My Best Friend’s Sweating

January 21st, 2010

My Best Friend’s Sweating - Wedding

It’s good to be the maid of honor.

(submitted by Jill)

762 Responses to “My Best Friend’s Sweating”

  1. Ryan says:

    “Wow, you were right, the laser hair removal really didn’t miss a hair!”

  2. Alan says:

    No… THAT’S not what made him run.

  3. bl0ssy says:

    “Wow! I had no idea they could do corn-rows under there!”

  4. DrN8 says:

    On her wedding day, Rosie the Riveter shares a tender moment with her lesser-known sister, Sally the Sniffeter.

  5. Penguin says:

    Go on. Lick it. I double-dog dare you.

  6. wannabeerbad says:

    He won’t believe thats where it’s coming from…you should’ve gone with Taupe dress for sure!

  7. Melodie says:

    Wanna see what else I got waxed?

  8. Laura says:

    It is important to do a thorough tick check when participating in outdoor events in the summer months.

  9. Ella says:

    As part of your maid of honor duties, I require you to sniff and examine my crevices. We shall begin with my pits and proceed down until we reach the spaces between my toes.

  10. Aaron T. says:

    Sarah Palin’s departure from the governorship has afforded her time to take on new job opportunities. We see her here as a bride’s-maid-for-hire using her past experience in beauty pageantry to inspect the budding bride’s armshelf before the wedding album photo shoot…

  11. Leah O says:

    Yup–it’s definitely a zit. But just keep your arm like that, and no one will notice

  12. Juanny says:

    Not exactly what we mean by “catching the bride’s bouquet”.

  13. Nicole says:

    Originally when Cathy was asked to be Maid of Honor, it was the bathroom breaks she was dreading.

  14. Angelo Papi says:

    It may be strong enough for a man, but it ain’t workin on you honey!

  15. Michelle says:

    …because the photographer didn’t have anything better to do…

    …HEY I didn’t get this Canon EOS Rebel XSi Digital SLR Camera with Canon EF-S 18-55mm IS lens with unlimited memory card space for nothing!…

  16. Harmonica says:

    It’s called a “Brazilian”.

  17. Nicole says:

    In both her deodorant choice and her imminent marriage, Heather lives by the wise words of the commercial jingle, “Raise your hand…raise your hand if you’re sure!”.

  18. Tim Wardyn says:

    Is that a zit?!

  19. DrN8 says:

    And with a vicious elbow, Elaine made it very clear that Samantha was the 6th bridesmaid and would NOT be moving up the ladder today.

  20. Stacey says:

    “Even on the most hectic of days, Melissa raises her hand because she’s Sure!”

  21. Paul says:

    Wow, you’re right. I can see the virgin Mary in your pit stubble!

  22. Ryan says:

    Yep, you need a better antiperspirant.

  23. Brie says:

    Susan felt more sure about her smell than her soon-to-be marriage.

  24. Josh Akins says:

    upon closer inspection Joleen noted that it was not a tick, just a big hairy mole!

  25. David says:

    Something old, something new, something borrowed, something ….Peeew!

  26. Dave says:

    Maids of honor don’t get the respect they use to.

  27. Pismonque says:

    “Chief, this is 86. I’m undercover as 99’s maid of honor…
    …would you believe mother of the bride?”

  28. ScottD says:

    Ok, NOW pull my finger

  29. Jeanne says:

    Look, I had everything waxed.

  30. Candice says:

    Oh, okay. Sorry, I coulda sworn you had a monkey in a headlock!

  31. Kirby says:

    PIMPLE DISTRACTION PLAN #1: if we take goofy photos like this, no one will EVER notice the pimple on my forehead, hmmmm…wonder what the flower girl can sniff?

  32. Frank says:

    Yep, I got it that time!

  33. Chuck says:

    Wow, you’re right…that dies look like the face of jesus in your armpit.

  34. Shannon says:

    Um, wow, yeah…. you might want to get that looked at…

  35. PromisedPlanet says:

    “Yep, they’re all gone.”

  36. Karla says:

    A sign of true friendship!

  37. Liza says:

    ….oh sweetie, I think your Right Guard took a left turn.

  38. Cheryle says:

    Are you sure this is in the “Maid of Honor Handbook?”

  39. Heather says:

    “Fresh check!”

  40. Debbie says:

    This maid of honor does it all: Adjusts the veil, holds the flowers, removes the mole tag…

  41. Dave says:

    “Everybody sniff the bride,
    sniff the bride,
    sniff the bride.
    Oh, everybody sniff the bride,
    it’s her wedding day!”

  42. Fbillac says:

    I told you this is MY DAY (elbow drop)!

  43. ann o. nymous says:

    See, I lift my arm and it doesn’t fall down. I heart superglue.

  44. Germrasputin says:

    “Nope, that’s not where it’s coming from…”

  45. RapidEye says:

    The curtains match the rug, but the drapes sure don’t!!!

  46. ken cade says:

    Unfortunately for Christine there was no amount of lilac that could mask the smell of the dreaded “bridal odar”

  47. Linda says:

    Have you seen my mother-in-law???

  48. Katie says:

    I think it’s an ingrown hair.

  49. Ratava says:

    What they don’t tell you in the Maid of Honor job description: official pit checker.

  50. Stacey Suazo says:

    There’s a tiny person on that speck that needs my help!

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