Read It And Weep
April 14th, 2010
He decided to imagine them as bookends.
(submitted by Emily)
Read It And Weep
He decided to imagine them as bookends.
(submitted by Emily)
I’d cry too if I had to wear terry cloth with jogging shorts.
I’m going to be very original!
I’m going to talk about Spock and his death grip, no.
ANYWAY….
I thought this was funny. Is that better?
“Why does he get two buttons on his shirt? I gotta button three!”
“Why does he get three buttons on his shirt? I only got two!”
This made my evening!! Terrific-
Buttons to the top. Never a good call.
Oh my gosh, he is using the Vulcan Death Grip!
I can’t help imagining that he just knocked their heads together and then smiled…
Perfect!
Spock always hated his Human twin brothers.
The parents chose the library for the portrait because they thought it would be a ‘novel’ place to show off their ‘characters’. Well that is to ‘catalogue’ story short.
you must be bored….
Mummy , see I am the best.
Oh, Spock, you little charmer, you!
Vulcan Death Grip!
… one of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn’t belong …. doo doo doo doo
The twin on the right looks like a screamer. Glad I’m not there!
Good call, Aimes. You must have had older brothers growing up! So funny.
The books are fakes.
Gah! Damn Photoshop police–they’re everywhere!
Am I the only one troubled by the middle brothers non-caring attitude, and Stepford-like smile! And as for Eric and the preceeding comment, they may have said it 23 times, but you’re the one who counted how many times it was said. That is as sad as the myopic look on the older ones face!!
he does care–he’s annoyed as heck that he has to try to keep his smile while these two force them to stay there for a half hour trying to get one photo!
I noticed that too. It’s unsettling that his two younger siblings can be howling up a storm and yet he can produce a picture-perfect smile on demand. It’s even more troubling if he did something (e.g., “nerve pinch”) to elicit their tears. Does he also torture small animals, set fires, wet the bed?
Imagine that you are the only child – the apple of your parent’s eye. Then along comes – not just another baby – but TWO, twins! You are no longer the center of attention. And not only that, they have something that you can’t even COMPETE with – twin-ness. And you are ALOOOOOOONE in your one-ness, so it double-sucks for you. Seriously, I feel like I can see all that in his expression, LOLOLOL
I’m totally with you – he’s like a robot!!!
Let’s see how many people can use the term “Vulcan Death Grip” apparently without realizing that it has already been used 23 times!
Thank you, thank you, thank you! It’s one thing to be caught unawares; it’s another to do so willfully.
P.S. Same goes for the bowl haircut comments. It was only funny the first time (if that).
<> <———– First bowl cut comment.
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Actually, it’s 22, plus one “valcun mind meld.”
no doubt–the death grip and mind meld are completely different things people!!! LOL
But wasn’t it just a ‘knock-out” grip.
Notice I didn’t use the word ‘Vulcan” — Damn!
That’s seven including when we first came in and you asked Mr. Vernon whether Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.
In defense of people who seem redundant, this site doesn’t always show all comments on a new photo, it seems…..and for most of these people, they probably didn’t see the previous comments already stating what they were thinking….cuz it happened to me–haha.
They are so cute!! Poor little darlings!
talk about contrast!
I always love a good bowl haircut or three, and some vulcan death grip action.
he is so cute though!!
The big brother is trying so hard to be perfect for mom and dad. Too much competition with twins.
after being laid off from work, Freddy Krueger got a job @ a photo studio.
There really is such a thing as the bad seed.
Aww, poor twins, haha. This is so awkward and cute at the same time!
Assuming the crying boys are identical twins and are being pinched, do you think they feel pain in both shoulders?
After several minutes of taunting and saying “I’m not touching you!” as his hands hovered over their shoulders, big brother put his hands ON their shoulders just as the photographer snaps the picture and his little brothers scream, “He’s touching me!!!!!”
Good timing kid.
“Hey, do you want to pretend to be cymbals?”
Naw, I’m sure their tantrums are blue shorts-related.
AWESOME!!!
Maybe they’re crying because the older brother is using the Vulcan death grip!
Looks like the big brother may have just given them the Vulcan death grip!
He’s actually trying to give them the death/sleep squeeze thing on their shoulders…..he knew they would cry, but that’s so he could be counted as the good one…..
wow, it’s amazing how “behind” this site is–there were only 4 comments when I commented, and at the time none of them reflected what apparently was a popular thought…..which is what I stated above.
clearly, he’s giving the twins a painful version of the vulcan hold.
Ahh – The Mr Spock death grip – Oh NO! Dont hurt us again!
cry guy sandwich! this is one of the best on here in awhile.
Spock as a young child, demonstrating the Vulcan Death Grip. Apparently it works!
Oh my gosh! LOL My favorite picture so far!
One bowl – Three haircuts
why hasn’t anyone else commented on how witty your comment is?! i nearly fell over laughing. seriously…so funny.
Because I only just saw it – AND I AGREE BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL Bad day for them.
I’d cry too if someone knocked over my faux books.
How come BILLY gets to unbutton his shirt and we DON’T???
Looks like the Vulcan grip really IS painful.
OK, so twins aren’t ALWAYS happy… :-p
He busted out his best pressure point fighting techniques for the pic.
why do I get the feeling he just told them that Mommy was going to give them away after the pic was taken
Is it just me, or do those twins like the kid who played Gage in Pet Sematary?
Clearly photoshopped
no,…. sorry
IT’S NOT WORKING SPOCK!
Fascinating.
Valcun mind meld and shoulder pinch
Win.
Caption change
That was exactly my first reaction lolz
Win, win!