Can I Get You Another Size?
February 12th, 2010
Sometimes the shoe fits but the headdress doesn’t.
(submitted by Jake)
Tags: pose
Can I Get You Another Size?
Sometimes the shoe fits but the headdress doesn’t.
(submitted by Jake)
Tags: pose
“Excuse me, I ordered the large tiara.”
It’s not a headress. It’s a nest for condors.
the funny thing is they’re actually good looking…the bride is a very pretty woman. It’s like someone decided she was too attractive and stuck that horror on her head.
They look like Mr. Collins and Charlotte from the masterpiece classics Pride & Prejudice movie.
Am I seeing this right? She has a bouquet of wheat?
Well at least there’s no arm pit sniffing.
A: What size hoof does she have?
B: Is he even in a tux?
OK,she’s holding wheat…..it was a typo on the email sent to the florist….”We want just some plain flour for the bouquet”
Now THAT is funny!
I think she stole that design from Jesus……
At least she isn’t holding an apple (reference to previous “awkward” wedding pics posted on here.)
The bride is gorgeous though. Funny how she isn’t pointing her toe delicately- awaiting the (bland) prop-shoe- but seems to be doing a toe stretch. Probably has foot cramps from sitting thru a zillion poses?
Wow, I wonder how she kept that thing balanced on her head!
Methinks someone watched Robin Hood a few times too many. Good for you Maid Marian! Apart from the dried Mickey Mouse Ears, they are a beautiful couple.
She’s gorgeous. She can wear whatever she wants.
Carmen Miranda would look at that thing on her head and say, “DAMN!”
The bride is beautiful – a good looking couple! I actually like the head wreath and bouquet but it would be better suited with a less formal dress and veil.
Nothing says fairy tale wedding like a white tube sock.
No Kidding!
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I won’t forget to put roses on your grave (Rolling Stones, 1971)
SCORE!! Frank, that was GOLD!!
Oh come on. This is another fine example of the religious diversity of the planet. This is a Druid harvest festival. She is dressed as the Harvest Goddess and that‘s the harvest on her head. He’s just some guy with a foot fetish.
No thanks, but will you get me another scythe?
Boy, their kids are gonna have fun looking at their wedding pics
Size really does matter (sometimes)
They look great. Don’t know why this is supposed to be awkward.
How come there is ALWAYS a person pointing out how this and that picture is not awkward… if you don’t think it is, just pass on it and hope tomorrow’s will be awkwad enough for your high awkwardness standards!
Okay Camille; I laughed out loud at your reply!
Gotta agree with Alistair… and am confused by Camille! Nobody’s trying to say that it’s _not_ awkward (well, I should speak for myself); I just wanna know which part _is_ awkward!
Then again, maybe it’s one of those things where you just get it if you get it
Okay yeah actually him holding the shoe backward is kinda funny. Looks like a Cinderella thing, though. Cute!
Why on earth would he be holding her shoe anyway, backwards or forwards? That is what is awkward about it.
I think they should rename this site “Awkward, Funny, and/or Cute Photos that Might or Might Not Be of Families.” Do you think then everybody would be happy?
These people probably go on LOLCats and say, “I thought this was supposed to be LolCATS. You had a picture of a panda and one of a guinea pig. And I didn’t laugh out loud at all of them. Waah.”
I’m thinking Mormon temple wedding, and possibly some sort of Norwegian/Scandinavian background. Wheat sheaves are considered symbols of fertility and good luck in many cultures. Maybe one of them did missionary work in a country where this headdress was traditional?
Shut up, that crown is fierce.
I think maybe she is a little too dressed up for shoe shopping.
That looks like a nest on her head!!
Well, now I have to pick another hair style for my wedding!
Oh my gosh, that is SO precious! (based on the novel Push by Saphire)
this made me LOL..(b.o.t.n.P.b.S.)
It’s Martha Stewart’s helpful hint #266:
Veil in a pinch: Bathtowel held in place with old mulberry bush.
Towel will absorb those nervous sweats, and nobody likes mulberry bushes anyway.
LOL Score!!!
How sweet, a match made in Payless.
Do you have anything other than white in a size 7 EE?
That’s one big shoe. ;-P
maybe he is a shoe salesman? and what is that thing on her head? it looks like a wreath!
