He committed a sin of mascotting: NEVER be seen in partial costume! Also odd is that he was OK with photo proof that it was him inside the bunny costume. Curiouser and curiouser . . .
It was the first step on the long road to recovery…all of which has been completely undone by the nefarious posting of an old photo by an unscrupulous and vindictive maternal unit. Therapy costs more in your mid-30′s…
I will now proceed to comb the stacks and find my photographic revenge. My mother has been warned.
Love the off-kilter tie. I must say, this is one of the more benevolent looking bunny heads I’ve seen – still pretty freaky, though. Poor kid – talk about pure misery on film!!!
Hey, in this economy, his MBA at least got him the top job! His brother with the Bachelor of Science had to walk behind the horses in the Easter Parade, scooping up the “road apples”.
My sincere apologies if the person in the photo is not a male. Truly hard to tell, now that I look at the photo again. Hope I was not wrong. Mullets can cause much confusion. Regardless, go bunnies!
He was trix-ed into it. They dazzled him with “You’ll meet lots of young chicks!”, “You’ll have total control over your peeps!”, and “There’s an eggselent chance for promotion!”
Worse, he’s allergic to chocolate.
Last I heard, he had gotten all hopped up on ether.
… and then after visiting all the good children of the world, the Easter Bunny returns to his crummy neighborhood in some dreary corner of Washington State parks his old Saturn sedan in a dirty gravel parking lot with weeds growing everywhere, and takes off his head until next year. The End.
Hey! Washington isn’t dreary…We just get a lot of rainy days…It just makes the sunny days better I grew up there my whole life, moved to a desert state for 2 months and couldn’t stand not having any rain!
Not all of Washington is rainy….we live east of the Cascades….very little rain compared to the west. I will say, though, that crummy gravel driveway looks very Northwest-esque!
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this is strangely ahhmazingg!
Even the car has an expression of “Meh”.
“28 days… 6 hours… 42 minutes… 12 seconds. That… is when the world… will end.”
There was this one time, at Pep Band camp…when nothing happened…
no, this is what he’s saying…”it’s hot in this mother fricking suit”
Anyone else get a Harold and Maude vibe?
Well, at least he’s staring into a living room window.
I happen to think this picture is as cute as a bunny.
SCREEEEEEEEAM!!! Oh my gosh! Somebody cut the waskilly wabbits HEAD OFF!
gummo
Can anyone tell me the make and model of the car in the photo?
That sweet car is a Isuzu Impulse 1983 or 1984.
I hope that was just a seasonal costume.
Maybe Mom and Dad bought the car for him, and are making him pay it off by acting as the Easter Bunny for his younger cousins!
It’s raining, he’s wearing a sucky costume, and someone stole his house. Not a good day.
Who said he was OK with it? He was clearly coerced. When the person with the camera has the only house key, you do what you gotta do to eat…no?
At least it wasn’t a clown suit….there were limits.
Misery thy name is Fluffy Bun-Bun.
He committed a sin of mascotting: NEVER be seen in partial costume! Also odd is that he was OK with photo proof that it was him inside the bunny costume. Curiouser and curiouser . . .
Aw, poor kid is not happy about this!
It was the first step on the long road to recovery…all of which has been completely undone by the nefarious posting of an old photo by an unscrupulous and vindictive maternal unit. Therapy costs more in your mid-30′s…
I will now proceed to comb the stacks and find my photographic revenge. My mother has been warned.
Ooooohhh…sounds like a throwdown. I’ll pop the corn and wait right here!
Hey, hire that guy. He has a good head on his shoulders!
Love the off-kilter tie. I must say, this is one of the more benevolent looking bunny heads I’ve seen – still pretty freaky, though. Poor kid – talk about pure misery on film!!!
Hey, in this economy, his MBA at least got him the top job! His brother with the Bachelor of Science had to walk behind the horses in the Easter Parade, scooping up the “road apples”.
My sincere apologies if the person in the photo is not a male. Truly hard to tell, now that I look at the photo again. Hope I was not wrong. Mullets can cause much confusion. Regardless, go bunnies!
I quit Band for this Gig!!???
He was trix-ed into it. They dazzled him with “You’ll meet lots of young chicks!”, “You’ll have total control over your peeps!”, and “There’s an eggselent chance for promotion!”
Worse, he’s allergic to chocolate.
Last I heard, he had gotten all hopped up on ether.
Teehee!
. “why are you wearing that stupid man suit?”
I love frank… he was so creepy, yet so awesome.. i still need to see s. darko
the exact same thought ran through my head the second I looked at it haha
and lilly … S.darko = not so good
yeah, me too. its like a bad remake.
nonoNO you DON’T need to see s.darko…it’s a disappointing rip off:-p
Well,two heads ARE better than one.
Normally the mascot has a few piercings and tattoos…at least they did at the Chuck E. Chese I worked at.
kind of reminds me of edward norton in death to smoochy
I was thinking the exact same thing! Those eyebrows are perfect.
is that John Cusack?
… and then after visiting all the good children of the world, the Easter Bunny returns to his crummy neighborhood in some dreary corner of Washington State parks his old Saturn sedan in a dirty gravel parking lot with weeds growing everywhere, and takes off his head until next year. The End.
Win!
Beautifully said!
I love it!
Hey! Washington isn’t dreary…We just get a lot of rainy days…It just makes the sunny days better
I grew up there my whole life, moved to a desert state for 2 months and couldn’t stand not having any rain!
Not all of Washington is rainy….we live east of the Cascades….very little rain compared to the west. I will say, though, that crummy gravel driveway looks very Northwest-esque!
Although the car is an Isuzu Impulse.
Moody adolescent human dressed as pink bunny or pink bunny dressed as moody adolescent human?
funny, though it’s not a family photo
photoshopped! jk >_>
Yeah, that car is so photoshopped. The lighting is so awkward!
I have it on good authority that it’s 100% the real deal…from around 1987 or 88.
you can see the pride in his eyes.
silly rabbit
trix are for kids.
Its Ralphy all grown up!