obsession’ as a combination of ‘Desperation’ and ‘Settling’.”
It’s a trap!
“Well it certainly smells like desperation.”
Tonight on SmackDown – Watch “The Bride” regain the WWE women’s title belt using her atomic elbow finishing move on “Maid-o’-pain”.
“Are you sure?”
Take a good look. Now that I’m married this will be the last time you see this baby shaved.
Always a bride-sniffer, never a bride.
A thorough full-body lice inspection is a must for any well-groomed bride-to-be.
You’re Right! You CAN skip a day!
It is custom that before a wedding an inspection is done to ensure the hyman is intact, someone just forgot where to look.
Now that’s a TRUE friend.
No, I don’t think that is where the penis goes.
No, THAT doesn’t smell like tuna.
“Raise your arms if your sure!”
Why, yes. You do have pit lice.
never show up the bride
“No Claudia, you are in the the clear, there are no more traces of your “Baby on Board” tattoo”
Do you think I will make it through the reception?
Checking the bride for freshness.
My pits smell great! FIST-PUMP!!
All I smell is dirty nasty pond…
This is my day! Judy chop!
“Hold still! I think I see some muscle definition, and they should capture it on film.”
Turned out to be a pit-iful wedding.
Well it looks like you got most the hairs.. I don’t think anyone will notice.
“Do you think this dress makes my armpit look fat?”
Don’t look now but that mole has legs on it!
Maid of Honor Dress: $150
Hairdresser for the day of: $50
Drinks for the party the night before: $30
Being asked to check if the Bride actually got
the tattoo in her armpit or if was only a dream
and catching it on camera: PRICELESS
Your totally right, they are so clean shaven I can see myself in them….
Are you “Sure, Sure, Sure” you want to go through with this marriage?
It worked! Rubbing these flowers in your pits worked!
Smell that?? Its the smell of beating a man into submission…The smell of wedded bliss.
” I don’t hear anything”
something smells fishy around here……is it me? or is it the pond behind me?
Yep, arm pits are like excuses, everyone has them and they all stink!
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