…give me a moment now dear… I think it was on the spring of 1954 and the tax man came by to audit!, ohhh yes!… we had ourselves some good o’l time on the spring of 1954!… those were the days…
“No one had been paying attention to Grandma Mazur. She was still playing with the gun, aiming and sighting, getting used to the heft of it. I realized there was a box of ammo beside the tampons. A scary thought skittered into my mind.
‘Grandma, you didn’t load the gun, did you?’
‘Well of course I loaded the gun…’”
(Janet Evanovich, “One For The Money”)
“‘I know what you’re thinking,’ Grandma said into the silence. ‘Do I have anymore bullets in this here gun? Well, with all the confusion, what with being locked up in a refrigerator, I plumb forgot what was in here to start with. But being that this is a forty-five magnum, the most powerful handgun in existence, and it could blow your head clean off, you just got to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky today? Well, do you, punk?’
‘Christ,’ Spiro whispered. “She thinks she’s freakin’ Clint Eastwood.’”
(Janet Evanovich, “Two for the Dough”)
“i know what your thinking… did I fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I kinda lost track myself…. you gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?”
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What model of revolver is that? Looks like a .357 or.44 Mag.
Anyone remember that movie “Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot” with Sylvester Stallone and Estelle Getty? That’s what this reminds me of.
“Okay Grandma, when I count to three; you pull the trigger!”
Stop or my Gran will shoot
Tonight, on CSI….
…give me a moment now dear… I think it was on the spring of 1954 and the tax man came by to audit!, ohhh yes!… we had ourselves some good o’l time on the spring of 1954!… those were the days…
Go ahead punk, make my zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
It’s Grandma Mazur!!!
“No one had been paying attention to Grandma Mazur. She was still playing with the gun, aiming and sighting, getting used to the heft of it. I realized there was a box of ammo beside the tampons. A scary thought skittered into my mind.
‘Grandma, you didn’t load the gun, did you?’
‘Well of course I loaded the gun…’”
(Janet Evanovich, “One For The Money”)
I was just thinking the same thing!
“‘I know what you’re thinking,’ Grandma said into the silence. ‘Do I have anymore bullets in this here gun? Well, with all the confusion, what with being locked up in a refrigerator, I plumb forgot what was in here to start with. But being that this is a forty-five magnum, the most powerful handgun in existence, and it could blow your head clean off, you just got to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky today? Well, do you, punk?’
‘Christ,’ Spiro whispered. “She thinks she’s freakin’ Clint Eastwood.’”
(Janet Evanovich, “Two for the Dough”)
This part had me rolling.
Granny Oakley???
This is what happened to the last relative who was gonna pick my nursing home…
“i know what your thinking… did I fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I kinda lost track myself…. you gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?”
Do NOT stand in front of the TV when Matlock is on!
DDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This one made me so happy, and now, out of guilt, I may not get any sleep tonight.
Granny’s gonna split some wigs at Bingo tonight!
HAHAHA Erin i can’t bleave you posted it…Dose grama know?
“A Smith and Wesson “does beat Four Aces!
OMGoodness…. LOL!
I’m most worried about the fact that she’s aiming with her eyes closed.
No, that was Jack, my second husband. Accidentally shot ‘em…right between the eyes. Now, where’re you goin’, Ben? Sit down here for a spell.
You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!!
Which, at her age, might be April.
lol classic!!!!
omggg. LOL!
thats not a gun…… this is a gun
After Mr McGoo passed away, Mrs McGoo purchased a handgun for home protection.
LOL!!
She ALWAYS wins at BINGO!
She’s a member of the WCTU-The White-hair Closed-eye Target-shooters Union
XD
(This’ll make sense here in indiana…)
yes!!!!I noticed six rounds in the chamber,,,,,hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
“This will keep them from talking while my ‘stories’ are on!”
Um……… HER EYES ARE CLOSED!!!!!
Granny cooks fools with a sweet little smile on her face.
I wanna be her when I grow up.
Granny, Big Loaded Gun, No Glasses and Eyes closed. Bad Bad combination.
Guess Grand Ma will not have to worry about them Reindeer this Christmas.
A.W.E.S.O.M.E.
Granny liked the way her silver toned accessories coordinated with her hair color and pink nail polish.
This could very well be my favorite!!!
Will you be my replacement Granny???
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
is anyone else worried that she took her glasses OFF to hold the gun???
Inheritance? I got your inheritance RIGHT HERE!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!
One should never close their eyes while holding a gun. That’s what I always say…
…you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
“Are you talking to me? Punk? No really I can’t hear you, are you talking to me?”
HA!! made me laugh..thank you.
The scary thing is that it appears to be loaded.
The gun is loaded….AND she’s got her finger on the trigger! OMG!!! This is my favorite pic yet. It totally says:
“This is the last time I’m going to tell you – get your hands off my cookies, turn Matlock back on, and I am NOT going to the nursing home……punk.”
Love. Love. Love. Love. this
Awesome pic.
“You’ll never take me to the nursery home”
LOL!!!!!
A Good Man is Hard to Find: The Untold Story.
Tonight, on Matlock:CSI…
murder she wrote…..
Apparently ‘Shady Pines, Ma!’ doesn’t work on her.
haha! yes!
Never point a weapon at someone you are not prepared to kill…
Is that part of that new Wii game? I heard about that game, crazy!
best. comment. ever.
It makes you wonder if that hand on the left is alive or dead…
LMAO! I was wondering why she was smiling so big….now we know.
That’ll teach to not switch off the Golden Girls when Granny says not to!
She’s got really nice nails!
Has anyone noticed that the gun is loaded? Oh, yeah, nice nails.