The Mascot

April 2nd, 2010

The Mascot - Easter

It’s not easy being the Easter Bunny.

(submitted by Rita)

55 Responses to “The Mascot”

  1. Kevin K. says:

    All that’s missing is the cigarette.

  2. aSHlayy says:

    this is strangely ahhmazingg!

  3. GoShawdy says:

    Even the car has an expression of “Meh”.

  4. william says:

    “28 days… 6 hours… 42 minutes… 12 seconds. That… is when the world… will end.”

  5. iLOLd says:

    There was this one time, at Pep Band camp…when nothing happened…

  6. Stephanie says:

    no, this is what he’s saying…”it’s hot in this mother fricking suit”

  7. Joan says:

    Anyone else get a Harold and Maude vibe?

  8. Snowrider says:

    Well, at least he’s staring into a living room window.

  9. JustMe says:

    I happen to think this picture is as cute as a bunny.

  10. Sez Me says:

    SCREEEEEEEEAM!!! Oh my gosh! Somebody cut the waskilly wabbits HEAD OFF!

  11. snowshyn says:

    Can anyone tell me the make and model of the car in the photo?

  12. jnmcnally says:

    I hope that was just a seasonal costume.

  13. Alan says:

    Maybe Mom and Dad bought the car for him, and are making him pay it off by acting as the Easter Bunny for his younger cousins!

  14. TwistedSista says:

    It’s raining, he’s wearing a sucky costume, and someone stole his house. Not a good day.

  15. DaRabbit says:

    Who said he was OK with it? He was clearly coerced. When the person with the camera has the only house key, you do what you gotta do to eat…no?

    At least it wasn’t a clown suit….there were limits.

  16. KJ says:

    Misery thy name is Fluffy Bun-Bun.

  17. Veggie Kitty says:

    He committed a sin of mascotting: NEVER be seen in partial costume! Also odd is that he was OK with photo proof that it was him inside the bunny costume. Curiouser and curiouser . . .

  18. carol says:

    Aw, poor kid is not happy about this!

  19. DaRabbit says:

    It was the first step on the long road to recovery…all of which has been completely undone by the nefarious posting of an old photo by an unscrupulous and vindictive maternal unit. Therapy costs more in your mid-30’s…

    I will now proceed to comb the stacks and find my photographic revenge. My mother has been warned.

  20. Bruce says:

    Hey, hire that guy. He has a good head on his shoulders!

  21. Andi from NC says:

    Love the off-kilter tie. I must say, this is one of the more benevolent looking bunny heads I’ve seen – still pretty freaky, though. Poor kid – talk about pure misery on film!!!

  22. Hey, in this economy, his MBA at least got him the top job! His brother with the Bachelor of Science had to walk behind the horses in the Easter Parade, scooping up the “road apples”.

  23. eggs mcguilacudy says:

    My sincere apologies if the person in the photo is not a male. Truly hard to tell, now that I look at the photo again. Hope I was not wrong. Mullets can cause much confusion. Regardless, go bunnies!

  24. Michael says:

    I quit Band for this Gig!!???

    • iLOLd says:

      He was trix-ed into it. They dazzled him with “You’ll meet lots of young chicks!”, “You’ll have total control over your peeps!”, and “There’s an eggselent chance for promotion!”
      Worse, he’s allergic to chocolate.
      Last I heard, he had gotten all hopped up on ether.

  25. Nora says:

    . “why are you wearing that stupid man suit?”

  26. Alan says:

    Well,two heads ARE better than one.

  27. Eric says:

    Normally the mascot has a few piercings and tattoos…at least they did at the Chuck E. Chese I worked at.

  28. kind of reminds me of edward norton in death to smoochy

  29. Lori says:

    is that John Cusack?

  30. Dan Brennan says:

    … and then after visiting all the good children of the world, the Easter Bunny returns to his crummy neighborhood in some dreary corner of Washington State parks his old Saturn sedan in a dirty gravel parking lot with weeds growing everywhere, and takes off his head until next year. The End.

  31. Moody adolescent human dressed as pink bunny or pink bunny dressed as moody adolescent human?

  32. bjp says:

    funny, though it’s not a family photo

  33. cheese pants says:

    photoshopped! jk >_>

  34. churros says:

    you can see the pride in his eyes.

  35. Billy says:

    silly rabbit

  36. charmy_canuck says:

    Its Ralphy all grown up!

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