Uh, dogs are domesticated – canus domesticus. Tens of thousands of years living with humans at work mean a baby might have the drool licked off its face and not like it. An owner has to work hard to f*** up a dog enough to bring it to where it would attack a baby. Simians are WILD – and always will be, no matter how many clothes and diapers you put on them.
DO NOT lump dogs in with wild animals, people. NOT the same thing AT ALL.
Chimps can be vicious and unpredictable. They’re pretty darn dangerous animals. But clearly the baby is fine if this pic has been submitted, so people really do need to calm down. I mean, it’s at least 20 years in the past by the looks of this photo!
That depends (no pun intended). But if it’s a fake monkey…why the elaborate outfit? And if it’s a real monkey…why the elaborate outfit? And if it’s a real mustache…why would you need the monkey?
So many questions.
So far I’ve read only one comment talking about the Mustache. Yes, Mustache with a capital M. C’mon people! That thing is epic! Magnificent lip fur! A beacon of light in these dark times!
Is the monkey wearing Pumas, Reeboks, or New Balance (New Balances?). I’m leaning toward the latter but I MUST KNOW for sure! This is important people!
OMG I gotta step out for a minute and collect myself. Laughing without letting your cube-mates know you’re not WORKING is really hard. You guys are HILARIOUS!
this is just wrong wrong wrong, and there is no excuse for this kind of picture. NONE! everyone knows that a sparkly evening dress does NOT go with tennis shoes…
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sooo… did the monkey bite hie finger off? …
Why do you think the chimp is smirking?
A helpless baby next to a chimp?!?!?! Chimps are unpredictable and potentially dangerous! What. An. Idiot.
A helpless chimp next to a baby?!?!?! Babies are unpredictable and potentially dangerous. What. An. Idiot.
LOL!!! Totally with you on this one. I bet that chimp is a whole lot smarter and far more predictable than that baby.
A helpless chimp next to a mustache?!?!?! Mustaches are unpredictable and potentially dangerous. What. An. Idiot.
A helpless mustached man, baby and chimp next to a beret! Berets are unpredictable and potentially dangerous. What. A. Communist!
A man and a chimp next to a baby with a concealed compound bow?
What. A. Tragedy.
hahahahhahahahah you made a funny
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First true LOL I’ve had all day!
this string is hilarious!!!!
OMG. I almost peed myself laughing.
Ahhahahahhahahaha – lovin it!
Better a chimp than a whale, dontcha’ think?
Maybe the next pic with this guy will be him dangling the baby over a whale tank at Sea World……?
Better a chimp than a cougar, I say. A whale would just upstage the baby anyway.
You got your chimp in my baby!
No! You got your baby in my chimp!
LOL!
the chimp does not look happy to be sharing the love…
Is is possible that the chimp is unhappy about the crazy costume it is having to wear?
I especially like the velcro tennis shoes. I had a similar pair when I was little.
Agreed. What’s with the shiny purple armwarmers?
Aw!! These are the cutest twins Ive ever seen!!
Indeed. The resemblance is uncanny.
Is that monkey wearing tennis shoes?!
I noticed that too! Why does a monkey need to wear tennis shoes?
For tennis! Duh!
The best part is the snazzy running shoes and what looks like a cast on the monkey’s arm. Why?
Yes. The chimp’s right arm has cause me great consternation, too.
I think the chimp is wearing a long sleeve sparkly blue leotard, not a cast.
The chimp is in evening dress. Everyone knows that.
Surely you remember “Donkey Prom”?
i seriously lol’ed at that.
Well, duh, Janie, see Mary et al’s comments above – babies are dangerous and unpredictable!
The baby’s stare is freakin me out. Also, is that monkey rockin some new balance sneakers?
What minky would wear new bahlanz? They are nahkeez, you fool!
XD
OH LOOK TWINS !!!
I definitely see the family resemblance to the kid on the right.
Yeah. I see the father to chimp resemblance. I don’t see it for the baby. What’s the baby doing in the family portrait?
And he never once suspected he might not be the chimp’s real father? Come on.
The DNA tests were inconclusive.
something creepy about his hand…. and is the monkey wearing Pumas????
hope he has a lisauns for that minkey.
dang it ,you beat me to the punch!
I think his wife may have been monkeying around!
winner
WINNER, WINNER, everytime!
Please tell me that’s mud on the monkey’s shoe.
Please tell me that’s mud on the monkey’s shoe.
Please tell me that’s mud on the monkey’s shoe.
Okay, I’ll tell you that is mud, but, to tell you the truth, it don’t look like mud on his shoe!
Donkey Kong: The Early Years
Good one -
Except now I’ll have that tune stuck in my head, thanks a lot!
