It’s just for the weekend.
(submitted by Jack)
This the BEST pic, hands down, that I’ve seen on this website. I would trust Jack 100% with my kids. I’ve been “that aunt”.
I just showed this picture to a two-year-old and she gasped and said with serious concern, “Look! That man-girl got that baby!” It was so random, I think I’m going to die!
He may be scaryish, but u can tell he loves that baby from his proud smile
That’s Robert Smith! On his uncle Jack’s lap.
Is it just me or does that really look like a goth Jason Segel
Hahaha! I thought the EXACT same thing!
I agree! That’s hilarious
25+ yrs fan of the Cure, and I can assure you this is not Robert Smith.
The little boy is.
Its a little girl a dear friends wonderful daughter.
This is cool. Uncle jack is cool.
I never submited this but it was me and my X wife Karlyre and a baby named Ravynne!
OMG Jack this is awesome! xo,i
it must take him hours to get ready every day.
hey, isn’t that robert smith???
hahah i want this uncle!!
Finding a last-minute babysitter is a crapshoot.
Ten Years Later: “Mom, I had that nightmare again!”
The moral of this story: dress like evil and everybody will love you forever
“You can just call me Jack. Mr. O’Lantern sounds so formal.”
Oh Jack…. I so flippin’ love you. Best picture ever.
I think this was one of the guys who originally auditioned for the lead in “Twilight”
XDDDDDDDD….I hate that movie….BUT STILL FUNNY!
I used to DJ at Beauty Bar in SF and Jack was always the bouncer for that night. I always enjoyed chatting with him.
Jackals recipe for baby back ribs:
1 baby (leave back bones in tack)
3 cloves imitation garlic ( most vampires cant stand real garlic )
cover with aluminum foil, in 13″ x 9″ pyrex dish ( size approved by Marney )
Heat oven to 350 degrees, bake for 2 hours.
Serve with cole slaw and children of the cornbread…
“in tack” huh?
Marney would want you to bring your own serving spoon. Wooden spoon, NOT plastic.
This baby’s mama was in desperate need of a babysitter!
One of these days days you’ll get to meet him again and discover what a fantastic person he is! If you ever go back to SF that man will watch your back
didnt i see him at the reunion?
I’m inclined to agree with you even though I’ve never met him. People are too quick to judge someone by their appearance without having any intention of getting to know the real person.
…..really? this is me when i was little..and thats uncle Jack back in san francisco..maybe this will prove to my mom how awkward and weird her friends aer <3
I LOVE Goth dudes!!!
He’s thinking “Where’s my cookbook?”
Hey!! I know this guy!! seriously.. he is awesome. he resuced me and another girl at Rodericks Chamber (goth club in San Francisco) when some a**hat decided to spray mace in the womans bathroom!! LOVE IT!! you go Jackal.
i would love this guy to be my uncle…
It’s pictures like this that make this website pure genius. Thank God for AFP Hilarious!
Oh. My. Gawd. Becky, look at his hair. It is so big.
This was soooooo amusing! Thank you! My stomach aches from giggles.
That is adorable!
I actually used to know that guy. That fact makes this all the more funny to me. He’s great with kids though, better than he is with adults.
totally agree!! i know him too. well, a long time ago, but still. he is a total nice guy. (i always wondered if he was tall, or if it was his hair.)
That is not Robert Smith from the Cure. This person is too young, he is in his 50′s. Just some other guy, trust me.
But how can you be sure?!?
i’m with missy…u can’t be 2 sure this guy isn’t robert smith….even if u r a cure fan.
ill have you know i aws 27 in this pic and im now in my early 40″s thanks
And the baby’s other uncle is Marilyn Manson!
What a lucky kid…
Sigh… I wish he were MY uncle. Most people are so boring.
That has GOT to be Robert Smith-I’d love to have him for an Uncle!
as long as he doesn’t sing to you.
More like Uncle Robert Smith meets Insane Clown Posse
erm…I hope there’s a Cure…hehe
Some people just can’t let go of their dead relatives..(
I have 5 uncles, and not one of them ever held me as a child. I would have LOVED to have this cool guy as MY uncle! He’d be the kind to catch you stealing cars or something but never rat on you.
Giving a baby to a vampire is not a good idea. Don’t give the uncle a snack!
I wish my uncle was that cool! It would account for my appearance, that’s for sure!
The funny thing about all the Robert Smith comments is THAT REALLY IS ROBERT “Uncle Jack” SMITH.
Yes, he’s put on a few pounds since the 80s. Most of us have. But he’s still a very talented singer and performer and it was nice of the family to share this glimpse into their private lives.
I actually spit coffee all over my computer screen! HA that is hilarious
OOPS! That’s a picture of him with Emma, NOT Rene, if anyone we know sees this.
no! that’s my best friend ravenne! that’s her and uncle jackal!
NO its me Ravenne,! Toke’s daughter if ya know her
No. No. No. You’ve got it all wrong. That CAN’T be Robert Smith. Look at the face. Not pale enough. Not even close. Robert wears RED lipstick, not often black. And where on earth is the hazy invisible girl he is always with? Nah. I think this is obviously my paper boy.
I resent that!
I am your paperboy.
This is Jackal.. My ex boyfriend.. No way in any type of hell is that Robert Smith,
Actually, you’re wrong. This is NOT Robert Smith. This is really a friend of mine named “Jackal” from San Francisco, CA. I’ve clubbed with and hung out with him (at his place) when I lived out there last year. Look him up on Myspace. You will find him, I am sure.
it’s funny how people are quick to judge by ones looks. Jackal is a sweetheart.
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