Taking her hand AND foot in marriage.
Ha, ha! Great comment.
Whatever! I think the wreath and the bouquet are awesome!! This is like an old school medieval or pagan wedding dress and headdress. I dig!
I’m with you, Lauren!
Me, too, very original…it has a European feel to it! Tired of the same old trite weddings, etc.
WOW that hailo stole the show from the prince
This picture was taken right before a family of birds stole her headdress for their nest.
haha good one!
always knew that cute little flying nun wasn’t right for the convent…
It also looks like some kind of compromise to blend together a Wiccan/Mormon wedding ceremony. Now THAT would be a great premise for a new reality TV show!
She’s a Wiccan and he’s a Mormon – can they get along?
Wife: Honey, I’ll make a deal with you. I’ll skip the Summer Equinox party if you quit trying baptize me.
The Wiccan and the Mormon, on ABC this fall!
I’m trying to envision a Wiccan/Mormon wedding… priceless.
laughing so hard I might wet myself!! Someone please do this for youtube…. HAHAHAHA! Trying to imagine the theme song…
“He wants to populate a planet… She wants to worship the earth… “
I am actually a wiccan who dated a Mormon in college. I was a nightmare and ended shortly.
that’s a christmas wreath
Looks like the headpiece and bouquet sizes got mixed up
OMG! What’s on her head?
Sometimes the shoe fits, but it’s backwards.
For the economical bride, it’s a way to get two different uses out of your reception centerpiece.
Very funny!
thank goodness it wasn’t an ice sculpture!
Hillori, you actually made me snort!! Hilarious.
I like this photo… but only because I think I know where they got married!
Me too! Flowers die, but marriage is forever.
LOL, I was thinking the same thing. “Another culture” indeed
Very fitting since wheat is a symbol of fertility.
Definitely has a temple “feel” to it… Which one is this?
Ha ha, that was the my first thought too!
could be any… Chicago maybe? I just see a white wall… and a long sleeve wedding dress. two very strong signs of a temple
It’s Las Vegas, I live here! Recognized it immediately, they have a great courtyard.
I was thinking the same thing.
That was the first thing I thought too… long sleeve dress & outdoors = temple wedding. But I am confused… I got married in the temple too but there was no wreath of roughage involved!?!
I knew it was a temple. But what’s with the shoe?
That isn’t a headdress its a WREATH!!! is that wheat in her bouquet. Besides that a cute couple.
I just dont get this at all! I guess its a cinderella thing!? That thing she has on her head is quite awkward indeed though. Hope she used her odor eaters!! Those wedding jitters will make yo feet stink!! EWW!! HAHA!!
Is that her foot or a part of the bench…Awkward way to hold your (bench) foot for this pose…how about a nice graceful point, so your giant foot looks like it will fit in the shoe!
Maybe this was the wrong girl and the shoe DIDN’T fit.
When your Prince Charming suffers from shoe-dyslexia, sometimes size really doesn’t matter.
She needs to but some of those flowers back in the flowerbed….. Wait, is that a cat in the flowers behind her?
where do you see a cat?
Behind the two light-orange flowers to the right of the bride, there’s a cat-shaped shadow. There are also some white spots that look like the cat’s face, with two white spots around the eyes, a vertical white line between, and white eartips. But I enlarged that part of the picture, and the “eyes” remained white spots without any hint of an eyeball. At the largest size I can get before it breaks up into square pixels, it doesn’t look much like a cat. I think it’s the shadow of the tree behind the flowers, plus a few white petals.
The human mind looks for patterns, and finds them even if they aren’t there…
I see where you’re talking about. It does resemble a cat’s face but it’s not. I couldn’t tell you what it is but it’s not a cat.
I don’t see the face thingy that Amused saw. I do see something black and white right behind the bright flowers on the right of the bride. It looks like a cat is sneaking through there.
How do you know it is not a cat? It does look like one.
Forget the shoe…. why would anyone have DEAD flowers (wheat, rice, barley) as a “floral” theme for your wedding????? This is alotta love, smack from the beginning.
Looks like they may be from another culture, or maybe it’s a medieval-theme wedding or something. Looks like they probably had a good time!
I don’t mind the wheat and other grains for a headdress and bouquet
Yeah, my first thought was–no way are those people American.