My Best Friend’s Sweating

January 21st, 2010

My Best Friend’s Sweating - Wedding

It’s good to be the maid of honor.

(submitted by Jill)

762 Responses to “My Best Friend’s Sweating”

  1. Adano says:

    Another uncomfortable Virgin Mary sighting…

  2. Michele says:

    Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

  3. Guiro says:

    Deodorant doctor’s discovery: A fingertip of Mum wherever perspiration is closely confined assures you that your feminine charm won’t go unmarried throughout the whole day

  4. Josh says:

    “See, it’s the only place on my body that took the tan.”

  5. Zach says:

    “I don’t think you CAN get herpes in your pits”

  6. Andy says:

    “Did you know that if my armpit is bigger than your face, you have cancer?”

  7. Susan says:

    Always a pit-smeller, never a bride.

  8. Erin says:

    Wow, they really were successful in your skin tag removal surgery

  9. Kim says:

    “Yup, I think you’re right, you’ve finally hit puberty! I can see the hairs starting to grow!”

  10. Barb says:

    “Yup, your antiperspirant is still working!”

  11. memelsa says:

    Come in for a closer look..bridal fist pump baby!!

  12. Billy says:

    sadly, Elaine wasn’t so SURE on her wedding day.

  13. N says:

    I figured the least I could do after holding out so long was provide some armpit sex. I can still smell his soap.

  14. CraigB says:

    Weird. I *can* tell what you had for dinner…salisbury steak…mashed potatoes…creamed corn.

  15. Rik says:

    “Wow, you’re right…it really does shave as close as a blade!”

  16. Tom says:

    No it’s not fear, perhaps the scent of desperation. I just can’t tell.

  17. Robert T says:

    Mazel Tov This!

  18. Sarah says:

    When Jessica was asked to be maid of honor, she had no idea just how privileged an individual she had become.

  19. Pauly says:

    You think my husband stinks? Get a load of this!!!!!

  20. Sarah says:

    “I wanted this day to be so special for Brian, I even payed the hairdresser an extra $50 to curl my pit hairs.”
    “OMG he is SO lucky to have you.”

  21. Adam says:

    Wow, maybe your “borrowed” item should’ve been deodorant.

  22. goofydg1 says:

    You’re right. You do stink so good… :-)

  23. Kelley says:

    Can you smell me now?

  24. Sarah says:

    ‘”When I told you to lick my armpit it wasn’t so much a request as an insult…”

  25. Ursula says:

    Something old, something new, something borrowed, something Phew!

  26. Sherman McCoy says:

    *lick-lick-lick … mmmmmm*

  27. Connie says:

    Bridezilla strikes again…this time with the elbow drop!

  28. Sarah says:

    Ah, the smell of love is in the air. …oh. wait. It’s just you.

  29. Sarah says:

    Ah, the smell of love is in the air.
    As well as the smell of awkwardness.

  30. D. Dabro says:

    I knew he’d lose the ring

  31. Rachel says:

    Their secret-sister-handshake suddenly isn’t so cute anymore…

  32. Julie says:

    What would you do for a Klondike bar?

  33. Texavelle says:

    Another bridesmaid falls for the ol’ “smell-my-armpit-elbow-drop trick”

  34. Willie Tyler&Lester says:

    Are you “SURE” you want to get married?

  35. Oh yea! I see it! It does sort of look like Wilford Brimley!

  36. carrie says:

    Something borrowed, something blue, something smelly, oh, it’s you!

  37. Slugpitcher says:

    Your elbow doesn’t look bionic, and who is Dusty Rhodes?

  38. Jashuma says:

    “Wow, you’re right. It IS getting bigger. Huh. Gross.”

  39. Jeffrey says:

    Always a bridesmaid.

  40. Susan Millman says:

    “Best Friends?”

  41. Neil says:

    “Dumb bridesmaid comment number 14: I am sure the smell of lilac is coming from around here somewhere”

  42. Pismonque says:

    “Well…I see old, new, borrowed AND blue. Looks like you’re all covered.”

  43. matt says:

    nothing says “class” better than shaved pits!!!

  44. Pismonque says:

    “Mmmmm…spicy and piquant with subtle, meaty notes of limberger and the buttery richness of a camembert. Perhaps a bit over-ripened though, I’m afraid.”

  45. Scott says:

    “No, it’s more of a greenish color. You’re still going to need to find something blue.”

  46. Paul OC says:

    Bride: I don’t still smell like Julio’s(the male stripper from the night before) man package do I?
    Bridesmaid: Under your arm pit?!?!
    Bride: Yea, it was an awkward night. Sniff now, I’ll tell you later.

  47. matt says:

    ya missed a spot!!!

  48. IRA7 says:

    It’s not a tumor!!!!

  49. Capn says:

    Yep, I see it. You definitely got a third arm growing there.

  50. Harry says:

    Never ever let them see you sweat

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