Uncle Jack

April 19th, 2010

Uncle Jack - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

It’s just for the weekend.

(submitted by Jack)

181 Responses to “Uncle Jack”

  1. Dee says:

    It made me laugh my head off, but I also think it’s actually a really sweet picture. Awwww.

  2. Gigi says:

    Sweet photo. Would be a much better photo if goth man was licking the baby’s face. 🙂

  3. Todd says:

    best post yet, I love it!

  4. Anne says:

    should prepare that baby for santa clause.

  5. sallyomalley says:

    To be honest, it is really sweet how proud uncle jack looks….

  6. Zyana says:

    Goes to show that any family has all kinds! =)

  7. stylewylde says:

    The funniest thing about this pic is.. I think know that guy, or else I did, about 15 years ago in SF!!!

  8. Your Dad (Tom) says:

    Mike, Is that the “real” Cure’ He looks like my grade school gym coach!

  9. muse7 says:

    I’m scared. Really scared.

  10. Sihaya says:

    Do you get to keep your Goth license if you crack a smile that big? Or do you have a ‘perky goth’ restriction appended to it? Cute baby, proud uncle. Awesome.

  11. Mary says:

    I like the pretty white curtains in the background. Where are they, Aunt Marney’s house?

    • Aunt Marney says:

      Those are not my regulation curtains.

      Also, remind Lisa that next Thanksgiving I won’t be as lenient.

  12. Dude says:

    To me, he looks like he’s trying to be Sweeney Todd. And that brings up a whole new can of … meat byproducts!

  13. Bob says:

    Oh, look – Jack brought his own dinner tonight!

  14. Erica says:

    I LOVE this pic!!!!

  15. m says:

    Not only the baby’s uncle, but the Goth-father

  16. 666 dimebag wife says:

    You don’t know Jack!

  17. cranky says:

    Baby’s really upset because last week Uncles New Kids on the Block were lots more fun. Next Week: Aunt Tiffany.

  18. Anne says:

    I’m assuming the Jack who submitted this is the Uncle Jack of the photo, which means he has a healthy sense of humor. And that makes this pic even more awesome.

  19. Lilly says:

    I think this guy went to college with me…I think it’s Halloween in this pic…

    • Socalmom says:

      Funny pic! but i doubt it’s Halloween. Every mom i know dresses up her baby for their first Halloween, at least w/an orange onesie or t-shirt!
      Love everyone’s comments!

  20. Bruce says:

    If you goth it, flaunt it!

  21. Zaq says:

    I would be proud to call this guy my uncle.

  22. Nathan says:

    Thank God the baby didn’t get his mom’s scissor hands.

  23. Bonnie says:

    Baby must resemble his mother.

  24. Tishrei says:

    My first comment —

    I’m giggling over this one. Too funny.

  25. iLOLd says:

    Be obSCENE, baby, and not heard!!!


  26. iLOLd says:

    Marilyn Manson’s first “Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.”

    (Ok, that’s just Goth-awful.)

    For little Suzi, please help us find the Cure.

  27. iLOLd says:

    It’s Showtime!!!
    Uncle-juice! Uncle-juice! Uncle-juice!

  28. skyeleo says:

    lol-he’s a bad Robert Smith.

  29. Chadillac says:

    You’re a naughty one, Saucy Jack..

  30. Daisie says:

    Goth-a-bye-baby, on the tree top.

  31. Chad says:

    This Halloween, at the Royal Oaks Mall, have you child’s picture taken with Goth Guy.

  32. Roxanne says:

    OH MY GOD!!! that is hella funny! Robert Smith he is not, Robert has red lips.

  33. meansheep says:

    Best of all is the “WHAT WILL YOUR BABY LOOK LIKE?” ad, right below the photo! I want to see them use this photo in the ad!

  34. meansheep says:

    “Oh, HIM? He’s our new nanny, Voltron, eater of souls.”

  35. SM says:

    Why do people assume white skin + big black hair = Robert Smith wannabe? It was the 80s and it was called batcave… I knew scores of people with the same style.

    But seriously, WT*.

    • Hunter says:

      NOT the 80’s. This is current era (at least within 5 years). Jackal Ray (the uncle) has been a San Francisco goth club DJ for almost 20 years, and yes he still looks like this.

  36. amy says:

    For the first time I snorted while reading a caption. So funny!

  37. shahrooz says:

    Is it just me or does that baby have one eyebrow raised…as if to say “Who the hell is this guy?”

  38. LuLu says:

    I would ask if this was a Halloween pic but I know it isn’t.

  39. michelle says:

    before the sacrifice.

  40. Paul Metzger says:

    If he is copying Robert Smith, it’s a VERY BAD copy.

  41. Who let that terrifying hell-baby near the sweet and friendly goth kid?

  42. Lisa says:

    Um…well, I can’t really say anything, ‘cuz it would be a bit hypocritical. Stupid conscience.

  43. Brutus says:


  44. Masha says:

    -comment censored due to the fact that anything I could possibly say would involve extremely bad language-

  45. DG says:

    Pugsly and Dana Adams Are Pleased to Announce the Birth of Their Son, Damian!

  46. Kitten says:

    Is he supposed to be dressed up as Robert Smith or a goth kid?

  47. Mike says:

    I showed this to my 8-year-old daughter and she said, “I don’t get it.”

  48. king Missle says:

    Hahaha now that is funny!!!

  49. Amice says:

    This is now my absolute favorite!

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