Do you get to keep your Goth license if you crack a smile that big? Or do you have a ‘perky goth’ restriction appended to it? Cute baby, proud uncle. Awesome.
I’m assuming the Jack who submitted this is the Uncle Jack of the photo, which means he has a healthy sense of humor. And that makes this pic even more awesome.
Funny pic! but i doubt it’s Halloween. Every mom i know dresses up her baby for their first Halloween, at least w/an orange onesie or t-shirt!
Love everyone’s comments!
That’s weird to me. I’ve gone by Voltron here on AFP for a little bit and the Voltron I know was the defender of the universe, a cartoon character. Is there another one I don’t know about? Or did you just randomly choose that name. The eater of souls thing is funny by the way
Why do people assume white skin + big black hair = Robert Smith wannabe? It was the 80s and it was called batcave… I knew scores of people with the same style.
NOT the 80′s. This is current era (at least within 5 years). Jackal Ray (the uncle) has been a San Francisco goth club DJ for almost 20 years, and yes he still looks like this.
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It made me laugh my head off, but I also think it’s actually a really sweet picture. Awwww.
Sweet photo. Would be a much better photo if goth man was licking the baby’s face.
You must surely be a photograher
BAH HAHAHAHAHA Thank you for that!
best post yet, I love it!
should prepare that baby for santa clause.
To be honest, it is really sweet how proud uncle jack looks….
Goes to show that any family has all kinds! =)
The funniest thing about this pic is.. I think know that guy, or else I did, about 15 years ago in SF!!!
Yeah, me too.
JACKAL RAY.
6’6″, built like a tree and wears eyelashes longer than your aunt Dora from Poughkeepsie?
Yeah, you know him.
Mike, Is that the “real” Cure’ He looks like my grade school gym coach!
I’m scared. Really scared.
Do you get to keep your Goth license if you crack a smile that big? Or do you have a ‘perky goth’ restriction appended to it? Cute baby, proud uncle. Awesome.
I like the pretty white curtains in the background. Where are they, Aunt Marney’s house?
Those are not my regulation curtains.
Also, remind Lisa that next Thanksgiving I won’t be as lenient.
To me, he looks like he’s trying to be Sweeney Todd. And that brings up a whole new can of … meat byproducts!
Oh, look – Jack brought his own dinner tonight!
I LOVE this pic!!!!
Not only the baby’s uncle, but the Goth-father
I like that!
Good one!!
Ha-Ha!
Win, plus this reminded me of the SNL skit w/ the goth that worked at Cinnabon.
XD
You don’t know Jack!
Baby’s really upset because last week Uncles New Kids on the Block were lots more fun. Next Week: Aunt Tiffany.
I’m assuming the Jack who submitted this is the Uncle Jack of the photo, which means he has a healthy sense of humor. And that makes this pic even more awesome.
I noticed that too. I was hoping he would have a comment on here!
We are still trying to figure out who submitted it but it was taken in 1996
I think this guy went to college with me…I think it’s Halloween in this pic…
Funny pic! but i doubt it’s Halloween. Every mom i know dresses up her baby for their first Halloween, at least w/an orange onesie or t-shirt!
Love everyone’s comments!
If you goth it, flaunt it!
I would be proud to call this guy my uncle.
me too
Thank God the baby didn’t get his mom’s scissor hands.
HAHAHAHA! That’s funny!
Hah!
Baby must resemble his mother.
I bet he’s a li’l Hellraiser!!!
XD
im a girl thank you very little
My first comment —
I’m giggling over this one. Too funny.
Be obSCENE, baby, and not heard!!!
Hi, I’m John5, for Huggies new Li’l Drippy-Demons.
WIN!
Marilyn Manson’s first “Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.”
(Ok, that’s just Goth-awful.)
For little Suzi, please help us find the Cure.
Stop it! You’re killing me here! ROFLMAO!!!!!
LOL–now that’s funny
win
Awesome! LOL
really clever, you’re cracking me up
LAUGHED OUT LOUD!
It’s Showtime!!!
Uncle-juice! Uncle-juice! Uncle-juice!
“… FRIDAY.I’M IN LOVE!”
lol-he’s a bad Robert Smith.
You’re a naughty one, Saucy Jack..
Goth-a-bye-baby, on the tree top.
WINNER!
You are my day star, my only day star …
This Halloween, at the Royal Oaks Mall, have you child’s picture taken with Goth Guy.
OMG Chad, too funny
OH MY GOD!!! that is hella funny! Robert Smith he is not, Robert has red lips.
Best of all is the “WHAT WILL YOUR BABY LOOK LIKE?” ad, right below the photo! I want to see them use this photo in the ad!
“Oh, HIM? He’s our new nanny, Voltron, eater of souls.”
Very Funny made me LOL
Excellent!!!!!!
Best!
Win!
I could never top that one!
eek made me snort ginger ale out of my nose! WIN!
Total WIN!
That’s weird to me. I’ve gone by Voltron here on AFP for a little bit and the Voltron I know was the defender of the universe, a cartoon character. Is there another one I don’t know about? Or did you just randomly choose that name. The eater of souls thing is funny by the way
Why do people assume white skin + big black hair = Robert Smith wannabe? It was the 80s and it was called batcave… I knew scores of people with the same style.
But seriously, WT*.
NOT the 80′s. This is current era (at least within 5 years). Jackal Ray (the uncle) has been a San Francisco goth club DJ for almost 20 years, and yes he still looks like this.
and thats baby Ravenne now 13 years old
For the first time I snorted while reading a caption. So funny!
Is it just me or does that baby have one eyebrow raised…as if to say “Who the hell is this guy?”
I noticed that too, this pic is great
that was ‘shoppped.
BEGONE PHOTO SHOPPED BELIEVER!
my baby photos are not shopped
I would ask if this was a Halloween pic but I know it isn’t.
before the sacrifice.
Really funny Michelle!
But Michelle, that really WAS funny, haha!!!
If he is copying Robert Smith, it’s a VERY BAD copy.
agreed. robert smith dresses nothing like that.
Who let that terrifying hell-baby near the sweet and friendly goth kid?
ha!
win
i second that
i am not a hell baby! as far as you know..maybe my mom would disagree but besides that!
i was not a hell baby
my mother may disagree but…
Um…well, I can’t really say anything, ‘cuz it would be a bit hypocritical. Stupid conscience.
Classic!
-comment censored due to the fact that anything I could possibly say would involve extremely bad language-
Pugsly and Dana Adams Are Pleased to Announce the Birth of Their Son, Damian!
Is he supposed to be dressed up as Robert Smith or a goth kid?
I was thinking of the same thing!! Brings a new meaning to “Pictures of You”!
Either way I thought they weren’t supposed to smile.
It looks to me like Sting from the old WWF
I showed this to my 8-year-old daughter and she said, “I don’t get it.”
LOL!! Priceless
I love your 8 year old! If there were more people like her the world would be a better place.
Oh nooooo..
Hahaha now that is funny!!!
This is now my absolute favorite!