My Best Friend’s Sweating

January 21st, 2010

My Best Friend’s Sweating - Wedding

It’s good to be the maid of honor.

(submitted by Jill)

762 Responses to “My Best Friend’s Sweating”

  1. Rob says:

    ‘Maid Of Odor’

  2. Kara Bounds says:

    Here is a caption for the arm pit bride.

    “Looks like somebody’s Secret told on them”

  3. Greg says:

    Yeah, here’s where that “something borrowed” might come in handy….

  4. Jeremy says:

    You’re right, that’s the closest shave I have ever seen.

  5. Sage says:

    One snapshot before Jennifer got elbowed in the head for pulling the “Always a bridesmaid, never a bride” line.

  6. Katie R says:

    “Yes, Jill. I do believe the arm-pit monster has finally retreated back into his lair.”

  7. Laser Sanchez says:

    Do you smell that, Donna? That is the smell of a bride on her wedding day! That is the smell of a champion!

  8. Babs says:

    “Smells like Bridal Spirit”

  9. omommax4 says:

    Last licks!

  10. joe in DC says:

    the bridesmaid swears she caught a whiff of “Huge Mistake”

  11. Teresa says:

    …I don’t smell anyth- *thud*

  12. John says:

    “Oh, yeah, the flowers definitely wont cover up that stank”

  13. Sarah says:

    “Nope, no more fleas.”

  14. JJ says:

    “strong enough for a man, PH balanced for a woman”

  15. Kyle says:

    “Does this look infected to you?”

  16. Jennifer says:

    Maid of Honour isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

  17. Bruce says:

    “It’s not so much ‘Obsession’ as a combination of ‘Desperation’ and ‘Settling’.”

  18. Admiral Ackbar says:

    It’s a trap!

  19. Mallrat says:

    “Well it certainly smells like desperation.”

  20. Kevin Kostrzewa says:

    Tonight on SmackDown – Watch “The Bride” regain the WWE women’s title belt using her atomic elbow finishing move on “Maid-o’-pain”.

  21. NikkiH says:

    “Are you sure?”

  22. HoosierBecky says:

    Take a good look. Now that I’m married this will be the last time you see this baby shaved.

  23. Susie says:

    Always a bride-sniffer, never a bride.

  24. Mari says:

    A thorough full-body lice inspection is a must for any well-groomed bride-to-be.

  25. IAMNYCGUY says:

    You’re Right! You CAN skip a day!

  26. PW says:

    It is custom that before a wedding an inspection is done to ensure the hyman is intact, someone just forgot where to look.

  27. Holly A. says:

    Now that’s a TRUE friend.

  28. Jon says:

    No, I don’t think that is where the penis goes.

    No, THAT doesn’t smell like tuna.

  29. rwblake says:

    “Raise your arms if your sure!”

  30. Susan says:

    Why, yes. You do have pit lice.

  31. Neil says:

    never show up the bride

  32. Ross says:

    “No Claudia, you are in the the clear, there are no more traces of your “Baby on Board” tattoo”

  33. AJ says:

    Do you think I will make it through the reception?

  34. Dave says:

    Checking the bride for freshness.

  35. George says:

    My pits smell great! FIST-PUMP!!

  36. DAVE says:

    All I smell is dirty nasty pond…

  37. David Babb says:

    This is my day! Judy chop!

  38. emily grace says:

    “Hold still! I think I see some muscle definition, and they should capture it on film.”

  39. David Babb says:

    Turned out to be a pit-iful wedding.

  40. Ryan Schroeder says:

    Well it looks like you got most the hairs.. I don’t think anyone will notice.

  41. Jen says:

    “Do you think this dress makes my armpit look fat?”

  42. Chris says:

    Don’t look now but that mole has legs on it!

  43. Lindsay says:

    Maid of Honor Dress: $150

    Hairdresser for the day of: $50

    Drinks for the party the night before: $30

    Being asked to check if the Bride actually got
    the tattoo in her armpit or if was only a dream
    and catching it on camera: PRICELESS

  44. Tachoohay says:

    Your totally right, they are so clean shaven I can see myself in them….

  45. Fanboy Wife says:

    Are you “Sure, Sure, Sure” you want to go through with this marriage?

  46. Kim says:

    It worked! Rubbing these flowers in your pits worked!

  47. Drew_H says:

    Smell that?? Its the smell of beating a man into submission…The smell of wedded bliss.

  48. Ron Butler says:

    ” I don’t hear anything”

  49. Nick says:

    something smells fishy around here……is it me? or is it the pond behind me?

  50. dmiller says:

    Yep, arm pits are like excuses, everyone has them and they all stink!

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