Face Plant

April 28th, 2010

Face Plant - Pregnancy

The real question is… who is that guy and what’s on the CD?

(submitted by Patrick)

62 Responses to “Face Plant”

  1. hmmmm says:

    where do you suppose he intends on inserting the CD?

  2. McLain says:

    My guess is he’s a secret agent about to embark on a perilous mission and wanted to leave a disc with vital information for his unborn child.

  3. keil says:

    why is she wearing a tiara? & based on her facial expression i’d say that is definitely the baby’s father & shes upset with him because of the cd slide show he just showed to their families of their journey through pregnancy.

  4. matt says:

    He saved her from deflating.

  5. Steven says:

    I could imagine the CD being Mozart because I played it for my son while he was in the womb… well using strategically placed headphones. (I’m sorry I have no pictures.)

  6. Sam says:

    Boyz II Men, definitely Boyz II Men on that disc!

  7. Dennis says:

    Stop blowing. She’s gonna blow.

  8. Charlotte says:

    The CD is the ultrasound video

  9. Missy says:

    Now this is a delicate little pose for the baby book.

  10. Stephanie says:

    Lady in pink “no,the CD’s are usually inserted into the CD player”.

  11. carol says:

    She looks a bit concerned and not at all happy.

  12. Superking says:

    I’m sorry, but how this photo is tagged assumes that she is indeed pregnant.

  13. andi in NC says:

    mmm.. Smells like a watermelon….

  14. Candy says:

    I have actually been to more than one baby shower where the mom-to-be was given a tiara to wear during the festivities. I find it a bit ridiculous, but hey, whatever floats their boat!

  15. Libby says:

    That is two CDs–one in each hand.

  16. The CD is a compilation album of the songs they listened to while that baby was being conceived.

  17. LAURIE says:

    I alwaaaaays wear my tiara to the local park.

  18. JJ says:

    See what happens when you hire a stripper for a bridal shower?

  19. Alan says:

    “And Prince Charming bent over and kissed the frog,KERBLAMO,she turned into a beautiful Pregger Princess. At the same time the wedding ring turned into a Crazy Frog CD”

  20. ohio says:

    Maybe it’s the fact she is wearing a tiara. Maybe it’s the not so noticed fact he is wearing a boutineer. But I have a feeling this is ‘casual’ wedding related.

  21. Cindy says:

    I think they were playing “Truth or Dare” at her baby shower. Yet another reason NOT to have co-ed showers, girls. Make them change diapers and get up for the 2am feedings, but don’t start the punishment this early.

  22. coNNie says:

    “I said the baby kicked, not give the baby a kiss.”

  23. Greatdaniel13 says:

    He’s trying to suck the baby out through her belly button.

  24. Uncuw Biww says:


  25. Jonathan says:

    Is it customary in this far away country to have to give the queen’s belly a raspberry when she grant’s you an audience if you want to get your cd played on the queens radio stations?

  26. Daisy says:

    Where are her legs?

  27. Jen says:

    And why the tiara? Maybe she is some kind of queen and instead of “kissing the ring” people have to kiss the belly.

    • Jon says:

      I’m on it… :)

    • Rachel says:

      I’m guessing that it’s a baby shower and they gave the mom a tiara to make her feel special somehow, sort of like what people do with bachelorette parties or 21st birthdays. If this is a bachelorette party, it’s even more awkward though.

      • Lisa says:

        Bachelorette party – that’s HILARIOUS! It’s this stripper’s version of the lap dance before he puts the CD in the boom box and busts a move.

        “Dammit, I’m the bride-to-be…now kiss my pregnant belly and put on “Superfreak.””

  28. KLA says:

    Who got Princess Peach pregnant? LMAO

  29. Richard says:

    I know I have blown up party balloons before but this one sure is life like.

  30. Marc says:

    Maybe they’re congenital twins?

    • Chris says:

      Congenital? Do you mean fraternal twins? They couldn’t be conjoined, because that’s identical twins who didn’t separate, thus it wouldn’t be boy-girl twins.

      • Morgan Lee says:

        You’re reading too much into Marc’s joke. That said, congenital does not mean conjoined. So, you’re both wrong!

        • Irene says:

          Actually, you’re wrong. Chris was saying that congenital is the wrong term for what Marc was trying to say. Therefore, he knows congenital does not mean conjoined.

  31. Paulie1968 says:

    Oh, for God’s sake.

  32. Damon says:

    let’s not gloss over the tiara.

  33. Amice says:

    …and where is he trying to put it?

  34. teresa says:

    The other real question is: where did her legs go?

  35. David says:

    No, the real question is: what’s so awkward or funny about this?

    • Nora says:

      ok, really.. even if a woman is pregnant, wouldn’t she feel awkward having her belly kissed. perhaps the photo isn’t awkward, but it is certainly capturing an awkward moment! I know it happens a lot, people talk to babies while their in the womb etc, and yet its still fairly awkward!

  36. edgar says:

    You know its a random thought here i thought.. That really not a person she is actually a communication device.. and he is trying to send encoded transmission and looking for the dvd entry port to transmit his data.

  37. Brian says:

    “Now that I think about it, maybe I should tell him that he’s not the baby’s daddy”

  38. DMF says:

    Is this what we get for all our negative comments about the bare pregnancy belly photos? If so, I TAKE IT ALL BACK!!!

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