I live to serve.
Ha Ha! He does look like Mario with a monkey!
Baby: Help. This guy is crazy! Get me away from the monkey!
aw, it’s Mario & Donkey Kong! They’re finally getting along!
I wonder what circus they were with….
The Man in the Yellow Hat must have decided to change up his look…he’s going for a French flair now
It’s not the man with the Big Yellow Hat from Curious George. Its’ the man from “Caps for Sale” by Esphyr Slobodkina.
“You monkeys, you give me back my caps!” He needs to throw his cap onto the ground.
Won’t be long till the minkey teaches poo-flinging to the kid.
Is the monkey holding a beer?
his mustache is spectacular!
and shut up people, the baby is fine, it wouldnt be more dangerous than sitting next to a dog.
Tell that to the lady in CT who had her face ripped off by a chimp.
Tell that to the lady’s family who got ripped apart by pit bulls… same thing.
Uh, dogs are domesticated – canus domesticus. Tens of thousands of years living with humans at work mean a baby might have the drool licked off its face and not like it. An owner has to work hard to f*** up a dog enough to bring it to where it would attack a baby. Simians are WILD – and always will be, no matter how many clothes and diapers you put on them.
DO NOT lump dogs in with wild animals, people. NOT the same thing AT ALL.
still, dogs eat more babies’ faces than chimps. of course, there are way more dogs near babies’ faces than chimps near babies’ faces…
Chimps can be vicious and unpredictable. They’re pretty darn dangerous animals. But clearly the baby is fine if this pic has been submitted, so people really do need to calm down. I mean, it’s at least 20 years in the past by the looks of this photo!
“Get your stinking hands off me, you damned, dirty man!!”
Finally something besides a video game remark.
Who else remembers Charleston Heston?
Anybody, Anybody?
pick me pick me!!!!!!!!!!!
i thought his hat was yellow…and big?!
Quintessential Organ Grinder.
Tarzan, the early years.
I suppose he’s a monkey’s uncle.
Is…is that a real chimp? It somehow doesn’t look…right. I don’t know.
+1000 Well played!
I was thinking it looked fake too. But then why put it in a sparkly leotard, diaper, and velcro running shoes?
Do you wanna chase a sprinting ballerina minky with a pooper-scooper?
That depends (no pun intended). But if it’s a fake monkey…why the elaborate outfit? And if it’s a real monkey…why the elaborate outfit? And if it’s a real mustache…why would you need the monkey?
So many questions.
so i says to her….get your own monkey!
Caps for sale! (C’mon, doesn’t he look JUST like that guy?!)
Just wait…. in 10 years that ape will be throwing barrels at dear old dad.
And that’s why the Princess left him. Mario monkey’d around.
win! excellent referential humor with a pun twist. dorky in a way that truly made me LOL then think less of myself for doing so. magnificent.
consequently thepilferer, your comment too, was chock full of win.
ok
I see Mario
I see donkey kong
but which one is the one on the left?
So far I’ve read only one comment talking about the Mustache. Yes, Mustache with a capital M. C’mon people! That thing is epic! Magnificent lip fur! A beacon of light in these dark times!
LOL!
A visual demonstration of evolution?
So, a chimp, a baby, and a man with a fantastically ginormous mustache walk into a bar. . .
the baby orders a bloody mary and the chimp says “that’s bananas!”
…the bartender looks at them and says, “What is this, a joke?”
There’s a monkey in that pic? I’m still stuck on his moustache and beret!
In their youth–before the Princess came between them– Kong and Mario were the best of friends.
Thanks for the laugh. Love your comment.
Is the monkey wearing Pumas, Reeboks, or New Balance (New Balances?). I’m leaning toward the latter but I MUST KNOW for sure! This is important people!
b.k.s for sure
yes i did, the very first one : )
This is actually me and my dad. This was 25 years ago, before the whole “chimp is eating my friend” fiasco.
This picture is hilarious to me!
Probably an old circus “have your picture taken with a chimp” photo. The guy and baby probably didn’t own the chimp…
i know her! hahahahahaha. mortal men weep with humility in the presence of moustaches like that.
I thought this was like an organ grinder and his proud offspring kind of thing.
Uncle Skip?
OMG I gotta step out for a minute and collect myself. Laughing without letting your cube-mates know you’re not WORKING is really hard. You guys are HILARIOUS!
Long live the handlebar mustache
this is just wrong wrong wrong, and there is no excuse for this kind of picture. NONE! everyone knows that a sparkly evening dress does NOT go with tennis shoes…
I swear that monkey looks pregnant
HAHAHAHAHA! @emm